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Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by LOVEGINO(m): 10:15am On Oct 20, 2025
guy go give from back. Simple cheesy na everything una go carry come online.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by themanderon: 10:17am On Oct 20, 2025
anonimi:
How can you be a good teacher if you fail to say the question you asked that was answered by the student?

Please what is the difference between a teacher and an educationist huh
Someone explained that he taught them gas laws and asked the students questions based on that so what are you saying? Must you people always support evil because you think you are woke? Come on...
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Urgent1Million: 10:18am On Oct 20, 2025
080bjaked:
I'm almost certain there's no question in Physics that warrants such answer in O level cheesy
But there could be questions whose response could contain misspelled words.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Shimran(m): 10:19am On Oct 20, 2025
Iweakbro:
As an ex teacher, I’ll advise you to make your decisions based on the settings of the school. Do not be hasty.

That year when I was teaching, I disciplined a student and his mother came to arrest me lol. She said the money the boy will eat till he is old is available, that he doesn’t need to learn.

In another event, I reported the child to the principal, Omo na so them sack me and turn the matter for my head based on say the pikin papa dhe contribute to the school.
Education is not More education. Education is business now 🙂
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Richie6(m): 10:22am On Oct 20, 2025
kenny714433:
Why did you give them assignment on Gas law? Gas law is not related to SS2 first term syllabus.

What questions in gas law will make a child answer "Masturbate" outrightly? No question at all.
Who told you that SS 2 doesn't do Gas laws in physics?
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Fiscus105(m):
manmade:
Please, science student — or should I call you a scientist — tell us, what exactly was the question? There could be a thousand and one questions on gas law, and it depends on the student’s understanding of the question, which will determine their response or answer.
What else you want to know outside gas law? Which question in gas law, is answer is MASTURBATION sir?

When an adult reasons like toddler that needs to be spoon fed. Every word must be spelled and pronounced for you before you understand.
I fear for such human being
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by jideisaacs: 10:34am On Oct 20, 2025
Report her to the Principal, because you might not know what she is up to. So that she will not implicate you. Besides, the school might have known the kind of person she is, and this will make know her as well.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by BrighterSyde: 10:38am On Oct 20, 2025
JAOS:
avoid any indoor meetings with her cause she might frame you then warn your class not to write any thing like that to you again or the person will be publicly call out ,
Report her to the principal if she write it again
Rubbish. Report her immediately. You can get into trouble if the school finds out that you kept such a thing from them.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by deltateam: 10:39am On Oct 20, 2025
brain54:
You don't know if she was joking, testing you or something else behind it...

Whichever one it is not a good sign.

How can she be making such an expensive joke with you? You are the one supposed to be giving her academic tests and not the other way around. Whatever is behind such an answer can not be a good thing.


The school doesn't allow physical discipline. So what parameters are they to punish erring students? A school system must be built on the foundation of reward and punishment. I advice you follow whatever parameters for punishment the school supports.

I won't say more than this but I wonder the kind of society we are building and awaits the future generation of these children!
Most of these new generation schools say you should only use reinforcement. That's why a teenager will wake up abroad and use teachers for target practice.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Jeshurun101: 10:40am On Oct 20, 2025
maklelemakukula:
What was the question? Let's start from there
Exactly! I am so interested in the question.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Charbliss90: 10:42am On Oct 20, 2025
Please report her to the Principal let her explain herself, if care is not taking she can implicate you because you over looked this
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Olusayo80: 10:43am On Oct 20, 2025
Report her to the school authority then stay away from her
quote author=TechToyin post=137185440]Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?[/quote]
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by AllBlack: 10:45am On Oct 20, 2025
TechToyin:
Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal ✅ or class teacher ❌?

?
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Banhammy717: 10:50am On Oct 20, 2025
Don't ever, I repeat, don't ever have a private talk with her, otherwise, you are a gunner.
If you care to report her, then report her to Labour Master, or Discipline officer, and if you choose to ignore her, then ignore and avoid her completely.
That's your own Jezebel
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by TheAdvocate(m): 10:51am On Oct 20, 2025
Don't ever talk to her alone. Get another female teacher to join you but don't report the student. You may be able to help her out of something deep.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Beermoney1: 11:05am On Oct 20, 2025
Report, your job is to teach not investigate.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Beermoney1: 11:06am On Oct 20, 2025
TheAdvocate:
Don't ever talk to her alone. Get another female teacher to join you but don't report the student. You may be able to help her out of something deep.
Teenagers are evil, i was once one, They do not understand consequences until it is spelt out. Let her be in trouble.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by GetRicherWithMe: 11:17am On Oct 20, 2025
Don't report her to the principal. Don't call to counsel her privately. Just go to the class, and make it as a warning. Don't mention the word "Masturbate". Don't mention the name of the student. Simply say, when I was marking the assignment, I found an answer from a female student in this class that contained highly inappropriate and unacceptable content unrelated to physics. Let this sound as a note of warning. Don't ever repeat such an unruly act again. If this happens again I will have no choice but to refer the matter to the disciplinary committee, inform the principal, and invite your parents. Consider yourself warned, do not try this again. Make sure the particular student is in the class before you make the warning. Then, watch her behaviour and next moves. Make sure you don't have nor show any interest in her ooo. Because that will be disappointing...
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by KaptainAfrika: 11:33am On Oct 20, 2025
Did she attach a picture for him to wxnk to ? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by OOOKEWALE: 11:34am On Oct 20, 2025
Call her and speak with her in the presence of another female teacher. Be loving but firm in scolding her. Probably for reference, record the proceedings to avoid future story that touch.
TechToyin:
Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Great9japikin: 11:45am On Oct 20, 2025
If you don't want to embarrass the demons out of she, then embarrass yourself.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by WriterX(m): 11:50am On Oct 20, 2025
I experienced teaching Data processing a year ago. I couldn't help laughing and then i realized how messed up that was but it put me in an awkward position so I simply had to call her and talk to her. Of course, I had to keep it straight and very simple enough for her , some time ago.

I started suspecting the kid was been abused as well after a news broke out over a possible sexual assault on her.

There is so much going on out there, dear parents please look after your young ones.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by EMIOMOADEOYE: 11:51am On Oct 20, 2025
TechToyin:
Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?
Dude, you are playing with fire.


You better perish that thought creeping up in the corner of your head.

Testing you bawo? Shey you give am signal before?
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by occfx: 11:54am On Oct 20, 2025
TechToyin:
Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?
Which question you ask, we need to hear her own side of the story.

Gas liquid and solid has to do with friction and viscosity. Did you by any means ask something related to friction and viscosity? If she gives you an example of how soap relates to reducing friction during masturbation, she may be delusional but at the same time not wrong. As a science student, e get as I dey reason. My reasoning is not the normal Nigerian hypocrite mentality.

Let us see the question first.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by MalaikaEH(f): 12:08pm On Oct 20, 2025
Maybe, she submitted the wrong sheet by mistake. The first step should be to invite her and find out if it is intentional. Be firm in dealing with the situation. If she did not say it is a mistake, then warn her, and even warn the whole class. If it happens again, punish her with the kind of punishment allowed. Reporting to the principal to follow if it is repeated. Also discuss it with the other members of staff to find out if this kind of thing had been happening.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by alizma: 12:08pm On Oct 20, 2025
TechToyin:
Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?
First call her during the school hour o, possibly when you are alone on your desk, keep the all the answers on your desk as if you are just doing the marking, tell her that you observe that her performance is low, then ask of she understood the last assignment you gave them, if she answer in affirmation, ask if she could remember her answer and if she said yes, let her say it and possibly explain what it means to her, if she said she can't remember then, bring her book and ask if she remember now and ask her to pronounce what she write and explain what she understand. While doing this, play along as if you are more naive until you get the right point you wanted. If she tend to know what she write and probably thought that was going to get you thinking of her, get an elderly and mature mistress involved but if she showed sign of rumours from the moment she knows you are driving at something, then educate her about the long journey she has to go before in life and why that shouldn't be her priority. But you self never experience much to advise person, so talk to a matured female teacher to talk to her and be careful with such students, they can robe you into a mess
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by lordaltruist(m): 12:13pm On Oct 20, 2025
Please report to the school authority ASAP because she wants to ruin your life.
Ensure you follow it up properly with the school authority and don't engage her at anytime while you are doing that so she doesn't accused you of anything.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by Glowqueen3(f): 12:27pm On Oct 20, 2025
Have a record of it by snapping and sending the evidence on your phone,
Involve a mature teacher who you can look up to before telling the principal, also avoid that students by all means possible so he/she will not land you into trouble.
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by NotOgaSeun: 12:28pm On Oct 20, 2025
Just go she says..
It seems you've been caught eyeing the girls...
So instead of embarrassing yourself..
Just masturbate
Re: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by advanceDNA: 12:36pm On Oct 20, 2025
TechToyin:
Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?
Masturbate is not the answer to the assignment naaaaa...just give her zero and face front....
she's paying tuition that the school needs.. ..trust me if push comes to shove.....she's more important than you to school management. They won't do anything at the end of the day....

Her cup will be full when she gets to Uni & the real world when she becomes responsible for her own life..
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