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A suspected Boko Haram suicide bomber, Ibrahim Mohammed, captured by troops of Operation HADIM KAI in collaboration with hunters in Yobe State has revealed chilling details of how he was recruited, paid and deployed to carry out deadly attacks on worshippers in Maiduguri, admitting that he received up to N100,000 for suicide bombing missions.

Ibrahim, who confessed to involvement in the December 24 suicide bombing at the Gamboru Market Mosque in Maiduguri, said the operation was planned and executed under the directive of Boko Haram commanders operating between Adamawa State and the Mandara Mountains.

Zagazola quoted him as saying during interrogation:

“My name is Ibrahim from Michika in Adamawa. We came to Maiduguri to plant bombs in Izala Mosque. We were sent by our leaders, Adamu and Abubakar, who gave us two IEDs to plant in the mosque.”

The suspect disclosed that suicide bombing had become a paid assignment within the terror network.

“I was paid money ranging from N70,000 to N100,000 per mission,” he said.

The Gamboru Market Mosque attack claimed five lives and left 32 worshippers injured, plunging Maiduguri town into confusion during the festive period.

Narrating how the attack was executed, Ibrahim said the operatives exploited periods when mosques were empty to plant the explosive devices.

“We came after Zuhur and Asr prayers when the mosque was empty. We entered pretending to pray. My colleague was digging to plant the IED in the middle of the mosque while I was digging by the side,” he said.

According to him, the devices were coupled and timed ahead of the Maghrib prayers.

“As Muslim faithful gathered to pray Maghrib, after the first raka’at, we detonated the bomb. We set the timing for five minutes. Shortly after, I ran to the market area,” he said.

Validated:
Nonsense, so the worshippers did not see fresh diggings in the mosque or was the mosque as sand dune?
That bombing was a TAQQYAH decoy to change the narrative about Islamic Terrorists killing Christians.

Validated:
Nonsense, so the worshippers did not see fresh diggings in the mosque or was the mosque as sand dune?
That bombing was a TAQQYAH decoy to change the narrative about Islamic Terrorists killing Christians.

MadamExcellency:
What then was the money for if he was to die in the bombing?

This story isn't adding up. The equation is undefined.

Jakumo:
Evidently this suicide-bombing virgin hunter was hoping to take 100K naira as spending money in his imaginary paradise that he will somehow reach even if the explosion tore his entire physical body up into tiny pieces.

As a premise to my question about the fate of that 100K suicide salary, let us suspend common sense for a moment and pretend that our suicide bomber will, on arrival in paradise, magically morph back together all those scattered ground-up meat chunks, intestines and bone fragments of his sliced and diced body, including that all-important manhood he would need to service the virgins.

Now, returning to the 100K naira ( $66.66c in USD) cash suicide bonus that the bomber MUST carry in his pocket when the bomb goes off killing innocent bystanders, inquiring minds demand to know whether such a 100K naira cash reward, which, during the explosion will be atomized into a shower of confetti, will ALSO morph back into nice clean, "re-assembled" naira currency notes all ready to spend on wining and dining the 72 virgins there in that imaginary paradise.

To satisfy my morbid curiosity as a post-graduate scholar delving into the phenomena of madness and insanity in the context of religious brainwashing and indoctrination, I would be grateful if any terrorist sympathizers in da house could help me de-mystify this question of how the 100K cash reward for mass murder will arrive INTACT in the suicide bomber's imaginary sex-paradise, despite the massive detonation of the bomb that Big Don will now regularly gift the virgin hunters on a first-come-first-served basis.

Thank you and god breast Nigeria, the departure lounge for ALL direct flights to Islamists' fabled sex-paradise.