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The Rules and Regulations in this house is too much.

1. We must call the Landlord and Landlady Daddy&Mummy.

2. Wake up by 5.30AM for Compound Devotion.

3. Each room will take turn to sweep compound and wash toilet/bathroom. You must clean and sweep morning, afternoon and evening.

4. We must not fry palm oil inside kitchen because Daddy Landlord’s wife has asthma. Even if mummy Landlady is not in the compound, don’t fry palm oil !

5. We are not allowed to cook with gas, only kerosene or charcoal.

6. Daddy Landlord will use his special padlock to lock the gate by 9.00PM. God help you if you’re not inside the house by that time, you will knock and Landlord family will not open. No Tenant has spare key.

7. I am sharing the room with my wife and 7 children. I cannot be romantic to my wife in the room so my wife and I started bathing together early in the morning.
Daddy Landlord called compound meeting to harass my wife and I because of this.

8. No playing of worldly music in the compound. No loud sound at all. Your television set volume should be very low. My children cannot laugh or play in the compound.

My biggest regret is that I paid 1½ Year rent because I was desperate to rent a house for my family and no Landlord wanted to accommodate a family of 9. We still have 8 months until the rent expires.

I am currently working in another town but my wife is always complaining about Daddy&Mummy Landlord. My children are not happy in that house. If not for bandits, I would have moved them back to the village.

Na why some people no Dey rent house wey get landlord, no worry u can’t leave there forever this Phase shall pass.

This is just some of the reasons why many detest renting apartments in a compound where the landlord or caretaker stays.

Rule number (2) though, it's funny

Did I also read that you are sharing the room with your wife and seven children or abi I no dey see well again ?

Rules 1, 2, 5, 7 and 8 are totally wrong.

But sharing a room with wife and 7 children shows that you are your problem. You no get money but you born 7 children.

OBAVOH!!!

Kingosytex:
Did I also read that you are sharing the room with your wife and seven children or abi I no dey see well again ?

You obviously haven't been reading Obavoh's family saga😅

https://www.nairaland.com/8415458/managing-one-room-apartment-wife

SHIVA001:
Na why some people no Dey rent house wey get landlord, no worry u can’t leave there forever this Phase shall pass.

Live - to reside,

Leave- to go

I don’t know why ppl on nl struggle with the use of those two words. It pains my soul when I see this error.

build your own house, very simple solution

immortalcrown:
Rules 1, 2, 5, 7 and 8 are totally wrong.

But sharing a room with wife and 7 children shows that you are your problem. You no get money but you born 7 children.

Na God dey train children

Na deeper life members be the landlord and landlady?

Caaz:
Na God dey train children

But na human dey complain about the landlord of one-room apartment.

immortalcrown:
But na human dey complain about the landlord of one-room apartment.

Like i said....na God dey use humans train the children.

This guy is Back again.

Dude, thought you said you lived in a self contained? What's with the sweeping and rules? How would you stay in a face me I face you house with your wife and 7 children?

Caaz:
Like i said....na God dey use humans train the children.

Like I said, na human dey complain about the landlord of one-room apartment when God dey use humans train 7 children in one room.

Caaz:
Na God dey train children

Say that to all the homeless, schooless almajiris up north

immortalcrown:
Rules 1, 2, 5, 7 and 8 are totally wrong.

But sharing a room with wife and 7 children shows that you are your problem. You no get money but you born 7 children.

Pikin dey bring blessings

Seunpapa65:
Pikin dey bring blessings

The person wey get the pikin wey dey bring the blessing don dey lament.

DiarisGodoo:
OBAVOH!!!





You obviously haven't been reading Obavoh's family saga😅

https://www.nairaland.com/8415458/managing-one-room-apartment-wife

that guy and his family issues menh, its well with him

Double0h7:
Live - to reside,

Leave- to go

I don’t know why ppl on nl struggle with the use of those two words. It pains my soul when I see this error.

correcting someone that typed in pigin na wa u o, english teacher correct my errors bikonu

Sounds like you live with your parents 🫤

COMRADES, that's the agony of living in a face me and face you compound
May God deliver us from such landladies and landlords

If dem check very well, na the kind of house wey dem give you “because of God.”

You dey pay 20k with generator light and free water, you come dey complain.

Caaz:
Na God dey train children

Lolzzzzz 🤣

This mentality will put you in trouble in nigeria

Obavoh:
The Rules and Regulations in this house is too much.

1. We must call the Landlord and Landlady Daddy&Mummy.

2. Wake up by 5.30AM for Compound Devotion.

3. Each room will take turn to sweep compound and wash toilet/bathroom. You must clean and sweep morning, afternoon and evening.

4. We must not fry palm oil inside kitchen because Daddy Landlord’s wife has asthma. Even if mummy Landlady is not in the compound, don’t fry palm oil !

5. We are not allowed to cook with gas, only kerosene or charcoal.

6. Daddy Landlord will use his special padlock to lock the gate by 9.00PM. God help you if you’re not inside the house by that time, you will knock and Landlord family will not open. No Tenant has spare key.

7. I am sharing the room with my wife and 7 children. I cannot be romantic to my wife in the room so my wife and I started bathing together early in the morning.
Daddy Landlord called compound meeting to harass my wife and I because of this.

8. No playing of worldly music in the compound. No loud sound at all. Your television set volume should be very low. My children cannot laugh or play in the compound.

My biggest regret is that I paid 1½ Year rent because I was desperate to rent a house for my family and no Landlord wanted to accommodate a family of 9. We still have 8 months until the rent expires.

I am currently working in another town but my wife is always complaining about Daddy&Mummy Landlord. My children are not happy in that house. If not for bandits, I would have moved them back to the village.

Just relocate... House no dey Nairaland o. 🙄

Obavoh
What are you doing with seven children?

I am certain your landlord who owns the house does not have that many.

Chai. It is well o. Different strokes for different folks. May God give you something better

RealityKings1:
build your own house, very simple solution

You think say na 1m them dey take build house you open mouth anyhow they talk rubbish pray for him to build his own not build your house,my brother nothing God no fit do you go build you own house by the special grace of god

Obavoh:
7. I am sharing the room with my wife and 7 children. I cannot be romantic to my wife in the room so my wife and I started bathing together early in the morning.
Daddy Landlord called compound meeting to harass my wife and I because of this.

As i got to this point i had to scroll up to check who's the op and my guess was right, one and only Obavoh

U and ur 9kids fit pack sand and form construction company.
To some he made bricklayers.
So some made labourers.
To some he made carpenters.
To some he made elwcteicians.

This is a cult. Just endure it for the remainder of your rent and run.