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Saleslourd:
Am not stopping anytime soon



Them go feal it

I go run them....

Imagine the hell they made me go through

I went in fear, came out dark

Nothing do you bro.
But there's one thing you haven't mentioned.
When did all these happened.
I mean what year, oh I just rmbr you mentioned Bobrisky, that means it must be 2yrs ago. Ride on bro

Saleslourd:
This is my other thread I pray it's not muted like the other one.

Welcome

Ehen! I would have said. That one anytime I want to comment they'll say I am not permitted to. Thanks for making another one.
Cus I have been thinking, this one you have been mentioning me and you're not seeing my comments. You may stop mentioning me and thereby I won't follow the story again

QuinQ:
But it is usually people already wealthy outside - like drug kingpins. If u go in poor you may become a local champion in jail, but never really rich

Haaaaaa


People go into Prison poor no property at all.

They make so much as to begin and complete different house projects

Note complete without stress.

Do you know how much comes into that facility daily both physical and wired ?🤔

Lol

Example

Aside from the Ones you can think of like drugs selling and co

Do you know that online boy's are very much active and are even recruiting lol

While inside you can send boys to people outside cause arm to you persecutor
connection da forget all based on mindset =what you attracte 🤔

So many opportunities both legal and illegal

Don't forget most name with doings have been there. 😉

Saleslourd:
Haaaaaa


People go into Prison poor no property at all.

They make so much as to begin and complete different house projects

Note complete without stress.

Do you know how much comes into that facility daily both physical and wired ?🤔

Lol

Example

Aside from the Ones you can think of like drugs selling and co

Do you know that online boy's are very much active and are even recruiting lol

While inside you can send boys to people outside cause arm to you persecutor
connection da forget all based on mindset =what you attracte 🤔

So many opportunities both legal and illegal

Don't forget most name with doings have been there. 😉

I get you. Many criminal geniuses that constantly think outside the box are in prison - people who can make things happen

Kalulu44:
How come you guys can make comments on his post and I can't even though he always mentioned my moniker

I see you've commented on his post. Nice 👍

QuinQ:
I get you. Many criminal geniuses that constantly think outside the box are in prison - people who can make things happen

Very funny not just criminal genius

you know those people willing to take risky deald to get to the top.
businessman\women entrepreneurs.

most times not not all deals go well some crazy client can take you to that place you didn't mean to be bad, things just turn out the way it is.

they are not necessarily criminal it was just a deal gone bad.
they made the wrong kind of client those type without patient but with connections and I willing to deal the hell out of you just to flex power.

Omo that doesn't mine they will stop instead they get in become more connected and come out more crazy 😜

As bad as it is some will tell you God used it to bless 5hen lol 😂

Crazy some will even say brake this wall we won't run we follow the process till end aje 😅💯

thrillionaire:
I see you've commented on his post. Nice 👍

Bro the love is massive please we are not stopping here

I really appreciate the support and love ❣️

As long you guys keep fueling this current omo I will take this to a level una self go shock.

At the end

A better welfare of lesser inmate I fight for

They deserve better treatment them no kill person na nigeria happen to them so please let's do this

I've written to some media House for support

Still willing to do more

Meanwhile I'm working on next chapter

We move 💯🌡️👥

Saleslourd:
Bro the love is massive please we are not stopping here

I really appreciate the support and love ❣️

As long you guys keep fueling this current omo I will take this to a level una self go shock.

At the end

A better welfare of lesser inmate I fight for

They deserve better treatment them no kill person na nigeria happen to them so please let's do this

I've written to some media House for support

Still willing to do more

Meanwhile I'm working on next chapter

We move 💯🌡️👥

This has woken my consciousness to the prison ministry. I'll sure keep this in mind to help in my own way.

QuinQQ:
Oh, ok. I now know "oso yia" means hustler in Igbo
Mynd44, OAM4J, nlfpmod frontpage things.

How long ago this happened?

Do you mean "Oso Ahia"

Salako01:
Do you mean "Oso Ahia"

Yes

Kalulu44:
Nothing do you bro.
But there's one thing you haven't mentioned.
When did all these happened.
I mean what year, oh I just rmbr you mentioned Bobrisky, that means it must be 2yrs ago. Ride on bro

Exactly 2 years ago

My next drop I think should be super helpful

"The available opportunities and how to access them"

I'm been working on this days now I no like rush

Should be dropping anytime soon

Imagine entering Prison as a secondary school drop out

Then you come out as 0level holder also forther your education inside that place lol

That's crazy but very much a possibility


This and more in my next drop ....✍️💯🤔

You spent 20daysYou are lucky,try and do THANKS GIVEN to your creator.... A lot of inmate there,spent years for this similar case of yours,you claim you know nothing about...Court free you cos you have no, COMPLAINANT with WITNESS.. That's why the magistrate discharge you and acquitted..The first day you went to court you have a very close adjournment date..You don't hear stupid excuse from the warder telling you there's no fuel to transport you to court..Or court it's not opening...If all this SHOKO excuse come out ,Omo you miss you adjournment date and stay in prison more than month or beyond.. Your mum prayer really works while you were there..CONGRATE KID..One day for prison be like 1months.. Sorry Gee..

Good evening Nairaland family. I’m Saleslourd some of you know me from my threads, but today I’m telling EVERYTHING. From before it all happened to how I got here. No lies, no exaggeration just my life exactly as it went down.

Before Yaba, before the trouble I was already hustling. I’d help people find winter wears at the markets and get commission from the shops. It was a new market back then, not many people knew about it, so I was the go to guy for anyone looking to buy. I also ran errands, carried loads you name it, I did it. We called ourselves ‘Osa Yia’ Igbo for hustlers, from what I know.

Then my world changed. My dad passed, and my mom was diagnosed with diabetes foot ulcer her left foot was decaying, she couldn’t walk anymore. It all fell on me. I was 19, naive, but I’d do ANYTHING to make money and take care of her. Nothing devilish just work hard.

One day, a man I knew a regular who always paid me the best called me over. I just got this shop he said. I don’t like the roll gate, want to change it. Help me carry this old one away I’ll follow you I said yes he’d never let me down before.

The gate was heavy iron real work to carry. I was sweating, focused on not dropping it, when someone tapped me from behind. I turned, annoyed and the next thing I heard was ‘YOU’RE TAKING THIS WHERE?!’ I spun around to point at the man who hired me but he was GONE. Vanished into thin air.

I tried to explain
A man paid me to carry this, he wanted to change his gate!
But they wouldn’t listen. Immediately they claim doors had been missing from the complex for weeks, and I was the one stealing them. Then the beating started. People I’d had misunderstandings with, guys who wanted to hire me but I said no because of how they acted they all joined in, chanting ‘THIEF!’ They dragged me around the market, everyone taking turns to hit me. By the end, my face was so swollen I looked like a Chinese man couldn’t see straight, could barely talk.

They took me to ‘Iya oja" at her trust shop. She looked at me like I was the worst criminal alive and said I should be taken to Area C police station. She even followed us and paid the police to make sure ‘justice was done’ said I was ‘against the government’. There was no escape. Nobody would help me.

After 3 days in the station, I was charged to court. I was shaking so bad when they called my name. I’d never been in a courtroom before. The prosecutor and police officer called me a ‘long-time criminal’, said I’d been stealing gates for months. The judge asked me what I had to say – I had no lawyer, my mom couldn’t make it, so I defended myself. Told them everything exactly how it happened and pleaded NOT GUILTY.

The case was adjourned, and I was sent to Ikoyi Prison with no bail option. I spent 20 days there.[/quote]

As you dey mention Egusi,some may think that it's the Egusi dey usually eat at home..As u take mention terrified for beans likewise everything is terrified also...Beans,just like 5 full spoonfull with much water irritating..The Egusi u talked about is ISHAPA made with soya beans..No oill or salt,in every shit they called FOOD.. Evening Garri sef you chop ham,na sand you go chop..What a terrible place to go to just for a day..I can never pray for my enemies to experience such situation...It's only churches that some inmates reply on..If not for the church kindness people go dey die everyday..Since you have no visit or contact to send you 1k to guild...Nobody fit show you love,cry your own cry,for country no vex,where ant dey rule elephant...

Nigeria prison it's not meant for only criminal... Innocent plenty pass Criminal...

Kaborvibez:
As you dey mention Egusi,some may think that it's the Egusi dey usually eat at home..As u take mention terrified for beans likewise everything is terrified also...Beans,just like 5 full spoonfull with much water irritating..The Egusi u talked about is ISHAPA made with soya beans..No oill or salt,in every shit they called FOOD.. Evening Garri sef you chop ham,na sand you go chop..What a terrible place to go to just for a day..I can never pray for my enemies to experience such situation...It's only churches that some inmates reply on..If not for the church kindness people go dey die everyday..Since you have no visit or contact to send you 1k to guild...Nobody fit show you love,cry your own cry,for country no vex,where ant dey rule elephant...

Nigeria prison it's not meant for only criminal... Innocent plenty pass Criminal...

I see you
You talking from experience
Some things I explained some think I fabricated but I laugh lol

Everything I say here pure fact no fantasy

"Ako ewan" like myself can relate

It's not easy but it's real 🙂

QuinQQ:
Ehm, see below

Please Igbos what does "oso yia" mean?

He failed the spelling. It's "Oso Ahia" market hustle or just hustling

Saleslourd:
I was told it means something like "the ones who move around making things happen basically hustlers who don't sit still waiting for opportunities. Not 100% sure of the exact translation, but that's what we called ourselves back then when we were running around Yaba making our money!

You are right but the correct spelling is "Oso Ahia"

QuinQQ:
364 men in one room! People talk about hell not knowing some are already in hell right here on earth!

I think he exaggerated the one room thing. There's no way a room can accommodate 50 people talkless of 364.
I have stayed in a cell of a police station for some hours. A cell room could only accommodate 53 of us but we were squeezed.
I think he meant to say a hall

Saleslourd I am so sorry about your previous predicament. Thank God you later got a redemption and doing fine now. And also sharing the story as a lesson.
But there's one thing I want to disagree from your story.
There's no way 300+ people can fit in a room. Except you're trying to say a hall.
I once stayed in a police cell for some hours, we were 53 people cramped into a room with no space to move our bodies or legs.
So there's no way even 100 people talkless of 300 people can fit into a normal standard room. I will like you to expansiate on this.

Kalulu44:
I think he exaggerated the one room thing. There's no way a room can accommodate 50 people talkless of 364.
I have stayed in a cell of a police station for some hours. A cell room could only accommodate 53 of us but we were squeezed.
I think he meant to say a hall

He obviously meant a very big room - which is all a hall is

Kalulu44:
He failed the spelling. It's "Oso Ahia" market hustle or just hustling

He's from Delta. I believe it's a form of Igbo dialect called Delta Igbo

Kalulu44:
Saleslourd I am so sorry about your previous predicament. Thank God you later got a redemption and doing fine now. And also sharing the story as a lesson.
But there's one thing I want to disagree from your story.
There's no way 300+ people can fit in a room. Except you're trying to say a hall.
I once stayed in a police cell for some hours, we were 53 people cramped into a room with no space to move our bodies or legs.
So there's no way even 100 people talkless of 300 people can fit into a normal standard room. I will like you to expansiate on this.

If only you people could ask me questions like this, this thread go really educate you guys the more on this matter honestly.

Bro thanks I love your massage

Let me educate you

The rest should pay attention 🙂

Kalulu44:
Saleslourd I am so sorry about your previous predicament. Thank God you later got a redemption and doing fine now. And also sharing the story as a lesson.
But there's one thing I want to disagree from your story.
There's no way 300+ people can fit in a room. Except you're trying to say a hall.
I once stayed in a police cell for some hours, we were 53 people cramped into a room with no space to move our bodies or legs.
So there's no way even 100 people talkless of 300 people can fit into a normal standard room. I will like you to expansiate on this.

Yes you are very correct to an extent but no you no get am finish.

Although you raised up the question
You still never reach to debate the with me on the matter lol,
Na police cell you crase stop haaaaaaa

Area C police station


the station that accommodated me on arrival

Aka, waiting room of judgment

For me no one came with reasons

Saleslourd:
Yes you are very correct to an extent but no you no get am finish.

Although you raised up the question
You still never reach to debate the with me on the matter lol,
Na police cell you crase stop haaaaaaa

Forget police cell or prison here, we are talking about a room here. A room is a room whether be it in a normal station cell or prison. The biggest of rooms can't contain 100 people and I am standing my ground on that. So you still need to explain that but you stylishly dodge the question

Saleslourd:
If only you people could ask me questions like this, this thread go really educate you guys the more on this matter honestly.

Bro thanks I love your massage

Let me educate you

The rest should pay attention 🙂

Lolz! You can educate me on the experience of prison life and I won't argue with you.
But you can't educate me about how a standard room we all know about can fit in 100 people talkless of 300+.
Just say it's a hall and not a room.
Even a standard parlour/sitting room can't contain that amount of people. You need to correct this notion and not educate.
Waiting to hear from you

QuinQ:
He's from Delta. I believe it's a form of Igbo dialect called Delta Igbo

Ok

QuinQ:
He obviously meant a very big room - which is all a hall is

Ehen! That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

Kalulu44:
Lolz! You can educate me on the experience of prison life and I won't argue with you.
But you can't educate me about how a standard room we all know about can fit in 100 people talkless of 300+.
Just say it's a hall and not a room.
Even a standard parlour/sitting room can't contain that amount of people. You need to correct this notion and not educate.
Waiting to hear from you

Relaxe you won.

The mistake is from my end yes

I should have called it properly "hall"

Is the size of a class room in public schools if you've seen one

Kalulu44:
Forget police cell or prison here, we are talking about a room here. A room is a room whether be it in a normal station cell or prison. The biggest of rooms can't contain 100 people and I am standing my ground on that. So you still need to explain that but you stylishly dodge the question

Relaxe my guy lol 😂


See ehn,

Asides from the similarities with classrooms in a government school the numbering system is also similar.

In ikoyi Prison compound the prison cells have different sections called "Ward's "

Stay with me I'll
explain more about it

trust me

We have different sections

e.g
Ward A
ward B
C
D
Then the section that showed me shaga 😂

THE NOTORIOUS " WARD"
The most crazy of them all.

You know those guys under the bridge?

Yes na there be thire base after mass rade by police. (Another matter we need to talk about because that facility is mostly from such situation honestly.

If you leave in Lagos don't dear try sleeping outside especially in some areas

They just pull up and they wake you from sleep then point you to the vehicle taking you to your doom lol.

Inside cell you hear things like

"If to say I know say nah here them go bring me, I for don run" 😂