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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Shegzdave: 11:30pm On Mar 16
Sportsweb:
Fans tribe guys dey try especially Henry
Most of Nigeria sports creators mix it with comedy. They do it as cruise and comedy. It's more about trolling than analyzing. That's why I said Swiz should start his own and bring something new..
Yeah, that Henry dude is trying but there some that shouldn't be taken serious especially that Pooja 😂
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 1:16am On Mar 17
popizaino:
I like the angle you are coming from and not those that are hurling insults here and there.

There's no logic other than coach's instructions.

Look Palmer I want you at the base of the midfield.

You have to be less erratic with the ball. Receive the ball and send it forward.

Do not leave the opposition striker behind you.

Do not attempt to beat a two man press instead pass to the safest options

You can create from the base,you do not necessarily have to be in the third half of your opposition box.

There would be videos illustrating these movements and moments. Give him Xhaka's videos to watch


Give him Caicedo to mark for him and let him distribute the passes with more precision and we are good to go.
What is Palmers strongest attribute as a footballer?

How are you using his best attribute in this proposed formation
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc(m): 3:41am On Mar 17
Receive, give, take, open, receive, give, take. open.

Allahu Akbar.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 4:03am On Mar 17
Sportsweb:
Airmark Fofana

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV5OgpVDfvb/?igsh=bjVsb216OGdpMnQx
Have mercy on my Muslim brother. Ramadan Kareem.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by rooftops: 4:30am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
I think what he meant is deep lying playmaker, not DM

Pirlo was a playmaker orchestrating from deep, flanked by hard-working Gattuso/ Vidal/Marchiso
Then this is understandable
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Leyqute(m): 5:58am On Mar 17
popizaino:
I would have asked you to tell me what you see in Palmer that makes you feel asking him to play as a sitting DM is a joke but i don't normally demand questions for questions.so let me be kind enough to answer straightforward.

Secondly, whether you agree you know ball or not does not change the fact that you don't know ball. grin

Now back to your question. DM position to me is the easiest and safest position to play on the field because there's usually enough space afforded to you to think and decide. That luxury isn't affordable elsewhere on the pitch.

Receive,give,take,open,receive,give,take,open. To play DM no be rocket science once you have your good first touch and more adventurous with your passes.

Now what makes a good DM? A simple good first touch and a working brain.

Palmer has a good first touch and can be coached on what to do when you have the ball.

He can easily beat the first press which is another advantage.
Receive give take. You be thief?

DM is not about controlling the tempo of a game alone. Your “analysis” is based solely on when your team is in possession. And even at that, it’s still wrong.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 8:03am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
One of the reasons why many peeps are against Arsenal winning the league cheesy

Most of their fans nor dey sabi rate their players appropriately

If they had compared their man with the likes of Ross Barkley, Ndombele, Jonjo Shelvey, Djemba Djemba etc, it would have been better.

Imagine putting ODEguard in the same sentence with a ninja on the verge of breaking an all time PL record.

As pundits, we need to be able to rate commensurately.

Its just like how Raumdeuter has always been trying to rate BoatHAND even when that one is obviously closer to the likes of Djourou, Distin, Ryan Shawcross etc.

Nawa
This one nor follow. Odegaard is light years ahead of Fraudnandes. One is about to be a league winner and has actually carried his team to fight for the league on numerous occasions while the other is using set pieces to fraud his way to assist record. 9 of those 16 assists are from set pieces. Mid footballer.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 8:06am On Mar 17
What was Henry actually on in 2002/2003? 20 freaking assists all from open play. Not like our brother Fraudnandes using corners to deceive people grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jamiuokolaa:
Trevor012:
This one nor follow. Odegaard is light years ahead of Fraudnandes. One is about to be a league winner and has actually carried his team to fight for the league on numerous occasions while the other is using set pieces to fraud his way to assist record. 9 of those 16 assists are from set pieces. Mid footballer.
I was waiting for this...

Since setpiece is now an issue, remove all Arsenal's setpiece goals and it would further confirm the initial analysis of ODEguard.

It also means that Arsenal have no business winning the EPL - they are frauding their way to the title

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 8:16am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
I was waiting for this...

Since setpiece is now an issue, remove all Arsenal's setpiece goals and it would further confirm the initial analysis of ODEguard.

It also means that Arsenal have no business winning the EPL - they are frauding their way to the title
35% Is good enough. Fraudnandes is at 56%(9 of 16 assists). Bro is scamming his way to an assist record. Mid footballer.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jamiuokolaa: 8:18am On Mar 17
Trevor012:
35% Is good enough. Fraudnandes is at 56%(9 of 16 assists). Bro is scamming his way to an assist record. Mid footballer.
It is not good enough

We are removing all Setpieces and own goals

It means Arsenal have no business being champions.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 8:20am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
It is not good enough

We are removing all Setpieces and own goals

It means Arsenal have no business being champions.
If 35% is not good enough then you are even confirming Fraudnandes being a bigger fraud. 9 of 16 assists from set pieces. Fraud of a footballer. Hopefully we get rid next season.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jamiuokolaa: 8:27am On Mar 17
Trevor012:
If 35% is not good enough then you are even confirming Fraudnandes being a bigger fraud. 9 of 16 assists from set pieces. Fraud of a footballer. Hopefully we get rid next season.
The bigger fraud is ODEguard having no business being in a PL title convo. As you have seen, he ain't leading no club to anything without Setpieces so he is completely out of the equation.

This season wasnt a fluke for Bruno - he is one of the most consistent PL players in the last 5 years.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueRayDick:
popizaino:
Bruno is a king

Now where's the Odegaard they once compared to him?
Lmao. grin

Na this season wey Odegaard hardly play due to injury you decide to compare him with Bruno ? Do you even watch EPL games at all or you just go to sites to pick stats , watch replays , read complete sports and then come online to start making absurd submissions on players you didn't watch play ?

Odegaard hardly played this season due to injuries. He has missed a total of 20 matches and counting due to Shoulder injury, knee injury, muscle injury and knock issues this season. If you follow the EPL and other competitions featuring Arsenal you would've known this.

Na wa for you o Popi.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 8:30am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
The bigger fraud is ODEguard having no business being in a PL title convo. As you have seen, he ain't leading no club to anything without Setpieces so he is completely out of the equation.

This season wasnt a fluke for Bruno - he is one of the most consistent PL players in the last 5 years.
Leave story. Imagine comparing Odegaard that has carried his team to numerous title challenges with Fraudnandes that is spamming assists with set pieces. Bruno is a mid player and until we get rid we aren't going to be challenging for major titles grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jamiuokolaa: 8:34am On Mar 17
Trevor012:
Leave story. Imagine comparing Odegaard that has carried his team to numerous title challenges with Fraudnandes that is spamming assists with set pieces. Bruno is a mid player grin grin
"Nearly" doesnt cut it. If e didnt dey, e didnt dey!

Bruno and ODEguard have the same number of PL titles!

On an individual level, Bruno shííts on ODEguard hands down!!

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 8:46am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
"Nearly" doesnt cut it. If e didnt dey, e didnt dey!

Bruno and ODEguard have the same number of PL titles!

On an individual level, Bruno shííts on ODEguard hands down!!
Story for the gods.

Who has carried his team to mount title challenges: Odegaard

Who has carried his team to 16th: Fraudnandes grin

Who has the most PFA team of the season appearances: Odegaard.

Most player for the season nominations: Odegaard

More talented: Odegaard

Most goals and assists from open play per minutes: Odegaard.


It's not even a contest.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jamiuokolaa: 9:01am On Mar 17
Trevor012:
Story for the gods.

Who has carried his team to mount title challenges: Odegaard

Who has carried his team to 16th: Fraudnandes grin

Who has the most PFA team of the season appearances: Odegaard.

Most player for the season nominations: Odegaard

More talented: Odegaard

Most goals and assists from open play per minutes: Odegaard.


It's not even a contest.
Godforbid that it is a contest

At every point in time, Bruno has always been head and shoulders over and above Scandinavian James Obiorah

No reason for comparison

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 9:08am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
Godforbid that it is a contest

At every point in time, Bruno has always been head and shoulders over and above Scandinavian James Obiorah

No reason for comparison
Yet

Most pfa team of the year.... Odegaard

Most player of the season nominations..... Odegaard.

Most title challenges: Odegaard.

It's not by statpadding with penalties and setpeices while leading your team to 16th position. Fernandez is a fraud grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jamiuokolaa: 9:17am On Mar 17
Trevor012:
Yet

Most pfa team of the year.... Odegaard

Most player of the season nominations..... Odegaard.

Most title challenges: Odegaard.

It's not by statpadding with penalties and setpeices while leading your team to 16th position. Fernandez is a fraud grin
Ninja hasnt even been local

They shall continue to kisseth thy ring till the end of time.

ODEguard's level is with them Cleverly, Benayoun etc

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 9:29am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
Ninja hasnt even been local

They shall continue to kisseth thy ring till the end of time.

ODEguard's level is with them Cleverly, Benayoun etc
Odegaard level: Carried his team to mount title challenges, two time PFA team of the year, two time player of the season nominations, two time Balon dor nominations, about to be a league winner.

Fraudnandes: Carried his team to 16th, One time PFA team of the Year, one time player of the season nomination, 1 time Balon dor nominations.

Despite all his statpadding with setpeices and penalties the entire world knows he's a fraud. Hopefully we get rid after this seasongrin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by popizaino(m): 9:32am On Mar 17
raumdeuter:
What is Palmers strongest attribute as a footballer?

How are you using his best attribute in this proposed formation
Creativity and he can do that from the base of the midfield.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jamiuokolaa: 9:32am On Mar 17
Trevor012:
Odegaard level: Carried his team to mount title challenges, two time PFA team of the year, two time player of the season nominations, two time Balon dor nominations, about to be a league winner.

Fraudnandes: Carried his team to 16th, One time PFA team of the Year, one time player of the season nomination, 1 time Balon dor nominations.

Despite all his statpadding with setpeices and penalties the entire world knows he's a fraud grin
Bruno Fernandes - Global sensation

Scandinavian Christian Obodo wannabe - struggling local champion.

They would continue to kiss the ring as depicted in the pic.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Trevor012(m): 9:40am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
Bruno Fernandes - Global sensation

Scandinavian Christian Obodo wannabe - struggling local champion.

They would continue to kiss the ring as depicted in the pic.
Struggling local championsl has more PFA team of the year, player of the season, and Balon dor nominations plus a potential league title than the so called global sensation that carried his team to 16th position grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by popizaino(m): 9:45am On Mar 17
Leyqute:
Receive give take. You be thief?

DM is not about controlling the tempo of a game alone. Your “analysis” is based solely on when your team is in possession. And even at that, it’s still wrong.
You are 💯 right on the emboldened.

Exactly the observation i expected them to point out but no one did.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by swiz123(m): 9:49am On Mar 17
afrodoc:
Receive, give, take, open, receive, give, take. open.

Allahu Akbar.
You go think say na naija relationship and opueh him dey describe.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jamiuokolaa: 9:51am On Mar 17
Trevor012:
Struggling local championsl has more PFA team of the year, player of the season, and Balon dor nominations plus a potential league title than the so called global sensation that carried his team to 16th position grin grin
Bruno Fernandes - Top assister in Europe and locally. Consistent, top performer

Scandinavian Christian Obodo - tag along and useless.

Thy shall continue to kiss the ring

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Kimbeast: 9:52am On Mar 17
I have a sneaky feeling one team is going to mount an exceptional comeback and Newcastle to cause an upset. I can see us scoring thrice against PSG but no way we don't concede at least twice.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by popizaino(m): 9:53am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
I was waiting for this...

Since setpiece is now an issue, remove all Arsenal's setpiece goals and it would further confirm the initial analysis of ODEguard.

It also means that Arsenal have no business winning the EPL - they are frauding their way to the title
💯
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by popizaino(m): 9:58am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
Ninja hasnt even been local

They shall continue to kisseth thy ring till the end of time.

ODEguard's level is with them Cleverly, Benayoun etc
So Bruno Fernandez even does it on continental levels? grin

I don't stand a mediocre.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by swiz123(m): 9:59am On Mar 17
Jamiuokolaa:
The bigger fraud is ODEguard having no business being in a PL title convo. As you have seen, he ain't leading no club to anything without Setpieces so he is completely out of the equation.

This season wasnt a fluke for Bruno - he is one of the most consistent PL players in the last 5 years.
Yes, consistent in launching grenades and making Man U defend countless transitions. No wonder Man U can’t compete for anything reasonable since he joined.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by swiz123(m): 10:02am On Mar 17
BlueRayDick:
Lmao. grin

Na this season wey Odegaard hardly play due to injury you decide to compare him with Bruno ? Do you even watch EPL games at all or you just go to sites to pick stats , watch replays , read complete sports and then come online to start making absurd submissions on players you didn't watch play ?

Odegaard hardly played this season due to injuries. He has missed a total of 20 matches and counting due to Shoulder injury, knee injury, muscle injury and knock issues this season. If you follow the EPL and other competitions featuring Arsenal you would've known this.

Na wa for you o Popi.
Good but I hope you have now learnt a thing or two from what I schooled you on about Saka some time ago.

It shouldn’t shock you that the season Arsenal is looking almost certain of crossing the finish line is same season fans around the world is realizing Saka is a fraud.

My insight on player’s ability never fails me.
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