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Antyspammbot don give Demola uppercut again It must really be fed up of all the rubbish you've been posting on this thread

Jamiuokolaa, if you have anything to say, tell Raumdeuter. He will post it here if it makes sense

For now, you are locked out

Jamiuokolaa:

Werey, dem don release you

Dem suppose ban you from here for 2 months.

pkasso:
Michael Olise is on the brink of something special this season. Imagine breaking a record set by the GOAT. How many players can say that?

Olise is on 21 Opta assists in all competitions, just 10 shy of breaking Messi's record. The slightly annoying thing is he should be on more, but for the wastefulness of Diaz (Thank God, he is now burying those chances).

His assists are almost inevitable at this point. You go into a game just waiting for that moment.

He is having a Ballon d'or-worthy season but it's going under the radar because he plays in the BuLi. His performances in the CL have been decent but I really need him to step it up in the knockout rounds. That's where the real business is. The same goes for Kane.

Olise has the superpower of being lackadaisical looking and languid style of football which makes some people not take him seriously, He wont look like he is exerting himself while doing the most damage. He needs someone highly intelligent and clinical to complement him

He has to translate this into the CL and possibly the world cup. On the French right wing, he has Dembele to contend with

raumdeuter:
Olise has the superpower of being lackadaisical looking and languid style of football which makes some people not take him seriously, He wont look like he is exerting himself while doing the most damage. He needs someone highly intelligent and clinical to complement him

He has to translate this into the CL and possibly the world cup. On the French right wing, he has Dembele to contend with

They call him Mr Nonchalant. I was watching a clip of a 3-aside in training recently and it was quite intense but you need to see how he casually destroyed Gnabry with a single touch. It was so effortless even Serge could only burst into laughter.

Another thing is how surprisingly injury-free he has been since joining Bayern. I don't remember him missing even one game due to injury. It's miraculous for someone who could barely play 30 games a season a few years ago.

pkasso:
They call him Mr Nonchalant. I was watching a clip of a 3-aside in training recently and it was quite intense but you need to see how he casually destroyed Gnabry with a single touch. It was so effortless even Serge could only burst into laughter.

Another thing is how surprisingly injury-free he has been since joining Bayern. I don't remember him missing even one game due to injury. It's miraculous for someone who could barely play 30 games a season a few years ago.

That was exceptional scouting by whoever signed him

Sometimes it frustrates me too when watching, I will be like run, hustle put body for ball, then next thing he delivers a killer pass

Not everyone can be Mr Hustle like Diaz

You know Olise also does music like rap. He is so cool I hope he stays with us for long.
https://youtube.com/shorts/0mQ8DNwiLjA?si=om3EJqQ0AjqMkcWg

Before the game vs Leipzig, Olise was doing a ball trick kick the ball high up in the air and non challantly, just kills the ball, He almost collided with Kompany while doing it. Let me find the clip.

Michael Olise almost benched himself for the rest of the season 😂🛋️

Taking out your own coach in warm-ups is a guaranteed ticket to the stands 🤣

🎥 @DFBPokal_EN pic.twitter.com/dJnob6CBZj

— 433 (@433) February 13, 2026

raumdeuter:
That was exceptional scouting by whoever signed him

Sometimes it frustrates me too when watching, I will be like run, hustle put body for ball, then next thing he delivers a killer pass

Not everyone can be Mr Hustle like Diaz

You know Olise also does music like rap. He is so cool I hope he stays with us for long.
https://youtube.com/shorts/0mQ8DNwiLjA?si=om3EJqQ0AjqMkcWg

Before the game vs Leipzig, Olise was doing a ball trick kick the ball high up in the air and non challantly, just kills the ball, He almost collided with Kompany while doing it. Let me find the clip.

Michael Olise almost benched himself for the rest of the season 😂🛋️

Taking out your own coach in warm-ups is a guaranteed ticket to the stands 🤣

🎥 @DFBPokal_EN pic.twitter.com/dJnob6CBZj

— 433 (@433) February 13, 2026

Hahaha. Olise is from the ends. E for dey follow Stormzy dem if too say football no work out. I hear he is the dressing room DJ alongside Jamal and Phonzy. He is quiet in public but they say he is extroverted behind the scenes.

Diaz is everywhere, bro. That 75m is looking like a bargain. I love the bromance in our attack. No ego, no selfishness. Just guys balling and having fun.

raumdeuter:
Olise has the superpower of being lackadaisical looking and languid style of football which makes some people not take him seriously, He wont look like he is exerting himself while doing the most damage. He needs someone highly intelligent and clinical to complement him

He has to translate this into the CL and possibly the world cup. On the French right wing, he has Dembele to contend with

You are not addressing the main point of his post

Just like Kompany came to dominate the BuLi immediately after relegating Burnley, Olise is also pulling his weight immediately after joining from lowly crystal palace.

He is so good in the BuLi that P.R.I.C.K.a.s.s.o is considering him as a Ballon d'or candidate

At this point, they should just pack it up in Germany.

I am pretty certain those yooseless clubs being dominated, don't even train professionally

What a hopeless league!

Jamiuokolaa:
You are not addressing the main point of his post

Just like Kompany came to dominate the BuLi after relegating Burnley, Olise is also pulling his weight after joining from lowly crystal palace.

He is so good in the BuLi that P.R.I.C.K.a.s.s.o is considering him as a Ballon d'or candidate

At this point, they should just pack it up in Germany.

I am pretty certain those yooseless clubs being dominated, don't even train professionally

What a hopeless league!

Son Heung Min from lowly Hamburg dominated your league for years before leaving
Vincent Kompany from lowly Hamburg dominated your league for years before leaving
Ekitike from lowly Frankfurt is bending your league over and dominating it
Szobozlai, Gravenberch Konate ar current defending champions in your league

If you had some shame you will log out

No Olise today (suspension). Kim, Goretzka and Stanisic all in the starting XI It's going to be a long afternoon. .

Apparently, Olise doesn't like being called by his Nigerian name 'Akpovie'.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_l8_cK6AMu8

Well, he is going to have to get used to it. From now, I will only refer to him as Akpovie, or Akpos for short. He can cry all he wants. Make I go him socials fess.

Our play has been sloppy for the last 4 weeks

Kim Kimmich and Urbig pay need to be locked for that 2nd Frankfurt goal

raumdeuter:
Our play has been sloppy for the last 4 weeks

Kim Kimmich and Urbig pay need to be locked for that 2nd Frankfurt goal

Kimmich has been shyte in recent weeks. His ankle is not fully healed and it's affecting his game. Kompany needs to man up and make him sit out a few games. Kim is just Kim. No surprises there. Urbig seems to make mistakes every other game but you can also say the same for Neuer this season. I think he will get better with more playing time.

I'm more worried about Davies' injury. Judging by his reaction, it doesn't look good. Neuer is already out for about a month. Laimer was not in the squad today. We are about to hit the business stretch of the season and the notorious injury bug is striking again. Omor.

pkasso:
Kimmich has been shyte in recent weeks. His ankle is not fully healed and it's affecting his game. Kompany needs to man up and make him sit out a few games. Kim is just Kim. No surprises there. Urbig seems to make mistakes every other game but you can also say the same for Neuer this season. I think he will get better with more playing time.

I'm more worried about Davies' injury. Judging by his reaction, it doesn't look good. Neuer is already out for about a month. Laimer was not in the squad today. We are about to hit the business stretch of the season and the notorious injury bug is striking again. Omor.

This is the business end of the season and our play has declined

raumdeuter:
This is the business end of the season and our play has declined

This is one of my biggest fears. We are always peaking early. August to December, we are on fire. Then the form dips a little after the winter break and finally, an injury crisis finishes the job. Every season.

The boys started well today but they took their foot off the gas in the second half. We need to do better next week cos that Klassiker go hot.

Harry Kane scored his 50th goal from outside the box yesterday. That's about 10% of his career goals which is impressive for a number 9.

That laser-guided bottom corner shot is fast becoming his signature goal. Like Robben's R2 shot or Messi's chip. I can't count how many times I have seen that goal this season. The crazy thing is the shot always seem close to the goalkeeper, yet they never get a hand to it. Mad precision.

Season starts by March for me. Everything is for nought if we don't go on a deep CL run

Quite impressive and nuanced speech from Kompany on the Vinicius debacle. Very intelligent guy.

Racism is not something I think will ever die though so all these speeches while thoughtful are ultimately futile. If I jam an Argentinean I'm half expecting the racism.Na part of their culture for there.

This draw. Ol boy. Them land us for the tougher side of the draw.

I think that's good. Every year we've won we've had to face the strongest teams and played our best football. Last year we thought we had an easy run and look what happened, so it's time to show and prove

We beat Atalanta next is Madrid or City

Kane is on the bench today

Michael Olise son of thunder

0-2

Olise to Gnabry

0-3

Bayern are through...

What a half. Unarguably our best this season. That weekend rest did the boys a whole lot of good. Our play has been sharp and incisive.

I don't want to see Kane anywhere near that pitch. Whatever it was that didn't allow him start, it's not worth risking it. Jackson can continue fooling, today na im day.

raumdeuter:
Michael Olise son of thunder

0-2

Wetin be this, boss? Akpovie really mean business tonight.

pkasso:
Wetin be this, boss? Akpovie really mean business tonight.

He dey enter dem forcefully like thunder

raumdeuter:
He dey enter dem forcefully like thunder

Which of our boys are on the suspension tightrope again? This is the perfect time to wipe the slate clean for the rest of the knockouts.

Kompany should do a Mourinho.

Davies don injure again

What a shitt season for him

raumdeuter:
Davies don injure again

What a shitt season for him

Sad note on what has been a fantastic evening. Gutted for the kid. Is this a case of rushing him back too quick? He was injured not too long ago.

pkasso:
Which of our boys are on the suspension tightrope again? This is the perfect time to wipe the slate clean for the rest of the knockouts.

Kompany should do a Mourinho.

Olise and Kimmich got themselves booked and will miss the second leg. E remain Upamecano

pkasso:
Olise and Kimmich got themselves booked and will miss the second leg. E remain Upamecano

Upamecano too dull to understand

Will they have to spell out everything for him