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Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by Psady(m): 11:26pm On Dec 12, 2025

Hhh4444:
that one no follow cos na sienna me dey like use travel.

May Sienna not do you strongthing,but still keep the advise for future usage

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by HacheNoire: 11:27pm On Dec 12, 2025

Rule 1 was missing!

Never trust anyone! Dont be cajole by blood relationships! Infact, they are the deadliest when they want to get back. You will NEVER see it coming.

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Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by Hypnotise: 11:31pm On Dec 12, 2025

Wow, apparently danger could just be lurking around the corner

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by Nobody: 11:52pm On Dec 12, 2025

8starmember:
Number one happened in my present today in ketu while we're in traffic a girl was pressing her phone inside bus

One guy just grab her phone and run

Everything happened within a second, the was crying eeh seeing the guy that took her phone crossing main road

So sad

Dem steal two people's phones for Oshodi this night. I left one girl there at Brown U-turn crying, with the claim it's not up to a month she bought the new phone. She go lose guard while she dey struggle to enter bus.

The second one was grab & run from a moving car.

Those boys no get joy. I always wish they run into moving vehicles like the one I witnessed on Oshodi-Apapa Xpressway. The owner of the phone he grabbed just retrieved his phone & left him to his fate on the road.

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Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by grandstar(m): 12:04am On Dec 13, 2025*

Sonnobax15:

Everything he listed there are basic things every Nigerian ought to know without being told by anyone...

Thats the humor in it.

We thought we would learn how to turn the N1,000 perso use enter Lagos yesterday into 42bn ]by 2030.

We no know say na advice wey hin uncle give am under the influence of "colo "

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by Eniolohunda: 1:46am On Dec 13, 2025

Living in Nigeria sometimes looks like hell, one would always think the world is coming to an end.

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Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by FreeIgboho: 2:06am On Dec 13, 2025

Sonnobax15:

Everything he listed there are basic things every Nigerian ought to know without being told by anyone...

You mean every Lagosian

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by Lekby25: 2:29am On Dec 13, 2025

Righteousness2:
The Greatest life saving advice for anyone who values his/her soul is to live life in the Consciousness of your Eternity.
Live every seconds in the Consciousness of your Eternity.
There is no repentance in the grave
Eternity no be joke oo..

Heaven is real
Hell is real.

The smartest statement of the year.

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Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by kaywhy09(m): 3:34am On Dec 13, 2025

The guy must be a village boy just getting into the city.

Those are normal routine for city folks.

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by professore(m): 3:42am On Dec 13, 2025

Okay

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:25am On Dec 13, 2025

Harddiskng:
Hold your phone and your wallet in your hand!

I can’t remember when last i put these items in my pocket, since I had an experience when someone pickpocketed my small nokia touch-light several years ago. Thank God my iphone wasn’t present in the same pocket that day

Eko is not for the weak

Which of the pockets did you put it?

Front pockets in jeans are always safe. No one can access them without going through you!
Unless you're not conscious of both yourself and environs

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by ChybuzzDD(m): 5:32am On Dec 13, 2025

Flets:
And this one na real life ehhhnnn?

Who never experience another clime go think say na so every country be

Street gangs still dey some areas in the UK, Italy, France, US, etc.
So, it's still somewhat applicable in those places.

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Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by ChybuzzDD(m): 6:19am On Dec 13, 2025

ImoleNaija:
Dem steal two people's phones for Oshodi this night. I left one girl there at Brown U-turn crying, with the claim it's not up to a month she bought the new phone. She go lose guard while she dey struggle to enter bus.

The second one was grab & run from a moving car.

Those boys no get joy. I always wish they run into moving vehicles like the one I witnessed on Oshodi-Apapa Xpressway. The owner of the phone he grabbed just retrieved his phone & left him to his fate on the road.

That's a happy ending

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by jordyspices: 7:46am On Dec 13, 2025

With igbo in his hand him try

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by 8starmember: 7:52am On Dec 13, 2025

ImoleNaija:
Good one...those guys don't have to pity

Dem steal two people's phones for Oshodi this night. I left one girl there at Brown U-turn crying, with the claim it's not up to a month she bought the new phone. She go lose guard while she dey struggle to enter bus.

The second one was grab & run from a moving car.

Those boys no get joy. I always wish they run into moving vehicles like the one I witnessed on Oshodi-Apapa Xpressway. The owner of the phone he grabbed just retrieved his phone & left him to his fate on the road.

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by symbianDON(m): 8:17am On Dec 13, 2025

YoungLionken:
I'm sure some of you would be begin to understand why some boys/men are into cultism . "Wetin cultists dey gain from cultism?" Is like saying "wetin soldiers dey gain for military" ...

yet kidnappers de kidnap cultists grin

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by liveyourlife007(m): 9:05am On Dec 13, 2025

You should have said your uncle in Lagos cool

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by windvane(m): 9:09am On Dec 13, 2025

brain54:
So all these rules made you rich...?

Ok o!

makes U street smart

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by ruffhandu: 9:36am On Dec 13, 2025

Typical list for poor people, especially the pressing of phone and struggling for danfo. A rich uncle will dish out modified list of advice. Something like
Don't think all your friends like you, they are coming for your substance
When you make business promises, ensure you keep your own side
Don't trust your driver too much
When you drive into dangerous zones to make deals, ensure you have security
Nigerian police is your friend, they are not well paid, don't forget to gift them as often as you can
Avoid buying cars without security features, don't focus on fuel economy only
Get life insurance and ensure you have a gps chip in you, just incase something goes awry, you can always be located
In all, the world is a dog-eat-dog stage, be on your guard always, use your money the way it should be used, as a security
.
.
.
Many more

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Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by amazonguru001: 10:50am On Dec 13, 2025

Sonnobax15:

Everything he listed there are basic things every Nigerian ought to know without being told by anyone...

That number 3, avoid Sienna.
How is that a safety tip?

Isn't Sienna a good vehicle ni?
Or are gku guys looking at it frol another angle?

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by JuanDeDios: 11:22am On Dec 13, 2025

Sonnobax15:
. He meant to say avoid one chance motors

I see.

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by YoungLionken(m): 2:42pm On Dec 13, 2025

symbianDON:
yet kidnappers de kidnap cultists

Yeah, life na survival of the fittest/strongest, dog chop dog...

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by extremelygolden: 5:21pm On Dec 13, 2025*

I traveled out of my station for a day programme and unfortunately got back around 2am. The driver dropped me at Yaba bus stop at that ungodly hour! O God! The odour of helm and whatever else they were smoking and drinking filled the air.

Having sighted them earlier before embarking from the bus, I quickly folded one leg of my trousers, came down, changed my walking steps as if I was drunk, my heart beating like the sound of a drum. They were even hailing me while I was staggering pass.

As soon I passed them and found myself on Montgomery Road, ehen, I ran like my life depended on it, and actually it did. It wasn't funny that night.

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Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by Love800(m): 10:46am On Dec 15, 2025

I don't understand that gps chip.
As in, how will you have it in you!

ruffhandu:
Typical list for poor people, especially the pressing of phone and struggling for danfo. A rich uncle will dish out modified list of advice. Something like
Don't think all your friends like you, they are coming for your substance
When you make business promises, ensure you keep your own side
Don't trust your driver too much
When you drive into dangerous zones to make deals, ensure you have security
Nigerian police is your friend, they are not well paid, don't forget to gift them as often as you can
Avoid buying cars without security features, don't focus on fuel economy only
Get life insurance and ensure you have a gps chip in you, just incase something goes awry, you can always be located
In all, the world is a dog-eat-dog stage, be on your guard always, use your money the way it should be used, as a security
.
.
.
Many more

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by ruffhandu: 12:56pm On Dec 15, 2025

Love800:
I don't understand that gps chip.
As in, how will you have it in you!

High valued individuals have it. The same way women insert something in their arim to prevent pregnancy, same way a gps chip can be inserted somewhere just beneath the skin. Some don't want it inside and so it is in their wrist watch or another device on them

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by Love800(m): 1:59pm On Dec 16, 2025

Okay i got you.

When rich, i will probably get good ones to aid me.

I appreciate.

ruffhandu:
High valued individuals have it. The same way women insert something in their arim to prevent pregnancy, same way a gps chip can be inserted somewhere just beneath the skin. Some don't want it inside and so it is in their wrist watch or another device on them

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by ruffhandu: 9:54am On Dec 17, 2025

Love800:
Okay i got you.

When rich, i will probably get good ones to aid me.

I appreciate.

that´s the spirit bro. Think big and work hard, you will get their.
WHATEVER THE MIND CONCEIVES, AND THE HEART BELIEVES IT, AND THE HANDS WORK WITHOUT LOSING FOCUS TOWARDS IT, WILL EVENTUALLY BE ACHIEVED. I am a living witness. it may take time, but if you remain focused, you will get their. I don´t know old you are, but the earlier you start believing in yourself, and working hard, you will achieve

Re: Man Shares The Life-saving Advice That His Uncle Once Gave Him When He Was Broke by Love800(m): 6:38am On Dec 20, 2025

Wow.

Thanks so much.

ruffhandu:
that´s the spirit bro. Think big and work hard, you will get their.
WHATEVER THE MIND CONCEIVES, AND THE HEART BELIEVES IT, AND THE HANDS WORK WITHOUT LOSING FOCUS TOWARDS IT, WILL EVENTUALLY BE ACHIEVED. I am a living witness. it may take time, but if you remain focused, you will get their. I don´t know old you are, but the earlier you start believing in yourself, and working hard, you will achieve

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