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swiz123:
You go think say na naija relationship and opueh him dey describe.

swiz123:
Yes, consistent in launching grenades and making Man U defend countless transitions. No wonder Man U can’t compete for anything reasonable since he joined.

UTD is Bruno's limiting factor - ninja has literally sacrificed ambition/glory by staying and trying to stabilise the club.

If Cole palmer or any of your bums was good enough to lace his shoes, y'all wouldnt be struggling currently.

Kiss the fvckin ring!

afrodoc:
Receive, give, take, open, receive, give, take. open.

Allahu Akbar.

E shock you too?

swiz123:
Good but I hope you have now learnt a thing or two from what I schooled you on about Saka some time ago.

It shouldn’t shock you that the season Arsenal is looking almost certain of crossing the finish line is same season fans around the world is realizing Saka is a fraud.

My insight on player’s ability never fails me.

Saka is having a stinker this season and there's no sugar coating it.

Whatever you think you school me about Saka's ability as a player over the years, it doesn't change the fact that Saka is a very good player who has the numbers to show for it. At the age of 24 he has had a good showing in the Euros and World cup for a team like England where starting shirt is very competitive.....He has enjoyed good seasons in the EPL for a number of years now.

So if you are here to say Saka is a mid-player, that is your opinion and you are entitled to it. I won't even try to convince you otherwise becaus it is of no use.

Jamiuokolaa:
UTD is Bruno's limiting factor - ninja has literally sacrificed glory by staying and trying to stabilise the club.

If Cole palmer or any of your bums was good enough to lace his shoes, y'all wouldnt be struggling currently

God forbid that type of abomination nears my club as a player. I can see you are the type to be so easily deceived.

You should be smart enough to know that a player who loses possession 20 to 30 times on an average per game just to come up with such meager open play assist is a cancer to his team.

For example, you guys won Crystal Palace and he had an assist from a corner but quickly forgot that he lost the ball that Newcastle won the game from a week before. He spammed losts of lucky balls vs 10 men and they finally capitalized on one.

He didn’t just lose the ball however, he also failed to get to the ball before Osula because he is a snail and a weak player.

I see you don’t know where your problem is coming from.

Jamiuokolaa:
Bruno Fernandes - Top assister in Europe and locally. Consistent, top performer

Scandinavian Christian Obodo - tag along and useless.

Thy shall continue to kiss the ring

The same Fernandes that carried us to 16th or another one

Amethyst101:
Palmer of all people should play as a sitting DM. I know nothing about football, so Brother please educate me, mo n gbo o 😂

FBS was right about that Beer Parlour Analysts in that Starboy league...na that category majority of us gather dey anyways
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂
Baba. You dey find some people wahala oo


Meanwhile Starboy update is up.

@iamoyindamola still running the show.

Over to you all - our esteemed pundits 😁

popizaino:
You are 💯 right on the emboldened.

Exactly the observation i expected them to point out but no one did.

I get your point.

But the area where the Palmer DM argument falls flat is when you’re out of possession. He’s going to be a terrible passenger and will cause a huge hole in midfield , even if he is surrounded by Kante and Makelele.

Like Dayo said, his talents at DM is a waste. He’s better up the pitch.

swiz123:
God forbid that type of abomination nears my club as a player. I can see you are the type to be so easily deceived.

You should be smart enough to know that a player who loses possession 20 to 30 times on an average per game just to come up with such meager open play assist is a cancer to his team.

For example, you guys won Crystal Palace and he had an assist from a corner but quickly forgot that he lost the ball that Newcastle won the game from a week before. He spammed losts of lucky balls vs 10 men and they finally capitalized on one.

He didn’t just lose the ball however, he also failed to get to the ball before Osula because he is a snail and a weak player.

I see you don’t know where your problem is coming from.

Story story storyyyyyy.

I repeat - if any of y'all bums was good enough to carry his shin pads after training, y'all wouldnt be struggling currently.

Thy shall continue to kiss the ring till blisters form on thy lips

Trevor012:
The same Fernandes that carried us to 16th or another one

This same one

swiz123:
Yes, consistent in launching grenades and making Man U defend countless transitions. No wonder Man U can’t compete for anything reasonable since he joined.

Check the date. Fraudnandes is a master spammer. That's the only thing he's good at. Very one dimensional and mid player.

Trevor012:
Fraudnandes is one of the reasons you keep getting dominated away from home and can't keep possession when pressed. He is brainless and useless. Technical ability Zero, Speed zero, Dribbling ability zero, close control zero. Apart from spamming balls into space for Rashford to run into and moaning like a deranged animal he offers nothing .

MorataFC:
While many were shouting ghost worker, you kept backing Enzo from day one. Now he’s replying the critics the best way possible with goals and assists.
As people say, stats don't lie, numbers don't lie, and you can’t argue with the stats,even if he has weakness, the numbers have always been there to back him, people can only be pointing at his supposed weaknesses, while coach will be pointing to numbers of goals and assits, and no coach will discard a player with numbers like that.
From ‘ghost worker’ to box crasher.
Respect for standing by him.
Truly truly, "We are watching".🤣

Though, I still expect more from him.

Lol.

Well, that's the thing - Every single player gast to step up and not just about the numbers - it's equally important to play with heart and grit for the club - unfortunately with the kind owners running the club, some just no send. Collect alawi dey go your house. Shikena.

adisaaowala:
This same one

The same one that carried us to 16th and finished last in our champions league group. What a player

Trevor012:
The same one that carried us to 16th and finished last in our champions league group. What a player

What a player!!

Trevor012:
Check the date. Fraudnandes is a master spammer. That's the only thing he's good at. Very one dimensional and mid player.

That is because many fans are not keen observers. When they concede a goal, they look for the closest person to blame.

They fail to realize that a sloth has lost the ball high up the pitch and also failed to keep up with runners who are aiming to take maximum advantage of the ball he had lost.

I remember when you guys complained about facing too many shots and blamed the coach for it. They even said De Gea lost confidence because of it. Meanwhile, the culprit sits pretty hiding under his goals and assists that largely comes from set pieces.

adisaaowala:
What a player!!

I can see he has delivered so many league titles for us not taking United to 16th

Trevor012:
I can see he has delivered so many league titles for us not taking United to 16th

Top top player

swiz123:
That is because many fans are not keen observers. When they concede a goal, they look for the closest person to blame.

They fail to realize that a sloth has lost the ball high up the pitch and also failed to keep up with runners who are aiming to take maximum advantage of the ball he had lost.

I remember when you guys complained about facing too many shots and blamed the coach for it. They even said De Gea lost confidence because of it. Meanwhile, the culprit sits pretty hiding under his goals and assists that largely comes from set pieces.

I have been preaching about the uselessness of Fernandes and how he unbalances our midfield since 2022.

Almost 3 pages on Bruno vs Odeg - Had to Skip that real fast.

What’s the lineup for today, the first few mins matters? Don’t wanna see Santos or Lavia in middle we need bombard em

Moses Enzo

Neto Palmer Garnacho

JP

Leyqute:
E shock you too?

E just remain for the guy to add, “Fire, enter”.

Let’s even assume that somehow Palmer can do a job at CDM (which he can’t), if you play him there you simultaneously weaken both your defence and attack with one single move

afrodoc:
Receive, give, take, open, receive, give, take. open.

Allahu Akbar.

Popi just dey fall my hand, he dey have some wonderful contributions , but this one no be am.

afrodoc:
E just remain for the guy to add, “Fire, enter”.

Let’s even assume that somehow Palmer can do a job at CDM (which he can’t), if you play him there you simultaneously weaken both your defence and attack with one single move

Funniest thing is he actually wants us to convince on what is wrong with his suggestion 😂😂😂

swiz123:
That is because many fans are not keen observers. When they concede a goal, they look for the closest person to blame.

They fail to realize that a sloth has lost the ball high up the pitch and also failed to keep up with runners who are aiming to take maximum advantage of the ball he had lost.

I remember when you guys complained about facing too many shots and blamed the coach for it. They even said De Gea lost confidence because of it. Meanwhile, the culprit sits pretty hiding under his goals and assists that largely comes from set pieces.

This is the reason I think Barca should sacrifice Dejong for a DM he's good but he's costing the team
As a Barca fan once you tell another they'll say it's a lie

BlueRayDick:
Funniest thing is he actually wants us to convince on what is wrong with his suggestion 😂😂😂

Nobody needs to convince anybody. He is entitled to his wrong opinion. It is a live and let live world. No gagging.

Kimbeast:
I have a sneaky feeling one team is going to mount an exceptional comeback and Newcastle to cause an upset. I can see us scoring thrice against PSG but no way we don't concede at least twice.

What?

MorataFC:
Popi just dey fall my hand, he dey have some wonderful contributions , but this one no be am.

Take a second look at it and you will realise i am making sense.

Most of the greatest deep player makers we rate once started off as an attacking midfielders,wingers or even defenders. It took a coach with deep understanding of game to take that action.

No be somebody convert Bastian Schweinteger from a winger to a central midfielder and sometimes double up as CDM?

Give Van Gaal this clue and he will do it and you all will be in your element thinking it was all natural for him to be a defensive midfielder.

Cole Palmer is becoming sluggish and keeping him at the top of midfield might be counterproductive for us as he would lose a lot of possession and cause of turnovers and the wing were he is suppose to hide is already for Estevao.

popizaino:
Take a second look at it and you will realise i am making sense.

Most of the greatest deep player makers we rate once started off as an attacking midfielders wingers or even defenders. It took a coach with deep understanding of game to take that action.

No be somebody convert Bastian Schweinteger from a winger to a central midfielder and sometimes double up as CDM?

Give Van Gaal this clue and he will do it and you all will be in your element thinking it was all natural for him to be a defensive midfielder.

Cole Palmer is becoming sluggish and keeping him at the top of midfield might be counterproductive for us as he would lose a lot of possession and cause of turnovers and the wing were he is suppose to hide is already for Estevao.

While i wouldnt dabble into the palmer argument, you are actually right @ bolded.

Scholes also started further up the pitch

swiz123:
That is because many fans are not keen observers. When they concede a goal, they look for the closest person to blame.

They fail to realize that a sloth has lost the ball high up the pitch and also failed to keep up with runners who are aiming to take maximum advantage of the ball he had lost.

I remember when you guys complained about facing too many shots and blamed the coach for it. They even said De Gea lost confidence because of it. Meanwhile, the culprit sits pretty hiding under his goals and assists that largely comes from set pieces.

Oshe Mr knee observer.

And you couldn't observe that the reason why man disunited even score is Bruno Fernandez? Mr. all seeing eyes.

He is been the very best between his team's weak defense and the average attack.

Isn't this what we were lacking during Thomas Tuchel's time here when Thiago Silva turned Pseudo provider instead of an actual midfielder?

Some of you think football is just theory and not practical that's why you are always bent on fine details of the game that really doesn't matter on the grand scheme of things. Nairaland Liam Rosenior. Always about talking and writing ✍️

How many midfielders have been asked to do his work and fall short every time?

There's always these lingering issues about what you pointed out and everytime others are given the stage,to come and do better, they always fall short.


Woe betide them they listen to fake analyst like you and Trebor and leave him out of the team and let see what we become of man disunited?

popizaino:
Oshe Mr knee observer.

And you couldn't observe that the reason why man disunited even score is Bruno Fernandez Mr. all seeing eyes.

He is been the very best between his team's weak defense and the average attack.

Isn't this what we were lacking during Thomas Tuchel's time here when Thiago Silva turned Pseudo provider instead of an actual midfielder?

Some of you think football is just theory and not practical that's why you are always bent on fine details of the game that really doesn't matter on the grand scheme of things. Nairaland Liam Rosenior. Always about talking and writing ✍️

How many midfielders have been asked to do his work and fall short every time?

There's always these lingering issues about what you pointed out and everytime others are given the stage,to come and do better, they always fall short.


Woe betide them they listen to fake analyst like you and Trebor and leave him out of the team and let see what we become of man disunited?

Man utd have scored 54 PL goals so far this season

Out of those 54 goals, Bruno has assisted 16 and scored 7.

He is directly involved in approximately 42% of UTD's goals this campaign but somehow he is the one limiting the team.

De Gea's poor form is now being blamed on Bruno's goals and assists

The same De gea that became synonymous with high profile, much publicised errors / inconsistent form that eventually led to his exit.

I am sure Bruno's goals and assists was also the reason behind Onana's poor form

Some jokes write themselves

Trevor012:
This one nor follow. Odegaard is light years ahead of Fraudnandes. One is about to be a league winner and has actually carried his team to fight for the league on numerous occasions while the other is using set pieces to fraud his way to assist record. 9 of those 16 assists are from set pieces. Mid footballer.

wetin Fernandez do you na

🚩 Games taken to reach 100 goals and 100 assists for their clubs:

🇵🇹 1. B. Fernades (Man Utd) → 318
🇦🇷 2. Lionel Messi (Barcelona) → 319
🇵🇹 C. Ronaldo (Real Madrid) → 325