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Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by JackDaAlienz(op): 11:24pm On Aug 21, 2025
2 fine yellow sissi living in opposite me. Tonight for some reason they decided to quarrel serious quarrel and in the process started exposing their dark secrets.

The good news is the one that is my spec was accused of doing Hooks and in the process she accepted and they both started exposing each other.
It's over and hour and they are still yell at each other cursing each other.
I'm just enjoying the whole secret spillage with my ear glued to the window.

Now I know my neighbour is a Hooks ambassador how do I approach her now that her matter don cast fir open?

Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Tenrack: 3:34am On Aug 22, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
2 fine yellow sissi living in opposite me. Tonight for some reason they decided to quarrel serious quarrel and in the process started exposing their dark secrets.

The good news is the one that is my spec was accused of doing Hooks and in the process she accepted and they both started exposing each other.
It's over and hour and they are still yell at each other cursing each other.
I'm just enjoying the whole secret spillage with my ear glued to the window.

Now I know my neighbour is a Hooks ambassador how do I approach her to s*x now that her matter don cast fir open?
just approach her with friendly vibes and tell her that you want to be friends with her. Then later tell her you want fwb. You go dey do small small levels for her. Since you're neighbours she won't charge you like her nose clients, 10k, 5k here and there. You fit buy her some food stuff now and then. She go open am for you.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by tanigororo: 5:56am On Aug 22, 2025
[quote author=Tenrack post=136538835]just approach her with friendly vibes and tell her that you want to be friends with her. Then later tell her you want fwb. You go dey do small small levels for her. Since you're neighbours she won't charge you like her nose clients, 10k, 5k here and there. You fit buy her some food stuff now and then. She go open am for you. [/quote


Bad Idea, Terrible idea
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Tenrack: 6:07am On Aug 22, 2025
[quote author=tanigororo post=136539161][/quote]please I'm open to learning. What do you think would be the better idea ,
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by tanigororo: 6:35am On Aug 22, 2025
Tenrack:
please I'm open to learning. What do you think would be the better idea ,
Play Away Bro, Home Game 🎯 is a Terrible idea to begin with.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Therock5555(m): 7:11am On Aug 22, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
2 fine yellow sissi living in opposite me. Tonight for some reason they decided to quarrel serious quarrel and in the process started exposing their dark secrets.

The good news is the one that is my spec was accused of doing Hooks and in the process she accepted and they both started exposing each other.
It's over and hour and they are still yell at each other cursing each other.
I'm just enjoying the whole secret spillage with my ear glued to the window.

Now I know my neighbour is a Hooks ambassador how do I approach her to s*x now that her matter don cast fir open?
So you actually got even more interested when you realize one of them was a call girl....


I sorry for this generation...
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Tenrack: 7:19am On Aug 22, 2025
tanigororo:
Play Away Bro, Home Game 🎯 is a Terrible idea to begin with.
well. Me I no fit try am personally Sha. It's not ideal.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by taiwocosmetic(f): 7:36am On Aug 22, 2025
Lol OP, you don enter wahala o 🤣. Living with two crazy female neighbours no be beans at all. Na from “borrow me salt” e dey start, before you know am, na full gist, wahala and drama go follow. Just shine your eye, no let cruise turn to gbege for compound.

If dem dey overdo, set boundaries sharply. If na cruise you wan catch, enjoy the show but no go fall mugu because crazy neighbour matter fit sweet today, sour tomorrow.

Na compound gist dey sweet pass for Nairaland sef 😅.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Kobicove(m): 7:40am On Aug 22, 2025
Avoid getting involved with a neighbour who lives in the same compound as you!
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by ExudeLoveToAll: 7:43am On Aug 22, 2025
Therock5555:
So you actually got even more interested when you realize one of them was a call girl....


I sorry for this generation...
He is only happy and interested because now he knows he would have fallen for a relationship if he didn't know and wants to swim like other men, i agree with you though. Any woman with prostitution history is off my limits no matter how pleasant she looks but that's not applicable to other dudes
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Biqsahm: 8:10am On Aug 22, 2025
Before u say JackDaAlienz, she don become ur housewife bro
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Nobody: 8:13am On Aug 22, 2025
Nor go fall in love. As a rule, you don't shitt where you eat.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by AllBlack: 8:21am On Aug 22, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
Now I know my neighbour is a Hooks ambassador how do I approach her to s*x now that her matter don cast fir open?
Now that she knows THAT YOU KNOW... if she ever looks your way, she will milk every aspect of your sanity (no more shame) just to shame you too. Dodge her and find external that will make her jealous and wonder why you shunned her.
By the way... why the furQ would you want to mingle with girls in your area? see finish no dey taya you?
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Baronthecelebri(m): 8:22am On Aug 22, 2025
You for as them to fight
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Therock5555(m): 8:38am On Aug 22, 2025
ExudeLoveToAll:
He is only happy and interested because now he knows he would have fallen for a relationship if he didn't know and wants to swim like other men, i agree with you though. Any woman with prostitution history is off my limits no matter how pleasant she looks but that's not applicable to other dudes
First of all any sensible people should know that chasing a girl you're in the same compound with is a big recipe for disaster.


I no dey even follow my area girls laugh talk more of compound...
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by JackDaAlienz(op): 9:41am On Aug 22, 2025
Therock5555:
First of all any sensible people should know that chasing a girl you're in the same compound with is a big recipe for disaster.


I no dey even follow my area girls laugh talk more of compound...
This is not true abeg
I have had flings with a salon girl directly opposite my house. Till today no drama no nothing just small small billings. That's all
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by JackDaAlienz(op): 9:41am On Aug 22, 2025
Kobicove:
Avoid getting involved with a neighbour who lives in the same compound as you!
can you give me reasons why??
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Therock5555(m): 9:44am On Aug 22, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
This is not true abeg
I have had flings with a salon girl directly opposite my house. Till today no drama no nothing just small small billings. That's all
Then it's obvious that you're not a play boy...
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by JackDaAlienz(op): 9:45am On Aug 22, 2025
Baronthecelebri:
You for as them to fight
oga dem no fight oo
Na just mouth dem use dey abuse each other from 9pm till 12 am shocked shocked

The kind information wey I hear grin grin I was just enjoying it.

One say the other girl dey use cucumber because she no get man grin grin the other one call am hooks and say she go die for hooks.
Abortion, snatching man, omo I hear stories grin grin

They funny thing be say they live in the same compound. And we're besties until now
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by JackDaAlienz(op): 9:48am On Aug 22, 2025
Therock5555:
Then it's obvious that you're not a play boy...
Oya you that is Minister of Playboy. Show us road abi you sef no know road undecided

As long as I don't do love love
Na just knock I wan knock comot
If she see anoda girl for my house
She cannot do anything.
Same way I dey see guys dey visit her.. so??
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by bennyflipy(m): 9:59am On Aug 22, 2025
Something Wei go spoil

as a guy no matter how beautiful they are Biko don't follow,
Class mates
Colleagues
Neighbours

E no dey ever end well.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by bennyflipy(m): 10:01am On Aug 22, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
Oya you that is Minister of Playboy. Show us road abi you sef no know road undecided

As long as I don't do love love
Na just knock I wan knock comot
If she see anoda girl for my house
She cannot do anything.
Same way I dey see guys dey visit her.. so??
You never follow woman true true🤣🤣🤣
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Therock5555(m): 10:27am On Aug 22, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
Oya you that is Minister of Playboy. Show us road abi you sef no know road undecided

As long as I don't do love love
Na just knock I wan knock comot
If she see anoda girl for my house
She cannot do anything.
Same way I dey see guys dey visit her.. so??
If you be wise Man, you no go allow anybody show you road, that's why you get number 6
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by JackDaAlienz(op): 10:30am On Aug 22, 2025
Therock5555:
If you be wise Man, you no go allow anybody show you road, that's why you get number 6
abeg getat from here nonesense.
If u have nothing positive to contribute then leave this thread.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Therock5555(m): 10:31am On Aug 22, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
abeg getat from here nonesense.
If u have nothing positive to contribute then leave this thread.
Call your boys make they come carry me if you get liver....
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by wunmi590(m): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2025
huh

Congratulations to you, the other one that exposed the one you likes just helped you to reduce spending..

After the fight, just approach the one you like and price her for N4,500 and you are good to go
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by Fiscus105(m):
JackDaAlienz:
2 fine yellow sissi living in opposite me. Tonight for some reason they decided to quarrel serious quarrel and in the process started exposing their dark secrets.

The good news is the one that is my spec was accused of doing Hooks and in the process she accepted and they both started exposing each other.
It's over and hour and they are still yell at each other cursing each other.
I'm just enjoying the whole secret spillage with my ear glued to the window.

Now I know my neighbour is a Hooks ambassador how do I approach her now that her matter don cast fir open?
Easier to get than how you earlier tot it would be, meanwhile, dangerous than how you earlier tot she would be.

Easier to laid but, dangerous to be your sex-mate neighbour!
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by EponObi(f): 11:05am On Aug 22, 2025
Your two neighbors are fighting and exposing their secrets for the whole world to hear, which implies that they:

1. are shameless, and don't care washing their linens in the public

2. are bottom barrels

3. have no honour

But you still want chuck prik. You well so? You probably don't have any prestige.

God is purposely opening your eyes, but you still wan form blind enter trap of shame and embarrassment.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by saphiere(f): 11:06am On Aug 22, 2025
JackDaAlienz:
2 fine yellow sissi living in opposite me. Tonight for some reason they decided to quarrel serious quarrel and in the process started exposing their dark secrets.

The good news is the one that is my spec was accused of doing Hooks and in the process she accepted and they both started exposing each other.
It's over and hour and they are still yell at each other cursing each other.
I'm just enjoying the whole secret spillage with my ear glued to the window.

Now I know my neighbour is a Hooks ambassador how do I approach her now that her matter don cast fir open?
See what iss coming to the front page of the biggest forum in Africa.

Nairaland has lost its glory.
Re: Living With 2 Crazy Female Neighbours by enemyofprogress: 11:09am On Aug 22, 2025
Op Please send me their home address. Amebo dey hungry me.
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