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Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by alphonsoolajide(op): 6:54am On Nov 18, 2025
Controversial singer Portable has inserted himself into the ongoing clash between social media critic VeryDarkMan and comedian Mr. Jollof, following their highly publicized confrontation aboard a commercial flight.

The two men were captured on video engaging in a heated physical altercation while passengers looked on in shock. Airline officials later confirmed that both individuals were deboarded for violating the airline’s zero-tolerance policy on unruly behaviour, a standard that prohibits fights, threats, or any form of disturbance during boarding or in the cabin. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

Reacting to the incident, Portable mocked Mr. Jollof for sustaining blows during the clash and resorting to desperate defensive moves to shield himself. He also threw jabs at VeryDarkMan, stating that despite his size, he delivered what he described as “weak punches” and failed to make proper use of his build during the scuffle.

Portable went further to recall how he was previously approached to engage in a boxing match with VeryDarkMan. According to him, he received an offer of ₦100 million to participate in the fight but declined, insisting that the amount was not worth the risk.

In[b] a video message addressing the situation, Portable said he found it amusing that VeryDarkMan chose to confront Mr. Jollof only after they were already inside the aircraft, despite allegedly spotting him earlier during boarding. He argued that the confrontation created unnecessary tension for other passengers and questioned the motive behind fighting in such a restricted environment.
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He added that Mr. Jollof’s reaction during the scuffle showed sheer determination to defend himself, even as both men struggled to maintain balance inside the limited space of the aircraft aisle. Portable insisted that the fight was avoidable and expressed confidence that he would have overpowered VeryDarkMan if the proposed bout between them had taken place.

Portable said in part that VeryDarkMan’s size did not translate into strength and maintained that he had only been considered for the ₦100 million offer because organisers knew the match-up would attract attention from fans on social media. He insisted that the offer was insufficient and that he would only consider such a fight for a significantly higher amount.

The singer concluded his commentary by suggesting that the altercation on the aircraft had little to do with rivalry and more to do with “misplaced aggression.” He also advised both parties to focus on resolving their issues privately rather than causing public disturbances that inconvenience others.
https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/11/18/portable-mocks-verydarkman-mr-jollof-mid-flight-fight/

Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Kukutente23: 7:46am On Nov 18, 2025
This is crazy
How can what portable said or did not say make the news
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by mightyhazel: 9:11am On Nov 18, 2025
Space no dey that aircraft . Otherwise one better hook from vdm would have ended that other clown with his flurry of weak feminine punches
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by phransix2: 9:11am On Nov 18, 2025
Them collect him shine.... That was typically what Portable could do...
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Flangelo12: 9:12am On Nov 18, 2025
When Portable is the sane one in the room.

grin
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by GrammarNazi1(m): 9:14am On Nov 18, 2025
These guys are content creators.
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Cherrybae(f): 9:15am On Nov 18, 2025
Portable my mentor and everyday crush. I can't stop loving portable my joy giver
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by ChiefOloye(m): 9:16am On Nov 18, 2025
When will Aviation authority announce the indefinite ban of that boy from boarding any flight in the Nigerian airspace?
Because anything short of that is self sabotage.
I hate nonsense!
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Cherrybae(f): 9:17am On Nov 18, 2025
Kukutente23:
This is crazy
How can what portable said or did not say make the news
Portable is more popular, respected and valued than you.

Who know you self

Abeg shift
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by naturefellow(m): 9:19am On Nov 18, 2025
Which NL admin is on portable's payroll?
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by EarthKing(m): 9:19am On Nov 18, 2025
Indeed, this ones are under the payroll of youth and sport. Keep your sheeps distracted.

Most of the giants in Nigeria politics today, started in their late 20s or early 30s.

But this particular generation in that range are not even interested in politics. Do you blame them? When they are constantly being fed this!

The Nation is drenched in insecurity, instead of the youths to come together and ask questions from the government, you're telling us about VDM this, Regina that!

Nigerian youths ronu!
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by EarthKing(m): 9:21am On Nov 18, 2025
Indeed, this ones are under the payroll of youth and sport. Keep your sheeps distracted.

Most of the giants in Nigeria politics today, started in their late 20s or early 30s.

But this particular generation in that range are not even interested in politics. Do you blame them? When they are constantly being fed this!

The Nation is drenched in insecurity, instead of thew youths to come together and ask questions from the government, you're telling us about VDM this, Regina that!

Nigerian youths ronu!
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by aribisala0(m):
Kukutente23:
This is crazy
How can what portable said or did not say make the news
Honestly I dont get it when you are there to talk and make news
Just imagine!
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by DMCA: 9:23am On Nov 18, 2025
Kukutente23:
This is crazy
How can what portable said or did not say make the news
because e go affect d price of bloggers garri cool
kukutente d garri boy cool
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by F117nighthawk: 9:25am On Nov 18, 2025
Why will u not say so,when u are in a classless, dysfunctional and absurd society where the only thing you worship is all about money, greed and criminals.in any sane society who is your so called portable?
Where decent people dey talk this one dey rate thug over decent people



quote author=Cherrybae post=137513175]

Portable is more popular, respected and valued than you.

Who know you self

Abeg shift[/quote]
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Thundafireseun: 9:27am On Nov 18, 2025
I have always disliked VDM … he is too childish….

Why didn’t he pick on someone his own seize ??
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by MyExpression(m): 9:27am On Nov 18, 2025
Bro dey push him market....the morality of the fight no concern am, na him own fight promo be him business.

Good Money Move!
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by BeardedMeat(m): 9:28am On Nov 18, 2025
For the first time, portable made 70% sense.
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Jayhome24: 9:29am On Nov 18, 2025
Human activist now WWE smackdown star.

Opportunist claiming human activist.

I just dey laugh
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by free2ryhme: 9:31am On Nov 18, 2025
alphonsoolajide:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/11/18/portable-mocks-verydarkman-mr-jollof-mid-flight-fight/
Portable said in part that VeryDarkMan’s size did not translate into strength
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by oneMalik: 9:32am On Nov 18, 2025
why in hell will you comment on PORTABLE issue ?

Kukutente23:
This is crazy
How can what portable said or did not say make the news
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by blackmantis: 9:33am On Nov 18, 2025
Portable giving good advice to the Very Daft Man.
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by EmmyMaestro(m): 9:36am On Nov 18, 2025
This is how politicians should be settling themselves and not involving civilians
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Antoeni(m): 9:37am On Nov 18, 2025
Portable is The Lower Version of Wike,
Mr Jollof Should Be Thankful & Greatful to Funny Bone For Saving His Life
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by MERCHANDISER: 9:38am On Nov 18, 2025
This very dark man get strong juju....No matter how i convince my guys that this guy is a fraud,they no wan hear...


He siphoned over 300m of charity money
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by PDPdestroyer(m): 9:44am On Nov 18, 2025
According to one donatus Father, it was the FG that told VDM and Mr Jollof to fight each other on the plane, as a distraction from God knows what
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Nwaikpe: 9:44am On Nov 18, 2025
Both Portable and Very Dark Man came to light by reason of notoriety.
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by Cherrybae(f): 9:44am On Nov 18, 2025
F117nighthawk:
Why will u not say so,when u are in a classless, dysfunctional and absurd society where the only thing you worship is all about money, greed and criminals.in any sane society who is your so called portable?
Where decent people dey talk this one dey rate thug over decent people



quote author=Cherrybae post=137513175]

Portable is more popular, respected and valued than you.

Who know you self

Abeg shift
Portable na thug but him better pass you. At least he has fans, they hire him to perform.

While you dey here dey find urgent 1k.

Sorry bro, e go better for you
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by virginboy1(m): 9:48am On Nov 18, 2025
The country is in a mess, but many people don’t even realize it. VDM is trending and everyone is talking about it, while a Brigadier General was killed by terrorists at the same time and it’s as if nothing happened. The citizens are deeply distracted. It’s like these terrorists, politely called “bandits” by our leaders are having a roller-coaster ride at our expense.
Re: Portable Mocks Verydarkman And Mr Jollof After Their Mid-Flight Fight Drama by bewisemasses: 9:49am On Nov 18, 2025
At least no be only me de c.raz.e we plenty. Misery likes company
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