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this 9jaman won a lottery n decided to travel to the us.
because he was illiterate, he couldnt get any job n there was no money to return home.
he was lucky to comE across oNe 9jaman who worked at the NEW YOrK zoo.he dressed him just like a monkey n was put in the zoo.
nobody ever noticed he was a man.visitors threw bananas at him n he treated them with amazing dives to catch them.he was a delight to watch.visitors called him "picky"

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DiSC B
now pricky had been at the zoo for one year n was fed up.he woke up one morning in his cage and said to himself "i don tire for oyinbo him land, i for just quit n go back to 9ja ooo !.." he didnt finish talking when a voice replied from the next cage "dont do that my son, nor be just 1 year u spend for hia? i was 22 when i came hear n i am now 62.i am nigerian too from kano . . ." it was the gorrilla in the next cage.


pricky fainted

The yoke no make me laugh
And if I call u hediot now you go say na bEef

ebuka the useless hunter

ebuka was busy in the forest setting up a trap to catch grasscutters that disturb his farm.whilst he was still putting the trap together, he saw one big grass cutter coming.ebuka began cursing the grasscutter "eediot, i no even finish the trap but u dey come .u dey craze??. . ." ebuka rained insults upon insults on the grasscutter.the poor grasscutter stood embarrassed' looked closely at ebuka shook its head several times and said "no be you do am, na my fault!"

ignore all d haters jare Bin. . . .dis Joke is extremely funny. .

Bunmioguns and bin gbAagbo same person


I swear na true

skales: Bunmioguns and bin gbAagbo same person


I swear na true

laff wan tear my belle

E no funny at all i no fit smile not to talk of laugh

nah, u can do beta

i am a very democratically-minded man and so respects every one's oppinion. taking offence will be childish on my part, one thing i know for sure is that the grass shall always bow to the wind. I AM THE WIND

THE TREE

ben was a sane and respected man.he woke up one morning n started going mad.he quickly climbed the tree in front of his house.he stayed there for 5 days n was still not coming down.his family brought police, boxers chieves but all to no avail.
they finally brought a pastor.the pastor just did a sign of cross n ben came down.
shocked, everyone asked ben why he came down after the sign of cross?
ben replied "that cross mean say he dey come cut down the tree"

Cool jokes, u make sense

Ruqaya: Cool jokes, u make sense

thats y i lov u oo ruqaya

poster u know wetin u be,,,
no nid to call u idiot...

The title of the post should have been.....if this does not make you angry,call me eediot

u try no be small

Ediott. Boy

Finally I can insult someone legally: op you are an i.d.i.o.t.

Eeeiot.

bunmioguns: ignore all d haters jare Bin. . . .dis Joke is extremely funny. .

dry jokes

bin gbagbo: THE TREE

ben was a sane and respected man.he woke up one morning n started going mad.he quickly climbed the tree in front of his house.he stayed there for 5 days n was still not coming down.his family brought police, boxers chieves but all to no avail.
they finally brought a pastor.the pastor just did a sign of cross n ben came down.
shocked, everyone asked ben why he came down after the sign of cross?
ben replied "that cross mean say he dey come cut down the tree"

*STALE*

Other version:
One day, Picky accidentally fell into the lion cage and broke his leg. Couldn’t climb back up the cage Picky started to shout for help. When he saw the lion fast approaching he shouted even louder! The lion hurriedly cover Picky’s mouth with his lion paw and whispered to him “quiet you fool, or we both loose our job!”