₦airaland Forum

Seunomobo:
Iran tying their perceived enemies to ballistic missiles and firing them to their opponents camps traumatizes me ....

If this is true, this really cracked me up. They sent missiles to Israel alongside the spies. You know, Iran was really embarrassed by the infiltration of Israel and really suffered serious loss

Oga, better face life realities. There's is nothing more about that statement than it is the statement of a chronic cheat.

dettolgel:
Ozempic if you know you know. That is the new fad, watch out it will hit naija soon

It already has but didn't take off because with our diet and our native diseases (malaria, typhoid), it is not too difficult to lose weight in Nigeria.
Also, it used to be sign of richness to be obese!

You're not alone Comrade. Each time i retrospectively think about the statement, my rhythm of my heartbeat change astronomically. Too too traumatizing.

Host78:
For me it's this Nedu story with his wife. If you remember that time that Comedian Nedu trended with his wife during their divorce saga.

She made one statement that comes up in my head from time to time. This has been up to a year or two now since their divorce but the statement still gives me trouble once in awhile.

She told him plainly that because they were married, he assumed that the child she gave birth to was his.

Till today I still can't get this statement out of my mind. Like how do you even think up something like this and say it with full confidence?

Like why are we married if I can't accept the child from the marriage as my own?

This talk weak me die.

A lot of men will raise children that are not theirs especially the first born. This sane first child will inherit your properties while your real children if any will struggle to get peanuts from your estate after you pass on.

It's a scary future mahn.

I hope we all get finance to run DNA tests o

What traumatized me the most from what I saw online was pictures of group of naked women with their children murdered in cold blood with their hands tide behind their back. Visibly their organs havested. I believe the pictures must came somewhere in the North Central Nigeria.

BeginsAtHome:
This one hit me so bad I could not eat or sleep for like two days. This was in 2010 i think.

It was in 2012 I remember I was serving then, one teacher in our school then said she cries every night because of that incident

maasoap:
You need to see me back in the days and now, not really different from the pictures you posted

Did you also go from looking like a gorilla to looking female?

I wonder why not helinues sheybi nairaland would have been better if good Gazuzz didn't die RIP.

Bukola94:
she looks better and fits, maybe she will have still be in the game with this body and that young lady won't have defeated her

Which looks better- when she looked like gorilla or now?

tubolancer:
The sweet breast has gone, I don't think I will look at her twice now.

99thEnemy:
She went from thick and beautiful to just bones.

I don't like bones.

So these two females, you'd choose the one that looks like gorilla?

Hehehehehe:
I wonder why not helinues sheybi nairaland would have been better if good Gazuzz didn't die RIP.

Who be Gazuzz?
RIP

DoctorStanley:
For me this Serena Williams transformation. Still can't believe it's same person

Maybe also this video. The blatant extreme tribalism - "If we can't get a Northerner, then we look for a foreigner, instead of another Nigerian!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_odAy4rVz8?si=TGCzbMPYrGbAcjGA

Maybe also this one - the way he casually and happily described shooting Ahmadu Bello:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ2pcLO9HSc?si=GjlpKJfXEUdYVMq7

aswear dis wan na sickness! Nothing una go tell me.

LOVEGINO:
aswear dis wan na sickness! Nothing una go tell me.

Which one? Ahmadu Bello or Nzeogwu?

DoctorStanley:
Which looks better- when she looked like gorilla or now?

Now of course doctor, but if you say otherwise, you know better. I like my woman moderate or above slim. An African queen must get front and back, as in Chelsea and Barca.

rhythyson:
Ibom Air Breast

I am still traumatized

Kai dat bobi gimme joy o, even with d rough recording e still fresh. I come dey imagine...

APCNig:
Tell us what you have built in your life

it's still the same people that was condemning Tinubu when he was pimping Lagos. Us3le55 set of people.

Bukola94:
Now of course doctor, but if you say otherwise, you know better. I like my woman moderate or above slim. An African queen must get front and back, as in Chelsea and Barca.

Right. But not look like a man or gorilla

DoctorStanley:
Which one? Ahmadu Bello or Nzeogwu?

Serena na.

DoctorStanley:
Right. But not look like a man or gorilla

LOL, that young lady defeated her hands down in the tennis game. And it was not long she call it quite in the game. I respect her a lot, she dominated for years and won a lot of medals. I just don't like how it end

LOVEGINO:
Serena na.

Oh ok. She's looking sexy to me. Before, she was a man

Bukola94:
LOL, that young lady defeated her hands down in the tennis game. And it was not long she call it quite in the game. I respect her a lot, she dominated for years and won a lot of medals. I just don't like how it end

Didn't watch. When was it played or please do u have link to watch it?

DoctorStanley:
Oh ok. She's looking sexy to me. Before, she was a man

🤣🤣🤣🤣 with that big bumbum? U no well

meobizy:
Oh God, not another of these marketers. Una don turn GNLD now.

What was he marketing?

DoctorStanley:
Didn't watch. When was it played or please do u have link to watch it?

No, I watch it on supersport channel. The girl is Malaysian or Japanese, so young.

Traumatize? From anything online? Nah. Won't happen.

We grew up in the days where mob beatings and burning of thieves were the norm. Even experienced boys in action, with guns pointing at my face and as usual, I searched myself and surrendered all valuables. What about many near misses that could've taken this ancestors' life? Can't remember all, just in close to 5 decades o. Plus my old man (peace be unto his soul) when he was alive get mind tell me that he thought mumsy will birth a girl "again" and almost aborted this King (how audacious of him)...

Na online things wan come traumatize this ancestor. No. We've not seen it all in life yet but for now no and nothing online would do that to us.

I dey fold arms look you.

franugo:
What was he marketing?

dettolgel:
Ozempic if you know you know. That is the new fad, watch out it will hit naija soon

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Ozempic will be the next cash cow.

In the next few years, you will hear it, "Did you or your loved ones take Ozempic? Call the Law Offices of 1-800..blablabla"

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When Yul & Judy were dancing on social media shortly after the demise of their son thereby re traumatising May & her children

BlackViper:
Hmm, I remember watching a video of what Boko Haram did to a captured Nigerian Airforce pilot. His cries still give me nightmares to this day

I stay away from gory sights as much as l can handle cos my eyes captures and keeps things in the archive of my memory like forever

Brahamimo:
Each time I remember how these kidnappers made a video of how they slaughtered my elder brother till he died because we were unable to pay their ransom. Till date,I'm still traumatized and need to see a Therapist, but I heard it's quite expensive

WTH!! I can't even begin to imagine what that must have felt like, when did this happen and how did you manage to stay strong without seeing a therapist after that? I'm really sorry for what happened to you and your family.