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| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by Fenrir(op): 9:51pm On Nov 24, 2025 |
SkengRay:Do not use that word around me. If you glorify child molestation as a random insult then you are just as bad. |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by SkengRay: 10:02pm On Nov 24, 2025*. Modified: 10:19pm On Nov 24, 2025 |
Fenrir:llow it G. It's a basic Slang. Now Answer my Question. Never Said I wasn't bad anyways. If you think Good and Bad don't Coexist together then you still have alot to learn. |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by Fenrir(op): 10:23pm On Nov 24, 2025 |
SkengRay:No its not, and no im Norwegian so there are lines you just dont cross, you can say "his culture" is full of child molesters but you cant call him one without direct evidence. |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by SkengRay: 10:32pm On Nov 24, 2025 |
Fenrir:Norwegian for Real? Quite Hard to believe. |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by Fenrir(op): 10:51pm On Nov 24, 2025 |
SkengRay:And i dont care what you believe, you can believe that sun shines out of your rectum but it doesn't make it true. |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by Fenrir(op): 1:50am On Nov 27, 2025 |
My religion has evolved |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by Fenrir(op): 1:50am On Nov 27, 2025 |
The Manifesto of the Autonomous Being (CWAB) Loki Edition Welcome, fellow autonomous beings! The universe operates on logic, chaos, and physics, not divine mandates. Our guide to living ethically is simple. We look to nature, reason, and the playful spirit of Loki for inspiration. And possibly sock theft. Motto with mischief "Do what you want, with who you want, how you want. Just don’t be a jerk, or we’ll silently judge you. P.S. We stole your other sock." Core Philosophy The Scandinavian Code of Conduct We are autonomous beings, equipped with brains, humor, and the absolute power of choice. We base our ethics on reason and empathy, not fear or ancient dogma. We respect consent above all else. Negotiated mischief is our highest sacrament. The original "operating instructions" for humanity, when stripped of political interference and cultural bias, encourage personal virtue and voluntary cooperation. The message is clear. 1. Free Will is Non-Negotiable You are fundamentally free to choose your path. Your consciousness is the seat of your judgment. The idea that you must be forced to believe something under threat of eternal consequence is a later human invention designed for control. The universe simply offers natural consequences, cause and effect, not coercion. The Rule of Freedom You were given freedom. Use it to build community through mutual aid and respect, not selfish exploitation. Unless stealing the last donut counts as mutual aid in your personal calculus. No Coercion Allowed Fear is a poor motivator for genuine ethical behavior. We value voluntary choice over forced compliance. Loki adds that fear is also a terrible party trick. 2. Leadership Means Teaching, Not Dominating True community leaders teach, guide, and help. They do not seek political power or demand submission. They work through voluntary service. The Service Mandate Heal what is broken. Lift people up. This requires voluntary action and mutual respect, not enforced hierarchy. Optional. Hide a rubber snake somewhere in the communal area to remind everyone that guidance is often playful. 3. Invitation to Think, Not Command to Obey Joining this path or any community is an invitation to engage your mind and transform your thinking. It is not an order to fall in line. The Open Invitation Change your mind and believe in a better way of living. This is an invitation to upgrade your personal operating system through reason, not a draft notice for an army of believers. Loki adds please read the fine print. It may contain tiny harmless pranks. 4. Ethics are Universal, Not Tribal Moral failings are things like theft, murder, or injustice. Actions that cause real harm. They are not about cultural differences in diet, dress, or personal preference. The Intention Clause It is not what you consume that defines you. It is what comes out of your thoughts and actions that truly matters. Loki adds unless that thing you consumed was the last donut. Then you are judged and possibly pranked. 5. Personal Accountability is Key Following an ethical path is a deeply personal, voluntary journey. It requires daily, conscious commitment. The Autonomous Path If you want to follow the path of the autonomous being, you must take responsibility for your choices every day. This is a personal commitment, not a path to cultural domination. Optional Loki twist. Daily accountability can include a "random sock assessment" to make sure mischief remains ethical. 6. Think for Yourself Seriously Personal conviction and an active conscience are fundamental. You must be fully convinced in your own mind about your actions and beliefs. The Right to Conscience We encourage you to study, question, and decide for yourself. There is no mandate here to enforce obedience or suppress critical thought. Question everything. Loki suggests also question why your left sock keeps disappearing. 7. Non-Violence is the Only Way The original message contains no instructions for violence, forced conversion, or persecution. Those are historical corruptions of human power struggles. The Guiding Light The original emphasis is on guiding others through positive example and building a community through mutual aid. Loki adds if you must misbehave, do so with charm, a rubber snake, or interpretive dance, never with actual harm. Bonus Loki Mischief Clauses All autonomous beings are encouraged to embrace minor chaos provided it is consensual, harmless, and hilarious. Examples include hiding the remote control strategically, mislabeling your own lunch in the fridge for amusement, or swapping one sock with a friend without telling them. Remember that negotiated mischief is our sacrament, and laughter is our prayer. Closing Declaration We are autonomous beings, equipped with brains, humor, and the power to choose chaos responsibly. We base our ethics on reason and empathy, not fear or dogma. We respect consent above all else. Playful chaos is our highest sacrament. Science is our guide. Laughter is our prayer. Free will is our tool, and minor pranks are our hobby. We celebrate life by making ethical choices, questioning assumptions, enjoying absurdity, and hiding the remote in mysterious places. "Do what you want, with who you want, how you want. Just don’t be a jerk, or we’ll silently judge you. P.S. We stole your other sock." |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by peleson1: 2:16pm On Nov 28, 2025 |
Fenrir:You sounded gay here bro That was that even ? |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by Fenrir(op): 2:37pm On Nov 28, 2025 |
peleson1:If you woke up in a tent with a condom hanging out of your bottom, would you tell anyone? |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by peleson1: 6:38pm On Nov 28, 2025 |
Fenrir:What was that even Gay isn't a thing around here bro |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by Fenrir(op): 6:40pm On Nov 28, 2025 |
peleson1:Want to go camping? From my perspective all Nigerian men are feminine. |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by peleson1: 6:47pm On Nov 28, 2025 |
Fenrir:I work offshore with lots of whites as colleagues Their opinions about us is pleasant aside evil politicians |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by Fenrir(op): 6:51pm On Nov 28, 2025 |
peleson1:And thats the problem, to you white is umbrella term, to you that skin colour means identical. And my definition isnt the same as theirs, my definition of evil in this country is 1 particular tribe and 1 particular religion, everyone else though are just good people that are confused from the influence of that 1 tribe and that 1 religion. |
| Re: Starting My Own Religion, All Are Welcome To Convert by peleson1: 7:50pm On Nov 28, 2025 |
Fenrir:What tribe is that ? What religion is that ? |
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