₦airaland Forum

Capitalism -'if it didn't work, subsidize it. If it works, tax it. If it keeps working, regulate it.

Pls our President, subsidize Oloshi sector before you tax it.

Zaccheus the tax collector!

Before now, I was a great supporter of tinubu. But for taxing babes wey we dey use cure conji I off my hands. That means per nyuu that we pay 2k is likely to rise to 5k after tax and deduction.

This is the craziest thing any one could say.

PerfectStranger:
So prostitution is now legal in Nigeria? How about compulsory insurance for them too should in case of any eventuality

A very wrong assertion ,it is like saying drug trafficking is now legal because it's proceeds were taxed.

This is highly unreasonable for illegal business to pay Tax because you are looking for money by force. You can easily extend it to Armed robbers, Yahoo boys, human traffickers and the rest of illegal business.

mosicola:
Before now, I was a great supporter of tinubu. But for taxing babes wey we dey use cure conji I off my hands. That means per nyuu that we pay 2k is likely to rise to 5k after tax and deduction.

where you dey see 2k own...Omo i shock when dem knack me 4k for here. This thing no funny again ooo

They will Meet fire next year and they will run,they think this nonsense going to fly shebi

Orlandoo:
Good one from the tax master himself. But quick question, how about Nigerians into menial jobs like palm wine tapping, brick laying and others?

If they earn above the threshold, they must pay taxes, like any other countries.

If una no vote this government comot in 2027, if you step outside your dormot in 2027, you go pay the tax for coming outside

Omihanifa:
Meaning sex work is no longer illegal in nigeria be that

Not at all o ,it is like saying drug trafficking is now legal because it's proceeds were taxed.

Omihanifa:
https://gazettengr.com/nigerians-into-sex-work-runs-to-pay-tax-going-forward-oyedele/

Has the Government designed a meter to be put inside tohtoh to measure how many short time they do? If one olosho do ten runs in one night and she lied she did only two, how would the Government know? What would be the actual tax for hand job, Mouth Action, boob job, partial pull off, total pull off, no condom etc? Will Nkechi doing Ashawo in one brothel in Kano pays same tax with Oyinye or Favor doing her own Ashawo in Pen Cinema Agege? Will the Apuna be wearing security cameras? Ashawo job na truly public toilet job oh.

So law enforcement agencies, now have no right to arrest our ladies, doing us well well....... 😂😁🤣

So, what if someone credits my account with my children's school fees? Will I pay tax on it? The fees are 550k and the credit is 550k. Will I pay tax on it? If I do, the amount remaining cannot take care of the fees.

Orlandoo:
Good one from the tax master himself. But quick question, how about Nigerians into menial jobs like palm wine tapping, brick laying and others?

They are exempted

My wife and her friends dey do monthly contribution of 10k/ person every month. Them de about 30 person. So every month three person go collect 100k each. Na so them de run am from January to October. Na my wife account them de send the money when month end. From there she go send the 100k give each of the three person wey go collect that month.
As I see this tax law I don tell am make e stop. Because once total money wey enter your account pass 800k in a single year govt go collect their tax.

Day169:
Hahaha.. I wonder how they'll calculate their income, or will the federal inland revenue ask for receipts?

They will use bank account, thier tax law will mean Nigerians will eventually stop using bank, since bandits sponsors will never be satisfied with what people have to giv them, they will keep increasing tax, till people stop using bank or die of hunger.

They will make using bank account a way for financial ruin through tax. In UK they started vat at 5% now its about 25%. Once a thief sees easy money, he will keep asking for more and more ...

Tinubu and Oyedele have technically legalized PROSTITUTION

Meaning they will now be issuing receipts,charge VAT and client can also charge withholding taxes.
Tinubu is really out to tax all things.

When will they start taxing Drug traffickers, bandits and kidnappers? Sign of confused leadership.

11doubledee:
➜A very wrong assertion ,it is like saying drug trafficking is now legal because it's proceeds were taxed.

Only legitimate businesses can be taxed; illegitimate ones cannot be. Drug trafficking has, before now, never been taxed in Nigeria since it is considered illegal/illegitimate.

Beggars too must pay tax, churches and mosque must pay tax, armed robber ust pay tax, yahoo boys must pay tax, ritualist too go pay tax

Kobojunkie:
Only legitimate businesses can be taxed; illegitimate ones cannot be. Drug trafficking has, before now, never been taxed in Nigeria since it is considered illegal/illegitimate.

Just because you want to sound right ,do you even understand what i stated?
Has any Nigerian ever lived January 2026 before as of today?

So make everybody know say as money dey enter your Aza the tax man de see am. So student wey dey for school wey collect school fees and other things money from e papa/ mama/ friends/ uncle etc and e land for e account by the end of the year if all the total money pass 800k with #10k e go pay tax so to avoid that kind thing sch fees make your Papa send am to sch account directly, house rent the same thing to reduce double taxation because if govt gba for your papa and mama hand and them come send all your sch fees/ house rent/ upkeep money give govt go still collect for you hand

11doubledee:
Just because you want to sound right ,do you even understand what i stated?
Has any Nigerian ever lived January 2026 before as of today?

You should probably re-read your previous post a couple of times so you properly comprehend it before moving forward.

11doubledee:
➜A very wrong assertion,it is like saying drug trafficking is now legal because its proceeds were taxed.

Prostitution is currently not legal in Nigeria. Unless it is legalized/legitimized—voted into law as such— before January 2026, Nigeria cannot rationally move forward with plans to begin taxing prostitution at that time. The same applies to drug trafficking.

Ah...

Everybody must collect wotoporously..


Renewed hope indeed...

If you see "hope and change" next time, especially if na from APC, escape through the window...

ednut1:
Olosho will start asking for cash only be that

.. the tax will make the olosho to.increase her price charges very high

Omihanifa:
https://gazettengr.com/nigerians-into-sex-work-runs-to-pay-tax-going-forward-oyedele/

That's the way it is globally. Tax is compulsory worldwide BUT MUST be utilized for critical developments for the good of ALL. Why the headline sensationalism here from this highly insidious online publication called Peoples Gazette that is well-known for spreading massive disinformation just like Omoyele's SR?

11doubledee:
➜Not at all o ,it is like saying drug trafficking is now legal because it's proceeds were taxed.

Again, if the government declares it will now tax drug traffickers, the same is invariably saying it is looking to legitimize drug trafficking to tax it— the government can only tax that which it legitimizes, not criminalizes.

When are they going to start Taxing Churches and Mosque... They are all business ventures especially churches...

Basic123:
In the next 10yrs we will move totally from dependence on crude oil sales and price for our budgets

monies that will be stolen by a stroke of the pen

Hehe

crestedaguiyi:
Guys prepare for protest.

Tinubu wan to increase the price of one hand, we must rise up and speak up.

This is not nice

..that is why Nigerians should not support them in 2027and not vote for them

By accepting the tax you’re making it legal
I hope they have legal advisers to guide them instead of this blind chasing of Nigerians’s monies through taxes that are stolen and not used for development