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Man Utd fan on day 485 of not cutting his hair till Man utd wins 5 matches in a row.

Next fixture is Man utd vs Tottenham on 7th February 2026


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Hair wey go soon grow enter the middle of e nyash

Cuz Man. U ain't gonna see no shiit this season and forever

Burnley go soon turn to your Delilah...

Lols... I hope he doesn't turn to a masquerade eventually.

He will rock that hair till 2050

We now have a new machine aka bulldozer, unstoppable force. I have never been this confident on the red devils, we are coming with full speed others won't recognize. Mark my words...

Tottenham is the only obstacle that can stop him from not cutting his hair. If they beat Tottenham,he should book an appointment with his barber, westham will be a walk over. Btw see wig wey some girls they crave for 😆

He's enjoying the attention and he's secretly wishing man utd does not win the remaining 2 games so he can start afresh

We know what the outcome will be at the end of the Season 😃😀😀😀

He might wait till old age

Win or lose... Players earn their wages.

I'll be the most foolish person on planet earth to do anything that will be detrimental to my well-being when another person is earning.

I see Manchester United winning 5 straight matches under Carrick, I see Arsenal messing up in the coming weeks, I see Manu winning the EPL.

This I have seen.

By the time Lice full everywhere he go cut am.

Anyway two more wins on the bounce he will cut that Forest him dey carry about.

Man utd
See wetin una don turn una fans to.

Hair wey naija girls fit kee for, na him baba get automatically.

COMRADES, I think sometimes due to our obsession with certain things make do somethings weirdly. How can I make such a vow?

Amorim did this guy dirty sha... But he has a chance of cutting it this month... If he said "Win 10 matches in a row", we'll know he doesn't want to cut his hair. Winning 5 matches in a row is supposed to be a normal thing for the Top 4 or Top 6 teams

Dis guy fit dey like this forever ooo😂😆

Respect the loyalty, but this one feels like self-inflicted suffering. Five straight wins for United right now is a serious long-term commitment.

So to win 5 games in a role Kon hard for united chai it is close to 2 years nw thing aston villa already done dis season

They can't do it with those scrappy wins

Tot or Westham will spoil the party

Carrick will bell the cat.

They can do it, im low-key rooting for them to win the next 2 fixtures

Sonnobax15:

Hair wey go soon grow enter the middle of e nyash

Cuz Man. U ain't gonna see no shiit this season and forever

Are you this bitter n filthy
That was too obnoxious!!!...

Lukuluku69:
By the time Lice full everywhere he go cut am.

Anyway two more wins on the bounce he will cut that Forest him dey carry about.

Lice You must be thinking he's one of your Alfas in your kewu house, Dafuq 🤨

Sorry bro. You will not have a haircut in 2026.

e sure me say that hair go touch ground

Man U fans are turning into Lions, while Arsenal fans are going bald because they win 10 games in a row

bennybuhari:
He might wait till old age

Wicked soul 😂
Haba !!
You have to pity him.

Honestly, Namibiaans are serving us Hot Hot. It's painful reading this bantering. But what will do?. It is what it is

We are waiting for them. Meanwhile. We don’t remember the last time we saw them at the champions league

FERGUSON And WEBB sins man united facing








KARMA Is real

Now his wait continues o