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Happy weekend to each and every Nairalander out there......hope y'all are already getting prepared for Donald Trump's evasion?

There was this funny experience I had with VIO personnels when I was still riding Keke. I was on the road that particular day and was in a joyous mood,but was suddenly cut short when I found out VIOs were in front, inspecting the particulars of vehicles and tricycles(Keke). Immediately I remembered how my first experience with them was,and how I wept that day in their office, pleading but they managed to pity me after dropping the sum of 20k before they could release my Keke for me. I remembered how I went to workshop the following day and i dropped the story before my fellow Keke riders and one of them gave me a trick which he had been using whenever he came across VIO. That he'd park his Keke at a very far distance and walk up to them, discuss with them and probably give them a small token and they'd let him pass. What a trick indeed!!!. While I was already here contemplating on the next move to take,the trick just flashed in and I was like--"Make I try am first whether e go work for me"

So I parked at a very far distance as I was told to,but it was quite obvious they had already seen me. I met one of them and explained to him that my road worthiness had expired but if he could please let me pass . He agreed and even requested that I should give him #500 first. I gave him the money and went back to where my Keke was parked. I ignited it and zoomed off,with all my passengers fully intact.

On getting to where they(VIO) were inspecting other vehicles,I discovered that the officer whom I met wasn't there any more. He must had deceived me . Omoh,na once my head first open . Immediately,I knew I was already in another wahala and before I could say jack,I was already ordered to park. I was ordered to bring out my particulars for inspection. That was when I started stammering and before I could realize,all my passengers had already boarded another Keke and I was left to face my fate . Omoh,I could remember myself looking up to the sky and questioning myself --"Obax,why you mumu like this". "I for kukuma drop the passengers make I reverse like I dey do normally before" . But it was already too late.

After spending about 20 minutes there with them, pleading and begging. Finally they freed me,but after collecting all the money I've worked on that day . But I learnt never to take advice from my fellow Keke riders again cuz I realized many of them were always fond of misleading others.

Dear Nairalanders,have anyone had any funny and unforgettable experience with either VIO or FRSC officers before?

Demetrix:
Would be perfect if you can acquire the required documents and enjoy your keke business without their disturbance, sir.

Sonnobax15:
Happy weekend to each and every Nairalander out there......hope y'all are already getting prepared for Donald Trump's evasion?

There was this funny experience I had with VIO personnels when I was still riding Keke. I was on the road that particular day and was in a joyous mood,but was suddenly cut short when I found out VIOs were in front, inspecting the particulars of vehicles and tricycles(Keke). Immediately I remembered how my first experience with them was,and how I wept that day in their office, pleading but they managed to pity me after dropping the sum of 20k before they could release my Keke for me. I remembered how I went to workshop the following day and i dropped the story before my fellow Keke riders and one of them gave me a trick which he had been using whenever he came across VIO. That he'd park his Keke at a very far distance and walk up to them, discuss with them and probably give them a small token and they'd let him pass. What a trick indeed!!!. While I was already here contemplating on the next move to take,the trick just flashed in and I was like--"Make I try am first whether e go work for me"

So I parked at a very far distance as I was told to,but it was quite obvious they had already seen me. I met one of them and explained to him that my road worthiness had expired but if he could please let me pass . He agreed and even requested that I should give him #500 first. I gave him the money and went back to where my Keke was parked. I ignited it and zoomed off,with all my passengers fully intact.

On getting to where they(VIO) were inspecting other vehicles,I discovered that the officer whom I met wasn't there any more. He must had deceived me . Omoh,na once my head first open . Immediately,I knew I was already in another wahala and before I could say jack,I was already ordered to park. I was ordered to bring out my particulars for inspection. That was when I started stammering and before I could realize,all my passengers had already boarded another Keke and I was left to face my fate . Omoh,I could remember myself looking up to the sky and questioning myself --"Obax,why you mumu like this". "I for kukuma drop the passengers make I reverse like I dey do normally before" . But it was already too late.

After spending about 20 minutes there with them, pleading and begging. Finally they freed me,but after collecting all the money I've worked on that day . But I learnt never to take advice from my fellow Keke riders again cuz I realized many of them were always fond of misleading others.

Dear Nairalanders,have anyone had any funny and unforgettable experience with either VIO or FRSC officers before?

Nlfpmod
Obembet
Dominique
Mynd44 8

SisterAnn:
Transporters prefer to settle officials than make out time to go regularize their papers.

Sonnobax15:
Happy weekend to each and every Nairalander out there......hope y'all are already getting prepared for Donald Trump's evasion?

There was this funny experience I had with VIO personnels when I was still riding Keke. I was on the road that particular day and was in a joyous mood,but was suddenly cut short when I found out VIOs were in front, inspecting the particulars of vehicles and tricycles(Keke). Immediately I remembered how my first experience with them was,and how I wept that day in their office, pleading but they managed to pity me after dropping the sum of 20k before they could release my Keke for me. I remembered how I went to workshop the following day and i dropped the story before my fellow Keke riders and one of them gave me a trick which he had been using whenever he came across VIO. That he'd park his Keke at a very far distance and walk up to them, discuss with them and probably give them a small token and they'd let him pass. What a trick indeed!!!. While I was already here contemplating on the next move to take,the trick just flashed in and I was like--"Make I try am first whether e go work for me"

So I parked at a very far distance as I was told to,but it was quite obvious they had already seen me. I met one of them and explained to him that my road worthiness had expired but if he could please let me pass . He agreed and even requested that I should give him #500 first. I gave him the money and went back to where my Keke was parked. I ignited it and zoomed off,with all my passengers fully intact.

On getting to where they(VIO) were inspecting other vehicles,I discovered that the officer whom I met wasn't there any more. He must had deceived me . Omoh,na once my head first open . Immediately,I knew I was already in another wahala and before I could say jack,I was already ordered to park. I was ordered to bring out my particulars for inspection. That was when I started stammering and before I could realize,all my passengers had already boarded another Keke and I was left to face my fate . Omoh,I could remember myself looking up to the sky and questioning myself --"Obax,why you mumu like this". "I for kukuma drop the passengers make I reverse like I dey do normally before" . But it was already too late.

After spending about 20 minutes there with them, pleading and begging. Finally they freed me,but after collecting all the money I've worked on that day . But I learnt never to take advice from my fellow Keke riders again cuz I realized many of them were always fond of misleading others.

Dear Nairalanders,have anyone had any funny and unforgettable experience with either VIO or FRSC officers before?

Nlfpmod
Obembet
Dominique
Mynd44 8

Sonnobax15:
Happy weekend to each and every Nairalander out there......hope y'all are already getting prepared for Donald Trump's evasion?

There was this funny experience I had with VIO personnels when I was still riding Keke. I was on the road that particular day and was in a joyous mood,but was suddenly cut short when I found out VIOs were in front, inspecting the particulars of vehicles and tricycles(Keke). Immediately I remembered how my first experience with them was,and how I wept that day in their office, pleading but they managed to pity me after dropping the sum of 20k before they could release my Keke for me. I remembered how I went to workshop the following day and i dropped the story before my fellow Keke riders and one of them gave me a trick which he had been using whenever he came across VIO. That he'd park his Keke at a very far distance and walk up to them, discuss with them and probably give them a small token and they'd let him pass. What a trick indeed!!!. While I was already here contemplating on the next move to take,the trick just flashed in and I was like--"Make I try am first whether e go work for me"

So I parked at a very far distance as I was told to,but it was quite obvious they had already seen me. I met one of them and explained to him that my road worthiness had expired but if he could please let me pass . He agreed and even requested that I should give him #500 first. I gave him the money and went back to where my Keke was parked. I ignited it and zoomed off,with all my passengers fully intact.

On getting to where they(VIO) were inspecting other vehicles,I discovered that the officer whom I met wasn't there any more. He must had deceived me . Omoh,na once my head first open . Immediately,I knew I was already in another wahala and before I could say jack,I was already ordered to park. I was ordered to bring out my particulars for inspection. That was when I started stammering and before I could realize,all my passengers had already boarded another Keke and I was left to face my fate . Omoh,I could remember myself looking up to the sky and questioning myself --"Obax,why you mumu like this". "I for kukuma drop the passengers make I reverse like I dey do normally before" . But it was already too late.

After spending about 20 minutes there with them, pleading and begging. Finally they freed me,but after collecting all the money I've worked on that day . But I learnt never to take advice from my fellow Keke riders again cuz I realized many of them were always fond of misleading others.

Dear Nairalanders,have anyone had any funny and unforgettable experience with either VIO or FRSC officers before?

Nlfpmod
Obembet
Dominique
Mynd44 8

Prophit:
Seems you've stopped the business. What are you doing now?

Sonnobax15:
*File photo attached for illustration

Lawalemi:
Those guys are crooks and always desperate for money

Pootle:
but you say you don retire from your keke business na

SisterAnn:
My own was with FRSC that year. I have driven for many years without a valid drivers license.
But because I was a woman, they hardly stopped me to check my partyKola.

But on this fateful day, they stopped me.

As I parked and the guy started approaching, I started forming to be in a haste.

I told them I was a nursing mother and had to quickly dash out to buy groceries and my neighbor whom I left my baby in her care has been calling me that my baby has not stopped crying since I stepped out.

I told them I picked up a purse not containing my license in my hurry.

As I told my sob story I was also rubbing my two breasts and cupping them while swinging them from side to side and feigning that my breast milk was so full and leaking which I told them was a sign that my baby needed me asap.

I came down from my car and was cupping and pressing my two breasts while begging them to let me go.

The young man just had no choice than to me go with my Wahala.

It worked.

Sonnobax15:
. That was before I retired..

SisterAnn:
My own was with FRSC that year. I have driven for many years without a valid drivers license.
But because I was a woman, they hardly stopped me to check my partyKola.

But on this fateful day, they stopped me.

As I parked and the guy started approaching, I started forming to be in a haste.

I told them I was a nursing mother and had to quickly dash out to buy groceries and my neighbor whom I left my baby in her care has been calling me that my baby has not stopped crying since I stepped out.

I told them I picked up a purse not containing my license in my hurry.

As I told my sob story I was also rubbing my two breasts and cupping them while swinging them from side to side and feigning that my breast milk was so full and leaking which I told them was a sign that my baby needed me asap.

I came down from my car and was cupping and pressing my two breasts while begging them to let me go.

The young man just had no choice than to me go with my Wahala.

It worked.

SisterAnn:
My own was with FRSC that year. I have driven for many years without a valid drivers license.
But because I was a woman, they hardly stopped me to check my partyKola.

But on this fateful day, they stopped me.

As I parked and the guy started approaching, I started forming to be in a haste.

I told them I was a nursing mother and had to quickly dash out to buy groceries and my neighbor whom I left my baby in her care has been calling me that my baby has not stopped crying since I stepped out.

I told them I picked up a purse not containing my license in my hurry.

As I told my sob story I was also rubbing my two breasts and cupping them while swinging them from side to side and feigning that my breast milk was so full and leaking which I told them was a sign that my baby needed me asap.

I came down from my car and was cupping and pressing my two breasts while begging them to let me go.

The young man just had no choice than to me go with my Wahala.

It worked.