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Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by DaProfSeunfunmi(m): 10:03am On Mar 01
How did you come by "97%"? Hmmn...
SkyBizzy:
97% of Christians are very wicked and mean, their pastors are even worse than Satan.
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by Kalulu44: 10:03am On Mar 01
Why don't you make the place heaven and that heaven is this very very place that we are living so.
Make una forget about this una imaginary heaven and make the one we're living in now better, shikena!
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by SkyBizzy(m): 10:06am On Mar 01
DaProfSeunfunmi:
How did you come by "97%"? Hmmn...
I've had lots of bad and terrible encounters with many of them. I fear pastors more than Armed robbers . A Catholic priest snatched my friend's wife and even impregnated her.

You're in dire need and your pastor can't even assist u, a pastor in whose Church you pay your tithe.

Omorr, fear Christians abeg.
I've seen enough
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by Franking: 10:06am On Mar 01
Both of you should getat.
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by truthspeaker01: 10:16am On Mar 01
Jesus is coming soon, no man knows the hour. Let's stay ready!
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by DaProfSeunfunmi(m): 10:16am On Mar 01
Yeah Bro, I gerrit
I wouldn't want us to limit it to Christianity. It happens in other religions too. You get what I mean, right?
First, we are all humans. Humans are generally wicked.
As for me, it's me and my God and I try as much as possible to stay upright
SkyBizzy:
I've had lots of bad and terrible encounters with many of them. I fear pastors more than Armed robbers . A Catholic priest snatched my friend's wife and even impregnated her.

You're in dire need and your pastor can't even assist u, a pastor in whose Church you pay your tithe.

Omorr, fear Christians abeg.
I've seen enough
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by Kenobsky(m): 10:17am On Mar 01
May the Lord see us through this troublous time in Jesus name.
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by SkyBizzy(m): 10:18am On Mar 01
DaProfSeunfunmi:
Yeah Bro, I gerrit
I wouldn't want us to limit it to Christianity. It happens in other religions too. You get what I mean, right?
First, we are all humans. Humans are generally wicked.
As for me, it's me and my God and I try as much as possible to stay upright
God bless you.
You've spoken like an educated and Rational person.
I'm Christian by religion o, but I tell you, our people are so mean. I would prefer living among Muslims in Kano than dwelling among Christians.
One pastor disappointed me yesterday, someone I had huge respect for, but yesterday, he showed himself
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by DaProfSeunfunmi(m): 10:25am On Mar 01
Hahahaha...
I feel you my Bro
Remember, Pastor na title grin
Some no even get calling, to be candid. Anybody na Pastor, the reason Christianity is "messed up"...Sorry to say
But Bro, in our own way, let's be good and kind and at least correct some wrongs. You feel me?
SkyBizzy:
God bless you.
You've spoken like an educated and Rational person.
I'm Christian by religion o, but I tell you, our people are so mean. I would prefer living among Muslims in Kano than dwelling among Christians.
One pastor disappointed me yesterday, someone I had huge respect for, but yesterday, he showed himself
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by MissOpe(f): 10:26am On Mar 01
Plus1234:
LORD JESUS, REMEMBER ME WHEN YOU COME TO TAKE YOUR OWN.
The Lord Jesus is not on Nairaland... cheesy
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by SkyBizzy(m): 10:27am On Mar 01
DaProfSeunfunmi:
Hahahaha...
I feel you my Bro
Remember, Pastor na title grin
Some no even get calling, to be candid. Anybody na Pastor, the reason Christianity is "messed up"...Sorry to say
But Bro, in our own way, let's be good and kind and at least correct some wrongs. You feel me?
I feel ya bro.
As a Pastor, something should distinguish you from others who are not pastors or believers.
Even the Bible says, "Be not many Master(teacher). For ye shall receive the Greater Condemnation"
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by DaProfSeunfunmi(m): 10:29am On Mar 01
Yeah
May God be with us
Happy New Month to You
SkyBizzy:
I feel ya bro.
As a Pastor, something should distinguish you from others who are not pastors or believers.
Even the Bible says, "Be not many Master(teacher). For ye shall receive the Greater Condemnation"
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by SkyBizzy(m): 10:30am On Mar 01
DaProfSeunfunmi:
Yeah
May God be with us
Happy New Month to You
Amen.

Check PM
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by DaProfSeunfunmi(m): 10:33am On Mar 01
Yeah, let me check
SkyBizzy:
Amen.

Check PM
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by Faith0(f): 10:34am On Mar 01
kiss
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by Deffi(m): 10:44am On Mar 01
Kemetian:
THIS IDEA THAT SOME WHITE MAN IS GOING TO FLY DOWN FROM THE SKY AND ''SAVE US'' (FROM WHAT I DON'T KNOW), AND THAT WE OWE HIM OUR ALLEGIANCE AND WORSHIP, IS ONE OF THE MOST DAMAGING BELIEFS IN THE MODERN AFRICAN PSYCHE.

A BELIEF IMPOSED BY WHITE COLONIAL INVADERS AND PLUNDERERS.

IT NEEDS TO BE JETTISONED FOR THE COLONIAL EUROPEAN SCAM IT IS.
He will come indeed as it is written of Him, and save His own, and you will be left behind to eat your words!!

(however, there's still a chance for you, even you to join us: Believe on The Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved-Acts 16:31)
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by Deffi(m): 10:46am On Mar 01
SkyBizzy:
97% of Christians are very wicked and mean, their pastors are even worse than Satan.
Statistician, keep counting the percentage....don't repent okay!

AND NOBODY IS AS WORSE AS SATAN FYI!!!!
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by SkyBizzy(m): 10:49am On Mar 01
Deffi:
Statistician, keep counting the percentage....don't repent okay!

AND NOBODY IS AS WORSE AS SATAN FYI!!!!
In your mind, you've Repented?
A repented Christian wouldn't talk this way.
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by Deffi(m): 10:54am On Mar 01
SkyBizzy:
In your mind, you've Repented?
A repented Christian wouldn't talk this way.
Facts are what they are::: Without repentance no salvation....stop looking at others...they are doing their own thing, and ONLY God will judge them, judge us all...not you! Rather look at your life. Your position in front of God.

Fact is fact: If you see the devil, you will know that Hitler, Hannibal, Osama bn ladin, ayatollah khomeini, etc are like angels compared to him....STOP GLORIFYING THE DEVIL, HE HATES YOU TO THE CORE,,,,,IF YOU'RE HUMAN!
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by ogascomax: 10:57am On Mar 01
I am ready ooo
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by SkyBizzy(m): 10:58am On Mar 01
Deffi:
Facts are what they are::: Without repentance no salvation....stop looking at others...they are doing their own thing, and ONLY God will judge them, judge us all...not you! Rather look at your life. Your position in front of God.

Fact is fact: If you see the devil, you will know that Hitler, Hannibal, Osama bn ladin, ayatollah khomeini, etc are like angels compared to him....STOP GLORIFYING THE DEVIL, HE HATES YOU TO THE CORE,,,,,IF YOU'RE HUMAN!
So who now made you the Judge over me ?
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by killsmith(f): 10:58am On Mar 01
iramure:
I wish to posses power to ban anything religion completely in Africa.. That nonsense has totally destroyed us
Religion is padlock for the brain.
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by inyass2580(m): 10:59am On Mar 01
dungas30:
All this imaginative pictures makes me smiless..an wonder if some people's brain is still alive
Now if I talk something them go say Shekau has resurrected again
Na mumu go believe say one mumu person still dy come.. na imagination go kill sm ppl
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by ogascomax: 11:02am On Mar 01
paxonel:
So, this the kind of messages they used to tell us when we were little all to put fear,lackadaisical attitude and unproductivity into people? grin

Thank God we've grown now we are no more child and we have understood the bible perfectly that all these are man made doctrines.

Paul says when i was a child i think like a child. But now that i have grow, i throw away childish things.

If you still do not understand that your purpose is to work hard, make money and replenish this earth in happy living, then you are still a child irrespective that you are old
You quoted Paul and yet you are still that child. You think when Paul said that it was age he was talking about. You are still baby in Christ, an infant.
Didn't Paul spoke about the rapture and the resurrection of the dead. The scripture you quoted above was all about spiritual growth and maturity not your age.
To make things easy even Jesus spoke about is coming. So what are you arguing about?
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by killsmith(f): 11:02am On Mar 01
SkyBizzy:
I've had lots of bad and terrible encounters with many of them. I fear pastors more than Armed robbers . A Catholic priest snatched my friend's wife and even impregnated her.

You're in dire need and your pastor can't even assist u, a pastor in whose Church you pay your tithe.

Omorr, fear Christians abeg.
I've seen enough
Christianity makes you a good pretender. You have to drop your bad character and pretend to be a good person in the house of God.

Visit the church nearest to you and see how they all smile and pretend to be good people. grin
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by killsmith(f): 11:08am On Mar 01
All religions will come with fabricated stories about how God is this and that. But the reality will always remain in front of you. It is the same God that created the lion to eat the antelope. It is still that Same God that created the antelope to run all its life to avoid being eaten.
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by Righthussle: 11:09am On Mar 01
Ok
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by SkyBizzy(m): 11:10am On Mar 01
killsmith:
Christianity makes you a good pretender. You have to drop your bad character and pretend to be a good person in the house of God.

Visit the church nearest to you and see how they all smile and pretend to be good people. grin
God bless you my sister.
If you live close to a pastor and his family, you would understand how bad these guys are.
They are all pretenders, their wives are gossips. If you ever live close by, and you go to see them for counseling, you're finished, cos the pastor will definitely gist his wife whatever u discuss with him and the wife will start telling other people who are her gossip mates
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by algomachine:
He’s not coming. Europe that taught you has since moved on, no evidence whatsoever of Jesus and his fraudulent powers
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by killsmith(f): 11:27am On Mar 01
SkyBizzy:
God bless you my sister.
If you live close to a pastor and his family, you would understand how bad these guys are.
They are all pretenders, their wives are gossips. If you ever live close by, and you go to see them for counseling, you're finished, cos the pastor will definitely gist his wife whatever u discuss with him and the wife will start telling other people who are her gossip mates
As they fool themselves, they expect God to fool himself by forgetting all their sins and just dance to their praises.
Re: Will You Be Ready When The Lord Shall Come? by SkyBizzy(m): 11:29am On Mar 01
killsmith:
As they fool themselves, they expect God to fool himself by forgetting all their sins and just dance to their praises.
As I'm talking to you now, the pastor's wife is still gossiping with the women in her church, it's been over an hour since the church closed
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