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Abeg, make una calm down… this Crosstour clean pass 90% of the cars wey dey road right now. No scratches, no wahala, just pure flex and comfort — and yes, ₦17M only.

😂 Ahhh the **Nairaland gang**, the toughest crowd in West Africa! Okay okay

NAIRALAND CREW, GATHER ROUND

Before you scroll past thinking *“Abeg, another overhyped Honda” pause.
This one’s not your regular Crosstour**. It’s clean sharp**, and **ready to flex** anywhere from Lekki Phase 1 to Garki.

🚘 **Let’s talk facts, not vibes:**

* **Model:** 2014 Honda Crosstour
* **Condition:** Foreign used, grade A (check that paint — no dull spots, no panel replacements)
* **Engine:** 3.5L V6 that still hums like a new generator
* **Transmission:** Smooth as pap, no jerks
* **Interior:** Cream leather, still smells like dollars
* **Mileage:** Respectable — not that “reset odometer” kind
* **Extras:** Reverse camera, Bluetooth, chilled AC, clean alloys

💸 **Price:** ₦17m — and yes, you’ll see cheaper,
but none that look this *intact* or drive this *tight*.
This one’s *buy and drive*, not *buy and repair next week*.

You already know — Crosstour owners don’t talk too much.
They just pass quietly, with that “I made it” energy.

So before you go argue in the comments about “₦17m too high,”
come check this ride in person.
One test drive, and you’ll be the one convincing your own crew.

Tyautor:
😂 Ahhh the **Nairaland gang**, the toughest crowd in West Africa! Okay okay

NAIRALAND CREW, GATHER ROUND

Before you scroll past thinking *“Abeg, another overhyped Honda” pause.
This one’s not your regular Crosstour**. It’s clean sharp**, and **ready to flex** anywhere from Lekki Phase 1 to Garki.

🚘 **Let’s talk facts, not vibes:**

* **Model:** 2014 Honda Crosstour
* **Condition:** Foreign used, grade A (check that paint — no dull spots, no panel replacements)
* **Engine:** 3.5L V6 that still hums like a new generator
* **Transmission:** Smooth as pap, no jerks
* **Interior:** Cream leather, still smells like dollars
* **Mileage:** Respectable — not that “reset odometer” kind
* **Extras:** Reverse camera, Bluetooth, chilled AC, clean alloys

💸 **Price:** ₦17m — and yes, you’ll see cheaper,
but none that look this *intact* or drive this *tight*.
This one’s *buy and drive*, not *buy and repair next week*.

You already know — Crosstour owners don’t talk too much.
They just pass quietly, with that “I made it” energy.

So before you go argue in the comments about “₦17m too high,”
come check this ride in person.
One test drive, and you’ll be the one convincing your own crew.

After all said and done, it's still a Crosstour

Sad

Crosstour is not Benz. Benz is benz

I like the op...

Because he get mouth pa.

This one fit sell ice to Eskimo like this o.

Ajeh!

Omo, if 2Cribz catch this guy ehn. He will paint it in taxi colours.

You don’t need to pull that trigger…
Because the only thing getting *shot* today is your old ride — straight out of your life.

This Honda Crosstour right here? It’s not just a car.
It’s the reason you’ll wake up tomorrow, walk outside, and think,

“Damn. I made the right choice.”

🔥 Smooth like silk.
💨 Fast like a whisper.
💎 Clean enough to eat off the hood (but please don’t — you’ll leave fingerprints).

It’s got *the presence of an SUV* with *the soul of a sports car*.
Leather seats that hug you tighter than your ex ever did.
A V6 engine that purrs when you want peace, growls when you crave chaos.

And at **₦17 million**, it’s not just a purchase — it’s *a rescue mission for your driving dignity*.

So… holster that heat, boss.
You don’t need a bullet to make a statement —
You just need the **Crosstour keys. 🔑💥

Forget the ordinary

this machine isn’t just a car; it’s a **statement**.
When you roll up in this sleek graphite beast, heads don’t just turn — they salute.

💎 **Design That Dominates:**
The bold front grille, sculpted lines, and 18-inch alloy wheels scream confidence. Every angle says, “I’m here to conquer.”

🚀 **Performance That Delivers:**
A smooth yet powerful V6 engine that glides like silk but roars like thunder when you want it to.
Refined handling, crisp acceleration — this isn’t just driving, it’s *commanding*.

🛋️ Luxury You Can Feel
Step inside and you’re greeted with premium leather seats, dual-zone climate control, and a cabin so quiet it feels like first class.

📱 Tech That Connects:
Backup camera, Bluetooth, navigation — this car doesn’t just move you; it keeps you connected, confident, and in control.

✨ Condition:
Spotless. No scratches, no stories, no stress. Just pure value ready to hit the road.

💰 17 Million Naira
For this level of luxury, reliability, and performance — that’s not a deal. That’s a steal

Bottom line
This isn’t a car for everyone.
It’s for *you* — the one who knows style, values performance, and refuses to settle for average.

So, what’ll it be — the same old or "the Crosstour experience"

Sellfish:
After all said and done, it's still a Crosstour

Sad

True talk, my guy — but this Crosstour no be your everyday one.
Some cars are made to move you; this one’s made to announce you. 😎

RealityKings1:
Crosstour is not Benz. Benz is benz

Facts! Benz na Benz.
But bros, when this Crosstour pull up beside your Benz, na who go get more stares? 😉

brain54:
I like the op...

Because he get mouth pa.

This one fit sell ice to Eskimo like this o.

Ajeh!

😂 I appreciate you jare.
I no just get mouth — I get machines to back am up. Come see am live make mouth turn to motor. 🚗💨

Wickedfact:
Omo, if 2Cribz catch this guy ehn. He will paint it in taxi colours.

🤣🤣 Make e no try am o!
This paint shine pass politician promise. You fit see your reflection inside the bodywork sef.

😂 Bros no vex I feel you. Benz na Benz, no doubt.
But just so you know, I no dey talk from the sidelines o.
I’ve got Benz, Lexus, Range, and even a few G-Wagons sitting pretty in my garage right now.

This Crosstour? Na just one of the fresh babies I decided to showcase tonight.
Sometimes it’s not about the badge — it’s about the presence, performance, and packaging.

No be mouth — come yard, you go understand say I dey sell machines, not stories. 🚗💨
Make we talk cars, not class

Don't play 😅😎

“Location: Lagos. Inspection welcome anytime. DM or check profile for contact.”

Location: Lagos. Inspection welcome anytime. DM or check profile for contact.”

Be Luke say u dy mad.
1stly crosstour is a fwd
2ndly e dey do ball joint failure
Seen it countless times
Thirdly na sedan wagon
How much come be venza

2cribz:
Be Luke say u dy mad.
1stly crosstour is a fwd
2ndly e dey do ball joint failure
Seen it countless times
Thirdly na sedan wagon
How much come be venza

2cribz — good points, I like the attention to detail.
True: Crosstour platform has variants and FWD versions exist, and like every used car there are common wear items (ball joints, bushes) to watch. I always disclose condition up front — this unit is AWD, V6, and walked through proper checks before listing.
I fixed/confirmed the suspension components, replaced worn items where needed, and the alignment is dead straight. If you want receipts, I can drop service pics. Come inspect — if I’m lying, I’ll buy you suya. 😅

2cribz:
Be Luke say u dy mad.
1stly crosstour is a fwd
2ndly e dey do ball joint failure
Seen it countless times
Thirdly na sedan wagon
How much come be venza

😂 You sabi talk, I respect that at least you know cars.
But this Crosstour no dey play,

everything checked and certified.
Since you mention Venza sha…
Venza dey available too — ₦25 million, clean like new!
Pick your flavor: Crosstour for the bold, Venza for the calm.
Either way, na Tyautor you go still call. 🚗💨

The last one not mistake


This toys plenty

They are still used cars and all of them won bid no more pass 3k dollars.good luck

Tyautor:

Abeg, make una calm down… this Crosstour clean pass 90% of the cars wey dey road right now. No scratches, no wahala, just pure flex and comfort — and yes, ₦17M only.

no need to overhype it. crosstour is the same everywhere. yes the car is clean

Crosstour that Honda discontinued or which one are you hyping; which year

All these many hyping for crosstour wey go still pull leg for road.

I like your hype...
Reminds of the Car Salesman in the movie, Scent of A Woman...

Tbh you're not a honest business man. You'd say anything to sell. U might think it's the game, but it's bullshit! I'm pretty sure You could talk a cat off a fish truck. All this noise for crosstour 😂😭
U just desperately want to sell this car out so bad. 17m ko, na 17B you for collect. How much come be glk na 😒

Tyautor:

Abeg, make una calm down… this Crosstour clean pass 90% of the cars wey dey road right now. No scratches, no wahala, just pure flex and comfort — and yes, ₦17M only.

One month on Nigerian road, and the ride will be looking like an escapee from Borno IDP camp

Better start blogging, no let this your skill waste.

You know how much elon go pay if you post this crap on X, drawing such reactions from people 😂

Tyautor:

Abeg, make una calm down… this Crosstour clean pass 90% of the cars wey dey road right now. No scratches, no wahala, just pure flex and comfort — and yes, ₦17M only.

Crosstour #17m? If you get #3m offer, thank your star, na view ones everybody go dey look

Tyautor:

Abeg, make una calm down… this Crosstour clean pass 90% of the cars wey dey road right now. No scratches, no wahala, just pure flex and comfort — and yes, ₦17M only.

Lolz. Ordinary Honda Crosstour. Be like say you migrate to Nigeria from Rwanda.

RealityKings1:
Crosstour is not Benz. Benz is benz

Benz is not crosstour, Crosstour is crosstour and the funny thing is I have seen Benz AMG that was dusted by Honda Crosstour and the Benz nearly caused an accident and lost balance. Since that day I began to respect and regards Honda. Honda SUV is very good and there will always be competitions

Tyautor:
True talk, my guy — but this Crosstour no be your everyday one.
Some cars are made to move you; this one’s made to announce you. 😎

announce you and fly youbrother, Benz is one of the best car, if I am able to afford and I become a millionaire, I will have it in my garage,but if I don't have Volkswagen and Honda of Sport or Xtreme sport edition, I may not be fulfilled. I likes Toyota Camry alot and I have driven Corolla mostly and Mazda, Matrix and Highlanders

TechCapon:
no need to overhype it. crosstour is the same everywhere. yes the car is clean

@TechCapon
True talk bro, I respect your honesty. 🙏🏽
You sabi cars — Crosstour na Crosstour everywhere, yes… but the difference dey for condition, mileage, and who touch am last.
This one no be just clean for picture — na clean for real life. No repaint, no panel change, no story.
If you check am, you go confirm say this one worth every kobo. 🚗💨