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Sorry for him. He missed d details . A good impersonator will also use identity theft.

His face already tells what he is thinking within at that moment. More like finally , finally I don enter one chance today. The mumu went to impersonate a colonel equivalent, at the worst place of all. Taskforce wey dey report directly to the Governor's office. When you encounter them, they are quick to want to flex their muscles cuz they get away with many things as per, they work under governor's office.

Hello no add Red neck that is why he was caught

Chai!!

You wore a uniform of that of a senior military officer, equivalent to that of a colonel in the army to secure a bail in the office of the Lagos state task force! Ha!!!!

The audacity is out of monumental! I just can't stop laughing in Spanish 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You shouldn't have gone with your wife na.... I hope you don't have little kids at home..if you do, ha, they have suffered already because I wonder if you and your wife will see that your home this 2026 again.

I pray you survive this one. You must have done it for years but God said your cup is full!

You don't even see any agency to impersonate, you think and think and the only one you could conclude to impersonate is that of the Nigerian Army!

You're so bold!

Thanks to the military police, I'm sure you will learn a little lesson you will forever remember.

Happy visit to the military police.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sensiblerealist:
His face already tells what he is thinking within at that moment. More like finally , finally I don enter one chance today. The mumu went to impersonate a colonel equivalent, at the worst place of all. Taskforce wey dey report directly to the Governor's office. When you encounter them, they are quick to want to flex their muscles cuz they get away with many things as per, they work under governor's office.

I wonder where he got his own gut from! And I'm sure he's oblivious to the consequences of his actions. If only he knew, I'm sure he wouldn't have even dreamt of doing that.

They will start from where he got the uniform from.

Abeg leave am.

If I'm the man, and i get released, I will make sure I divorced the wife immediately, because she was also there when the man was claming to be a naval officer, when things went south, she quickly chicken out...

If the man has succeeded, she would have been boastful that, her husband is a naval man...

chudez0147:
You are next on the list. You better stop impersonating

Oya na no vex my oga.

Make we link up na

JohnBullMySon:
The beating he will collect will be the size of that rank 😂😂

See rank he give himself. This should be Army colonel equivalent or thereabout.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

CaptainStephen:
Oya na no vex my oga.

Make we link up na

Forgive him. He doesn't know what he's saying

Dalohad:
Yes, there is always something, if you attended a military school secondary (Command or NMS) or College (NDA), you can detect a fake officer from a mile away.

The most difficult impersonators, are those that live in the barrack and understand some military mannerisms and behaviours.

This guy here in the picture looks a tad clean and well groomed, but immediately I saw him and I knew he is fake, there are other details that he missed on his uniform.

You're NMS what or are you a personnel?

CaptainStephen:
lol Navy Captain without gorget

I wish i caught him myself, i would have massaged him till his head turns into sugarcane shape.

You like striking? Your problem is massage ba?

I took vehicle with one today, I had to check the bastard. Dude wore SF fezcap. Inside car enroute north dude started talking non stop from Lagos..... He was like when he gets to lokoja, he will find a barracks and keep the night. Strike 1. I allow the fucker as offcourse lots of pretty ladies to impress hence I understand his mother's problem is grazing. Strike 2 we reach one military checkpoint, e dey greet L/cpl wey dey run guards duty morning sir. From the way dude was talking and his age, if at all he is a soldier, he should be a sergeant upward. After checkpoint, one lady that as sworn she must be grazed by soldiers as per her problem is military was falling for the stupid man's lie. Me just dey observe. Na so I Tap him and ask arm of service..... Dude was throwing confusion as per clown that charged through 5th termers. I break it down and was like are you a personnel? Dude was still throwing confusion. One Sarma and the driver observed. Then I was like are you a Soldier dude immediately said yes sir. Then I asked again army of service..... See confusion. Ok Baba, where do you serve........ Dude said I just go Abuja.. I was like as per what? He said he was in Kaduna before. Good and fine I'm in Kaduna too. Where did you serve In Kaduna..... Baba start dey throw confusion and was like 2years.... I again asked what unit were you in Kaduna... Dude said I dey Abuja now. Okay....Baba you were in Kaduna, where did you work in Kaduna... Baba said NDA. Perfect one. I have coursemates currently serving there. I went on and I was like as what..... Omoh see confusion. Dude later said airforce. Na airforce I dey. I just smile and I was like Kai you rush and remove that cap your mother is wearing. Flash your ID. Omoh see confusion state.... Next lie Na I no dey on pass so I no carry am. Okay where you dey serve. I just allowed him for a while until bus get small fault. Na so dude village people brought him back to meet me and was like sir are you a military too. Omoh I felt like massaging him as per prep wing standard. I allowed him and advised him to stop impersonating as personnels without pass will even go below radar talk more of you're saying you're a personnel but couldn't identify your unit. The other lady eaves dropping just dey laugh. We reach next army checkpoint, I wanted bringing him down and chausing his mother but I could see his gaze on me pitifully. I went back to the Alabi isama tragedy of victory book I was reading and learning 3mcdo tactics during civil war.

Dude sha buy beer for me Las Las as peace offering for kabba . I allowed his mother and collected PRC code of the Sarma he was impressing to keep for later report cancelling.

CaptainStephen:
Oya na no vex my oga.

Make we link up na

From your reply, it means you either stay in the barracks or you are one of those people disturbing innocent Nigerians in the north.

chudez0147:
From your reply, it means you either stay in the barracks or you are one of those people disturbing innocent Nigerians in the north.

Oga free me oo.

No go price market fa

CaptainStephen:
Oga free me oo.

No go price market fa

If I catch you banD!t , hmmm body go tell you

Oracleee:
You like striking? Your problem is massage ba?

I took vehicle with one today, I had to check the bastard. Dude wore SF fezcap. Inside car enroute north dude started talking non stop from Lagos..... He was like when he gets to lokoja, he will find a barracks and keep the night. Strike 1. I allow the fucker as offcourse lots of pretty ladies to impress hence I understand his mother's problem is grazing. Strike 2 we reach one military checkpoint, e dey greet L/cpl wey dey run guards duty morning sir. From the way dude was talking and his age, if at all he is a soldier, he should be a sergeant upward. After checkpoint, one lady that as sworn she must be grazed by soldiers as per her problem is military was falling for the stupid man's lie. Me just dey observe. Na so I Tap him and ask arm of service..... Dude was throwing confusion as per clown that charged through 5th termers. I break it down and was like are you a personnel? Dude was still throwing confusion. One Sarma and the driver observed. Then I was like are you a Soldier dude immediately said yes sir. Then I asked again army of service..... See confusion. Ok Baba, where do you serve........ Dude said I just go Abuja.. I was like as per what? He said he was in Kaduna before. Good and fine I'm in Kaduna too. Where did you serve In Kaduna..... Baba start dey throw confusion and was like 2years.... I again asked what unit were you in Kaduna... Dude said I dey Abuja now. Okay....Baba you were in Kaduna, where did you work in Kaduna... Baba said NDA. Perfect one. I have coursemates currently serving there. I went on and I was like as what..... Omoh see confusion. Dude later said airforce. Na airforce I dey. I just smile and I was like Kai you rush and remove that cap your mother is wearing. Flash your ID. Omoh see confusion state.... Next lie Na I no dey on pass so I no carry am. Okay where you dey serve. I just allowed him for a while until bus get small fault. Na so dude village people brought him back to meet me and was like sir are you a military too. Omoh I felt like massaging him as per prep wing standard. I allowed him and advised him to stop impersonating as personnels without pass will even go below radar talk more of you're saying you're a personnel but couldn't identify your unit. The other lady eaves dropping just dey laugh. We reach next army checkpoint, I wanted bringing him down and chausing his mother but I could see his gaze on me pitifully. I went back to the Alabi isama tragedy of victory book I was reading and learning 3mcdo tactics during civil war.

Dude sha buy beer for me Las Las as peace offering for kabba . I allowed his mother and collected PRC code of the Sarma he was impressing to keep for later report cancelling.

you get mind dey tell senior officer say him like striking, and his problem is massage, hmmmm


@captainstephen, e good as you no even reply am

NNAMDIII:
you get mind dey tell senior officer say him like striking, and his problem is massage, hmmmm


@captainstephen, e good as you no even reply am

You don't know me. If captain Stephen is a personnel and he's of the rank on his moniker, then it's not assumption.

Oracleee:
You don't know me. If captain Stephen is a personnel and he's of the rank on his moniker, then it's not assumption.

he was a captain 9 years ago, even blinking 69rc that were civilians 9 years ago will hang captain next year, because his moniker says captain doesn't mean he's still a captain, that was how I was assuming with someone here many years ago, only to find out that he was a member of 54rc

NNAMDIII:
he was a captain 9 years ago, even blinking 69rc that were civilians 9 years ago will hang captain next year, because his moniker says captain doesn't mean he's still a captain, that was how I was assuming with someone here many years ago, only to find out that he was a member of 54rc

This man call an arty