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I thought I was that guy on nl...


With the Monika o!

Aiya... One female racoon don give this one breakfast chop....


A pity they don't know how to do pepper soup over there...

SMH

1x2x3:
What amazes me is how we apply emotions and vengeance in different situations . Any human who did that would be looking at jail term but racoon does that and funny article is written.

Lol, jokes on you.

Humans are more Intelligent that a racoon

You mean the notorious nairaland wailer, Raccoon?

Okoroawusa:
No tell me say this people let this bush meat go o!

As how nah?!

If you know the kind law wey guide animals for that side you nor go talk this talk wey you talk so, try kill am first if you nor go finish your next degree inside prison or be ready to return back to your sweet home country lol

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I was actually going to tag you but you did well already......See you see yerself and yer life...... 😂 😂

Racoon:
That's is me on a drinking spree there in a downtown Virginia liquor store.

The store definitely is insured unlike our Nigerian stores.....it's automatically insured when it was opened for sales......The owner might even call 911 Vet to come and evacuate Racoon for medical treatment...... Life of an animal is very valuable in the western world.....

Daniluv1:
If you know the kind law wey guide animals for that side you nor go talk this talk wey you talk so, try kill am first if you nor go finish your next degree inside prison lol

If nah for naija nau, e go be a hot pot of raccoon pepper soup loading.🥱

I no believe dis toting, how raccoon go open drinks.

sreamsense:
I was even thinking you are the one he wanted to narrate. There is no time you are not even drunk in the first place and misbehaved. Telling us to protest for the founder of terrorist organization is a sign of drunkenness. I don't still know why you and Sowore have not called again to protest KANU imprisonment in Sokoto. Ipob/ESN are always drunk and that's why they usually think upside down

Is that all? We know y'all want him out of this forum because of the way he knacks akpako on ya conical heads 😂😆

Ttalk:
Mpurumiri

Thank you for clearing our doubts. Eyan tinubu the druggie.

FreeStuffsNG:
“He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.”

He fell and now took bottles of alcoholic beverages as pain killers.


Soroniyen from a police Detective

who be his guy for this meme hope he got some financial from his trending picture, google image could not help on information about him

benardtotti:
No wonder you keep making poor life choices by supporting failures.

He has never been a tinubu supporter. Infact, he's one of those that warned Nigerians that tinubu has nothing to offer but they called him a hater. Now see as everywhere scatter.

FreeStuffsNG:
“He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.”

He fell and now took bottles of alcoholic beverages as pain killers.


Soroniyen from a police Detective

And it was released back to the wild

Racoon:
That's is me on a drinking spree there in a downtown Virginia liquor store.

Lol since you created that username, I'm sure today must feel like your anniversary 😹😹

Sonnobax15:

Opportunity comes but once...

I am telling you!
But some opportunity dey purge o!

Daniluv1:
If you know the kind law wey guide animals for that side you nor go talk this talk wey you talk so, try kill am first if you nor go finish your next degree inside prison or be ready to return back to your sweet home country lol

Raccoons that are probably the animal who are the biggest carriers of rabies, if you see one go and be romancing it.

shegzhkn:
Lol, jokes on you.

Humans are more Intelligent that a racoon

You missed the point.

Really cute animal. Hope they gave him a bottle to share with his crew.

Racoon:
That's is me on a drinking spree there in a downtown Virginia liquor store.

See how all the apc data boys are giving you mentions. It means you are pressing their necks very well.

Beta bushmeat

Racoon:
That's is me on a drinking spree there in a downtown Virginia liquor store.

Then you have been slaughtered mercilessly.

We have to throw the lifeless body into sokoto prison

Oh my god! You do know there is a moniker with same name here? I thought it was him

FreeStuffsNG:
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
Story by Associated Press
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored.
The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: Bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/12/03/us/drunk-raccoon-passed-out-scli-intl

Bandits don reach America too

Racoon:
That's is me on a drinking spree there in a downtown Virginia liquor store.

These ones chose to take the drunk raccoon to an animal shelter. Something wey boys go don fry tay tay for Naija...lol

Only in America you’ll see a raccoon living the full ‘weekend vibes’ life 😂 From ceiling crash to whisky tasting, this guy really said soft life or nothing. Glad he recovered though hope he tells his forest friends B&E isn’t the way.

AFTER 🥴 😉 typical Racoon . He'll com here to disturb our PEACE

Shey una de see original liquors here

Correct.

sreamsense:
I was even thinking you are the one he wanted to narrate. There is no time you are not even drunk in the first place and misbehaved. Telling us to protest for the founder of terrorist organization is a sign of drunkenness. I don't still know why you and Sowore have not called again to protest KANU imprisonment in Sokoto. Ipob/ESN are always drunk and that's why they usually think upside down

In Nigeria we will say that village people have attacked our business

The article looks like it was penned by a Redditor. CNN employs freelance reporters now or this is a symptom of reader decline?

Congratulations to his family members