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| The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Ishilove(op): 5:28pm On Feb 01 |
Namibians and Nigerians have been dragging each other on Twitter (X) for sometime now. It started when a Nigerian "innocently" asked if Namibia has airports. Namibia has been on our matter since then, cooking us with undeniable facts. I was going to add my voice in defence of my country, but after a Namibian posted the below, I calmed down, shut up and moonwalked out of the space. Which kain see finish be dis? This one really enter. This is just the height of it 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
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| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by brain54(m): 5:35pm On Feb 01 |
Ishilove:Whetin the innocent Nigerian ask na...?🤷 |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by CodeTemplarr: 5:40pm On Feb 01*. Modified: 1:24am On Feb 04 |
All of us Nigerians and Namibians, just bring few empty ships and offer anyone the chance to be relocated to america with slave-like privileges but citizenship. The fleet will sink in 10 minutes. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Sonnobax15(m): 5:43pm On Feb 01*. Modified: 4:49pm On Feb 02 |
![]() Funny but that's the truth. Recently,a female neighbor of mine came to me to advise her on how to go about cuz her boyfriend just got some cash and has done everything for both of them to Japa to Belgium. She's an Igbo girl from Ebonyi state. While her boyfriend is an urhobo and even hails from my village. Everything she showed and told me were so glaring to be so untrue. I warned her ,of the danger she was about to face but from the look on her face,I could feel the joy that was already written. Na so I just lock up and mind my business.. but deep down on the inside of me,I said to myself,--"This one don already make up her mind to be bush meat" The next thing I saw,was that she had already rented her room out,to another person and had already been paid by the new tenant,cuz her rentage was still ongoing. All of these happened without the knowledge of the landlady. Like this,as I'm typing this, this girl is stuck right here. It seemed everything was all fallacy and the travel agent scammed the both of them. House rent she don chop. . New tenant has even moved in ,and she's still here. Tho I wanted to confront her to ask what later happened to her Japa plan,but my banny said I shouldn't . Not that I'm mocking her,but from what she told me,they spent over 15m naira on preparing their papers alone. Omoh, wetin dey worry we Nigerians. How can someone have that kind amount of money and still be thinking of travelling abroad without being sure of what it's gonna be like over there for him/her? Op,the truth is very obvious and even me typing this wouldn't mind going on board should a free bus of Japa be parked in front of my house. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Ishilove(op): 5:44pm On Feb 01 |
CodeTemplarr:Don't be too sure about Namibians. Their scramble for emigration is not as critical as Nigeria |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by madridguy(m): 5:47pm On Feb 01 |
The Namibians are 100% correct. The matter is even worse in the Southern part of Nigeria. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by AeroplaneApple: 6:04pm On Feb 01 |
Nigerians pay much higher for visa than other countries so he has no point. It's not free |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by merrymike47(m): 8:44pm On Feb 01 |
AeroplaneApple:get the message passed across right. it’s just pointing to how most Nigerian are desperate to leave the country. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by CodeTemplarr: 9:41pm On Feb 01 |
madridguy:No. It is as bad in the north. Just tell them pakistan or algeria or Tunisia is the destination. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by TechBaron: 4:45pm On Feb 02*. Modified: 7:36pm On Feb 02 |
If you have never stepped out of Nigeria... You would think other African nations are shit. When I was promoted and transferred to head West Africa, I was still fooling myself that we were far ahead of them simply because we could speak polished English, and we had big names here and there. But then... Uninterrupted power/pipe-borne water Stable currency/economy Very peaceful environment Crazy salary (I mean very crazy) Very tight security The best part is how these things are done without any form of fanfare. Roads will be constructed and opened without any form of commissioning. Your light will trip off at midnight, one single call, and the guys from the electricity company will drive down and fix it. Some African countries are developing quietly, ours is just to fill the Internet with arguments, and unnecessary noise. Before I left, 10,000 CFA exchanged for N25,000.... "If you know what you're doing..." Getting a job that pays between 800k to 1.5m CFA won't be a problem. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by OriOko88(m): 4:46pm On Feb 02 |
You already kidnapped me if you promise me a German or an Irish visa |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by givedemwotowoto: 4:46pm On Feb 02*. Modified: 8:30pm On Feb 02 |
Some Nigerians are their own problems: - Those who vote nonsense - Those who say they won't vote because their votes won't count (this one is worse than voting nonsense). |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by tydi(m): 4:46pm On Feb 02 |
I swear emilokon na you cause this one .. they don see us finish |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by ARISHEM: 4:47pm On Feb 02 |
Na APC do us bad thing. Na when APC enter ASO rock na then Nigerians dey gather strenght to jaapaa out of naija |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by AnnyChicago0989: 4:47pm On Feb 02 |
This is the bitter truth. You will find so many Nigerians trapped here in USA just because home is terrible |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Karlovich: 4:49pm On Feb 02 |
All thanks to APC and their supporters, spits. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by datola: 4:49pm On Feb 02 |
Free visa to where. Namibia ![]() |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by ogashman(m): 4:49pm On Feb 02 |
Real matters.... Nigerians spoil their country with religion and tribalism and then run to other countries to save their heads. Some even support bad governance from their respective japa countries. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Dzzzz: 4:51pm On Feb 02 |
Do you know the countries that offer free visa to Nigeria?..Nigeria better pass the countries offering free visa.. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by teewhydope(m): 4:51pm On Feb 02 |
AeroplaneApple:smh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by LagosOrigin: 4:51pm On Feb 02 |
Na tinubu cause this insult No be una fault |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by GravityDefier: 4:51pm On Feb 02 |
So true........ ............... So true........ ............... So true........ ............... Not enough original content Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 20 characters. This will make the forum more interesting for everyone. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Omoreal01: 4:51pm On Feb 02 |
Lol, 🤣 😅 🤣. But when dey denial them visa or out of their reach, they become more patriotic and self-acclaimed successful Nigeria living in Nigeria. Saying no place like home, etc. Ishilove: |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Nteogwuija(m): 4:52pm On Feb 02 |
Ishilove:Be like say this Namibian na 9ja guy in disguise. Cuz this see finish dey like fatality. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Pootle: 4:52pm On Feb 02 |
am one of the few that wont be kidnaped, the problem with nigerians is greed, the difference between we and other africans is our never quenching desire for more |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Cmeo(m): 4:52pm On Feb 02 |
Ouch, this one enter o! Namibia people got us on this. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Slytiger: 4:53pm On Feb 02 |
Nigerians would yab and insult their own country so much on social media, then act shocked when citizens of other country also use those same yabs to get back at Nigerians. You think those countries don't have their own issues too? But they are smarter than to wash their dirty linen in public. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by GenFunction: 4:54pm On Feb 02 |
Sonnobax15:Truth is surviving here alone na survival, why u go come dey reason wetin dey over there? . Most cases, E sure pass 9ja. Except the person no Waka well. Meanwhile how u been wan ask her about her japa plan? E. G. "SONNOBAX---How far na? U no come travel again? UKNOWN BANNY---Well, my brother (followed by stories). |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by cr7lomo: 4:54pm On Feb 02 |
If Trumps tells Nigerians that he will give us free visas to USA if only he will take control of our resources, especially oil... wetin naija people go do?? |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by occfx: 4:54pm On Feb 02 |
Ishilove:Any animal inside a zoo is looking for a way to escape |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by seanery: 4:55pm On Feb 02 |
THE HEIGHT OF IT. This reeks shame on this Country. |
| Re: The Surest Way To Kidnap A Nigerian - Namibian (Pictured) by Slytiger: 4:56pm On Feb 02 |
seanery:So what are we going to do about it. Lmao |
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. New tenant has even moved in ,and she's still here.
All thanks to APC and their supporters, spits.