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Hello guys, is there any device or kit out there I can buy for my personal use to ensure what I'm taking into my body is not poison? Any simple, portable device or kit I can use to detect the food I'm about to eat is safe and not poison?

I really need one right now. Please share the link.

RealSolution001:
Hello guys, is there any device or kit out there I can buy for my personal use to ensure what I'm taking into my body is not poison? Any simple, portable device or kit I can use to detect the food I'm about to eat is safe and not poison?

I really need one right now. Please share the link.

Just use a pet or ask the person serving you to test it, switch plates or cook your own food or eat out

The simplest traditional one
There's a flying insect that gives out green light in the dark; get it alive and cover it with your first morsel of pounded yam, and eat it with any soup.

If there's a poison in your food, you'd mysteriously see the lighting insect moving round the plate of the poisoned food.

Courtesy: Orisatola Ifagbemi on YouTube.

How about you buy your own ingredients and cook your own food so you know you haven't cooked yourself poison?

You that is offering this
"Wisdom" know that your suggestion is unworkable either because it's not convenient or not possible

budaatum:
How about you buy your own ingredients and cook your own food so you know you haven't cooked yourself poison?

KingRabota:
You that is offering this
"Wisdom" know that your suggestion is unworkable either because it's not convenient or not possible

So, it is unworkable and not possible for you to buy your own ingredients and cook your own food because it is not convenient for you?

Tomorrow morning, my children and I will bake bread for breakfast, then we are going to this place for the day.

I will post you a picture before we eat the bread, and of what we see when we get there, so you know it is convenient and workable and possible for us to buy our own ingredients and cook our own food, especially if you are afraid of being poisoned, which is actually why we bake our own bread and cook our own food.

People travel to hostile places
People find themselves in the midst of dangerous people. Sometimes a person maybe served food from an untrusted or unreliable source .
It may not always be possible to cook your choice meal with ingredients handpicked from the market.
We don't don't always find ourselves in ideal situations or circumstances

budaatum:
So, it is unworkable and not possible for you to buy your own ingredients and cook your own food because it is not convenient for you?

Tomorrow morning, my children and I will bake bread for breakfast, then we are going to this place for the day.

I will post you a picture before we eat the bread, and of what we see when we get there, so you know it is convenient and workable and possible for us to buy our own ingredients and cook our own food, especially if you are afraid of being poisoned, which is actually why we bake our own bread and cook our own food.

KingRabota:
People travel to hostile places
People find themselves in the midst of dangerous people. Sometimes a person maybe served food from an untrusted or unreliable source .
It may not always be possible to cook your choice meal with ingredients handpicked from the market.
We don't don't always find ourselves in ideal situations or circumstances

Why would you think people want to poison you? Did you offend them? And why eat in "hostile places" or receive food from "untrusted or unreliable sources"? Can't you not wait until you remove yourself from "hostile places" and "untrusted or unreliable source" before you eat?

I think the issue here is you and I are different. No one wants to poison me, because I have offended no one. And I seem to have more faith, and be able to trust others a lot more than you seem capable of for some reason.

Anyway, we making the bread I promised, with ingredients I bought for myself so know are not poisoned. Talk later.

Every mallam with his kettle
But in addendum
Never underestimate the duplicity of people

budaatum:
Why would you think people want to poison you? Did you offend them? And why eat in "hostile places" or receive food from "untrusted or unreliable sources"? Can't you not wait until you remove yourself from "hostile places" and "untrusted or unreliable source" before you eat?

I think the issue here is you and I are different. No one wants to poison me, because I have offended no one. And I seem to have more faith, and be able to trust others a lot more than you seem capable of for some reason.

Anyway, we making the bread I promised, with ingredients I bought for myself so know are not poisoned. Talk later.

KingRabota:
Never underestimate the duplicity of people

This is like telling me to watch my back. Problem with that is, where I live there's lots of lamp and light posts, and while concentrating on my back, I'd not be looking where I'm going and likely bash my head against one.

Anyway, here's the bread we made with ingredients we bought to ensure no one poisons us. The second is from where I told you we'd go.

There were lots of people there and all those we met were so exceedingly nice and kind that thinking anyone was hostile or wanted to poison us would indicate I had severe mental issues.

Bon appetit

budaatum:
This is like telling me to watch my back. Problem with that is, where I live there's lots of lamp and light posts, and while concentrating on my back, I'd not be looking where I'm going and likely bash my head against one.

Anyway, here's the bread we made with ingredients we bought to ensure no one poisons us. The second is from where I told you we'd go.

There were lots of people there and all those we met were so exceedingly nice and kind that thinking anyone was hostile or wanted to poison us would indicate I had severe mental issues.

Make una leave matter. I still need what I asked for.