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Sonnobax15:
. I just dey imagine how the scenario go just be like at that moment 😂😂. Anyways,rip to her...

tobenuel:
i finished from FUTO, my first roommate was an Mbaise boy. i love eating home meals, but this dude will leave his kero stove and be using my camping gas. the day his kerosine finished and he had no money to refill after cooking his food, i had to stay back that day i missed class just to wait and watch the food he cooked go sour. he never learnt any lesson. now tell us your story

FashionCookie:
Amen o. No b small laugh some kind bad-belle girls laugh us when we reach hostel.stupid girls.
Meanwhile, I bought Akara and bread that I wanted to download once we got to the hostel.
Everything scatter 4 d coal-tar.
Very anyhow Okada man.
At the end of the day sef, he no fit escape and he wan kill us on top.

Sonnobax15:
😂😂😂. Burst my brain 😂😂. E be like say na aboki okada cuz na only Dem fit dey run am like that.

Sandralight:
I have so many roommates wahala when I was in school.
There was one session I rented 3 bedroom flat with 3 other students, a guy who took the master bedroom and 2 ladies who took the other room while I took the last room, naive me no know say one of the ladies was dating the guy, after renting the lady packed into the guy room and that was when our trouble begins.

Everyday fight, not small fight o, the guy Will beat the girl and she will bring out knife, I will settle and settle until I stopped interfering because na school I come. There was a day the girl carried knife and said she want to stab me because I stopped putting mouth in their wahala, she said I didn't care like say I follow them enter relationships.

Last last sha the landlady gave us quit notice

After that I had another roommate that was Bipolar, she will be very happy today and Tommorow she will be extremely sad, this girl put me on a roller-coaster of emotions because you don't know what will trigger her anger.

Then I had another roommate that was a pastor that started her own fellowship in school and as a supportive roommate, I followed her, we were like 4 in the fellowship, this same roommate saw vision for me say I will die in 1 month time and I was following to her church and praying ( didn't believe I was going to die sha )

There are so many stories but I no get time to talk everything

CharlotteFlair:
My roommate was a very stingy girl. She's stingy to the point of starving herself cos she wants to keep seeing her naira breathing in the bank.

As a foodie, I had big cooking pots. Not too big but for a student, it was a big pot.

Initially, we tried contributing to cook, but because it's not her thing to spend money on good food, she told to stop worrying about her and do my thing.

I said ok.

So, I'd cook vegetable soup, make fish stew and keep in my small fridge.

In her presence, I'll be eating and won't invite her and she will shamelessly ask me for some. This happened again and again until I devised a plan. 😬

So, she's so allergic to goat meat. She'll run if she sees goat meat in the pot. If a restaurant cooked general food with the goat meat stock, she'll never enter their again.

After she stopped contributing to cook, I came back from school one day and saw the fridge handle stained with oil. She dey tif my food be that o.

So, I decided to always cook with goat meat and she never touched my food again.

I will enjoy my swallow with correct soup and goat meat, while she chews her boli and groundnuts.

SisterAnn:
So how did you avert the death prophecy? What did you do?

FashionCookie:
Well, never planed on having a roomie but later did, due to circumstances beyond my control.
We got along just fine. D only problem was she was always having friends around.
And me, I like being alone. And trust some persons to always want to over-staying their welcome and even sleep over. Haaaaa. Was so happy when she 🎓 before me. So I had my final year to myself.
She's late now though and I still miss her.
Continue to Rest in Peace my Pru Baby.

9jaBloke:
My roommate was a glutton who could devour food at any temperature. When I couldn't take it any longer, we started sharing cooked food into equal parts.

osuofia2:
My room mate then na Aka gum, he too stingy, na water he de always drink. Bring money to buy food stuffs, Mba, he say make I no worry that he will be alright.
I don't know how he does it but he no de chop, steady water drinking but if you say come chop he go de smile and happy

Sandralight:
I just prayed and believe I wasn't going to die, the vision she saw was a big python coming towards me and I was just staring at it and I couldn't move.

In a way maybe she was right but it was not my death she was seeing but my mum death because I lost my Mum 2 months later but anyway everything happens for a reason.

SisterAnn:
Eeiya!

Sorry for your loss dear. Even though it could have been a long time. The loss of ones parent is a total loss. Sorry dear.

SisterAnn:
It's well dear. Sorry for your loss.

SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃 hahaha 😃 hahaha 😃

You mean like cook pot of rice and share everything equally before any any? Hahaha 😃

9jaBloke:
I kid you not sis. It became necessary for my survival 😆

Sonnobax15:
. No ....it has long been changed,and I think it's now a university,cuz the last time I took some students there during their last matric,I noticed that ..

Nwaikpe:
Mtchewww

I thought the plot was going towards the place my mind was going.

How will you tell us that he brought eight girls home, and then the story still ended in banga soup. ç

Bros, don't try this again.

Nwaikpe:
Mtchewww

I thought the plot was going towards the place my mind was going.

How will you tell us that he brought eight girls home, and then the story still ended in banga soup. ç

Bros, don't try this again.

CharlotteFlair:
My roommate was a very stingy girl. She's stingy to the point of starving herself cos she wants to keep seeing her naira breathing in the bank.

As a foodie, I had big cooking pots. Not too big but for a student, it was a big pot.

Initially, we tried contributing to cook, but because it's not her thing to spend money on good food, she told to stop worrying about her and do my thing.

I said ok.

So, I'd cook vegetable soup, make fish stew and keep in my small fridge.

In her presence, I'll be eating and won't invite her and she will shamelessly ask me for some. This happened again and again until I devised a plan. 😬

So, she's so allergic to goat meat. She'll run if she sees goat meat in the pot. If a restaurant cooked general food with the goat meat stock, she'll never enter their again.

After she stopped contributing to cook, I came back from school one day and saw the fridge handle stained with oil. She dey tif my food be that o.

So, I decided to always cook with goat meat and she never touched my food again.

I will enjoy my swallow with correct soup and goat meat, while she chews her boli and groundnuts.

Gotocourt:
I hosted a street friend in my house for 4 years after his aunty chased him out. I live alone in a three bedroom flat and dude had a room to himself. Omo, dude was alcoholic and womanizer. Tinubu came to power and lifestyle became very expensive. I'm used to buying foodstuffs in bulk while dude prefers 500naira shopping, I had to stop because I was feeding a 43year old man. I gave him 4months notice, dude didn't want to leave but I pressured him to. Never again

Sandralight:
I have so many roommates wahala when I was in school.
There was one session I rented 3 bedroom flat with 3 other students, a guy who took the master bedroom and 2 ladies who took the other room while I took the last room, naive me no know say one of the ladies was dating the guy, after renting the lady packed into the guy room and that was when our trouble begins.

Everyday fight, not small fight o, the guy Will beat the girl and she will bring out knife, I will settle and settle until I stopped interfering because na school I come. There was a day the girl carried knife and said she want to stab me because I stopped putting mouth in their wahala, she said I didn't care like say I follow them enter relationships.

Last last sha the landlady gave us quit notice

After that I had another roommate that was Bipolar, she will be very happy today and Tommorow she will be extremely sad, this girl put me on a roller-coaster of emotions because you don't know what will trigger her anger.

Then I had another roommate that was a pastor that started her own fellowship in school and as a supportive roommate, I followed her, we were like 4 in the fellowship, this same roommate saw vision for me say I will die in 1 month time and I was following to her church and praying ( didn't believe I was going to die sha )

There are so many stories but I no get time to talk everything

Mariangeles:
E be like say we no plenty wey God bless with liver sha.

SisterAnn:
Nna mehn! See comments Sha.
Sonnobax15 thank you for this beautiful thread jareh!

It's a good departure from the gbasgbos of politics section degrading our mental health.

Mine was a randy roommate. Babe nor too fine but the way her body is, any man with active red blood cells would like to UnCloth her to see the real package. She has a big round ass, big bwest and she even has hairs on her chest and likes wearing low cleavage tops 😅😅

So I met this guy whom we started dating. He would take both of us out to hang out and on one occasion, he took us out to a boutique to shop. He bought like six clothes for me and my friend picked two. Fast forward to when holidays came, we both left for home, but she returned to school before me.

When I came back, our landlord's wife invited me to her quarters to report how my roommate has been sleeping with that my guy. She expressed how disappointed she was at my roommate because she thought we were good friends and all that.
Before confronting my roommate with the allegations, I first went to the see the guy to give him some heat and the length of my tongue and came back to wait for my friend.

When she returned, I pretended everything was okay till we were in bed. As soon as it was 12 midnight, I went out to bring two empty bottles of coke. I woke her up. I said bae, take one bottle while I keep one because we are going to find out which is male out of two tortoise now! You have been sleeping with my guy while I was away right, now we are going to design ourselves with broken bottles to the extent that he will not recognize both of us.

Instead of my roommate to deny it or at least be remorseful, she jumped up from the bed and started cussing at me. She said what's wrong with that? She said to me, the first day you brought him home, didn't I tell you I know him before and he has even chased me before.

I said so because he chased you before and you didn't agree, but he chased me I agreed, is that the reason you have the right to go behind me to fk him? As I smashed my own bottle on the wall, she ran outside and outside the compound.

The house belonged to me originally, but when she came, she gave me some money for rent. I packed all her belongings and threw them at her on the street. I told her I'd bring the balance of what she paid me in school tomorrow and I went to bed.

Superpack589:
Never had a room mate. I don't know how to tolerate unruly behavior.

Karlifate:
LMAO! 🤣🤣

You don do agbero work before.

Relocate to Lagos ASAP!