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Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by eddie7: 9:46am On Dec 13, 2025
With much gratitude

Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Raxxye(m): 9:47am On Dec 13, 2025
onatisi:
How can wike that looks older than tinubu ,oshopmle and even looks older than atiku be 58 years old. Well maybe that 58 is his football age , wike should be around 75-80 years of age
Ikwerre men don't lie about their age!
I think that's probably because family and community inheritance are shared according to age, the older getting bigger shares.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by MaziObinnaokija: 9:55am On Dec 13, 2025
cool grin HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR WIKE cool grin. FROM ALL NAIRALANDERS, IPOBIDIENTLANDERS, cool
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by seanery: 10:00am On Dec 13, 2025
WITH ALL THE MONEY, SEE HOW MALNOURISHED HE IS.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Harbideyme: 10:01am On Dec 13, 2025
Those in attendance should manage their eating habit else he will come to national TV and talk about how they spill red oil on their clothes
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by xxgig(m): 10:07am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Today 13th Dec, Wike celebrates his 58 birthday
70 years old man.
Happy Birthday Minister Wike.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Onegai(f): 10:12am On Dec 13, 2025
Meedon:
Some people looked older than their age
Evil and wickedness will age you.

He looks like he's in his late 60s or early 70s
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Laple0541(m): 10:13am On Dec 13, 2025
Except it’s just political age, Mr Wike really looks far older than that age.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by hatchy: 10:18am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Today 13th Dec, Wike celebrates his 58 birthday
58 but looking 78 because of too much alcohol and troublesome blood in his veins.

Nothing to celebrate here please.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Otuo2018: 10:19am On Dec 13, 2025
Happy birthday to Wike. But he needs to pay attention to his health at this time. 58 is not looking good on him
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by onatisi(m): 10:22am On Dec 13, 2025
Boss Wike is not 58 , looks don't lie . If you believe Wike is 58bthennyou.will believe anything oo. But whatever age he is ,I believe that is his own business sha . Happy birthday to him
Raxxye:
Ikwerre men don't lie about their age!
I think that's probably because family and community inheritance are shared according to age, the older getting bigger shares.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by odinga1of: 10:26am On Dec 13, 2025
onatisi:
How can wike that looks older than tinubu ,oshopmle and even looks older than atiku be 58 years old. Well maybe that 58 is his football age , wike should be around 75-80 years of age
Sarcasm I guess.

Wike was a very fat chubby young man before he got poisoned and flew to Lebanon for Treatment.

That's why he stopped drinking beer with people. Na only 1893 spirit him dey drink, and he hold the bottle kokoroko for hand.

Once bitten twice shy
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Pacesetter123(m): 10:30am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike, The lion who once controlled the jungle with fear and intimidation, is now wounded and the hyenas are waiting for the pride to chase him out so they can devour him and feast on his carcass
Uwoooh!!!!!!!
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by adamkkk: 10:31am On Dec 13, 2025
LottiOk:
Na God just make you d 1st Port Harcourt boy

Eze Nyesom Wike oo........... (In Duncan Mighty's voice)

John Wiked of 9ja politics
Babayega of pdp
Slayer & Tormentor of ipobidents
Emperor of Rivers State
001 of Abuja.

h
u are hailing human being lyk dix


what is even wrong with some people sef
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by femi4: 10:38am On Dec 13, 2025
Hes not in good health
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by onatisi(m): 10:42am On Dec 13, 2025
odinga1of:
Sarcasm I guess.

Wike was a very fat chubby young man before he got poisoned and flew to Lebanon for Treatment.

That's why he stopped drinking beer with people. Na only 1893 spirit him dey drink, and he hold the bottle kokoroko for hand.

Once bitten twice shy
You mean the poison affected him and he started ageing drastically faster than normal
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by EmekaBlue(m): 10:42am On Dec 13, 2025
See him looking like Buhari
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Hassanmaye(m): 10:43am On Dec 13, 2025
Is like he wants to convert to Islam
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by AMI3(m): 10:50am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike, The lion who once controlled the jungle with fear and intimidation, is now wounded and the hyenas are waiting for the pride to chase him out so they can devour him and feast on his carcass
@ 58
The second picture look as if he is older than Tinubu I was thinking it is Buhari
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by vaxx: 10:54am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Today 13th Dec, Wike celebrates his 58 birthday
He looks older than his age. Truly money can't buy everything.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by 43Ronin: 10:56am On Dec 13, 2025
Wicked, you know your time is almost up. Those souls have been petitioning the creator for justice that's why you are not healing. You used to be a good man until you soiled your hands in blood, now your fraternity cannot protect you. Confess your sins so that you can rest in peace, because hades is at your door with two devil dogs
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by odinga1of: 10:57am On Dec 13, 2025
onatisi:
You mean the poison affected him and he started ageing drastically faster than normal
Most politicians are older than Wike.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by promiseblinks: 10:58am On Dec 13, 2025
That man is nothing less than 70. Come to think of it. When he became river state governor how old was he. 58 years old that's his football age. These politicians lie more than the masses
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Emma1Oj(m): 11:00am On Dec 13, 2025
Woke is in his late 60s not 58yrs
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by sweerychick(f): 11:02am On Dec 13, 2025
Hisroyalbadmeat:
Nyerisi of Rivers State,The Slayer of IPOB, The Lion of The Niger Delta,Ekwu eme one of Port Harcourt, The political martian of Nigeria, POS Africa, Some folks think say you dey do juju,but them no know say na Jesus you dey follow,No body get moral reach wike,Wikematics is a movement,Nkelem anu meka
if you love Wike so much advise him to focus on his health and stop fighting shadows look at how he resemble Buhari, looking like a dried Mangala fish. He'll end up fighting himself. Even Nnamdi Kanu is looking healthier and fresher than him
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by sweerychick(f): 11:04am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike biggest mistake is trying to control people with force and intimidation, that method doesn't last on anyone.
SIM needed to breathe from the firm grip of Wike's cannine holding at his throat, the president saw a loophole and gave the governor oxygen.
If Wike had just helped the governor win the state and then allow him to rule while providing federal support, SIM would have been indebted to Wike for life.

His second mistake was to support Tinubu to win, you are dealing with Asiwaju. In Tinubu politics, power is borrowed and not yours.

After losing the primaries, if he had given Rivers votes to Obi, maybe he would still be calling the shots from Abuja cos Obi is not as politically smart and unforgiven as Tinubu.

Today he has no option but to be Tinubu's puppet, the moment Tinubu sacks him, he will lose many of his loyalists. If he fights Tinubu or try to join any alliance he will not only lose his loyalists, but will also have EFCC come for him and all his files will be open
you just nailed it
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Starhearts: 11:05am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike biggest mistake is trying to control people with force and intimidation, that method doesn't last on anyone.
SIM needed to breathe from the firm grip of Wike's cannine holding at his throat, the president saw a loophole and gave the governor oxygen.
If Wike had just helped the governor win the state and then allow him to rule while providing federal support, SIM would have been indebted to Wike for life.

His second mistake was to support Tinubu to win, you are dealing with Asiwaju. In Tinubu politics, power is borrowed and not yours.

After losing the primaries, if he had given Rivers votes to Obi, maybe he would still be calling the shots from Abuja cos Obi is not as politically smart and unforgiven as Tinubu.

Today he has no option but to be Tinubu's puppet, the moment Tinubu sacks him, he will lose many of his loyalists. If he fights Tinubu or try to join any alliance he will not only lose his loyalists, but will also have EFCC come for him and all his files will be open
4 ur mind .. u think say u Don yan better conversation...
Who dey supply u weed
Continue with ur beer 🍺 parlour analysis.

Instead of u to concentrate on ur life ...

U re taking parasol 4 anoda person headache 😑
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Nijaforward: 11:07am On Dec 13, 2025
Evils that men do lives after them …he looks older than his age
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Starhearts: 11:08am On Dec 13, 2025
Kindered:
@58, he's looking 70. This man has been consumed.
Concentrate on ur own life
Stop using Panadol 4 anoda person headache...

Common bicycle 🚲 u no get
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by sweerychick(f): 11:11am On Dec 13, 2025
seunmsg:
Are you not aware of his health challenges? Are you not aware that he was poisoned at the PDP headquarters some years back? Why do some of you talk carelessly like this? You really think you’re going to live forever or what?
if he has health challenges why can't he rest and focus on his health, No he wants to be a typical African man that is intoxicated by power, hell die just to be in power. Wike has traded his soul for power that's why he is looking sick, and that is what happens when you want to play God.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by faceland: 11:11am On Dec 13, 2025
onatisi:
How can wike that looks older than tinubu ,oshopmle and even looks older than atiku be 58 years old. Well maybe that 58 is his football age , wike should be around 75-80 years of age
Seems ha came from the civil service system.
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