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Y'all talk as if this thing is a game
The rap game came and left none of us sane
'Coz we're all the same but can't see past the shame
Of being less than we wanted to be
Stuck typing in an online gaming spree
But Bleep all these hoes and g's
Don't need to stand back and idly by
While other niggas climb the ladder up to the sky
No not the literal sky, the fucking money sky
Way up high, over all our lows and highs
And it's a statement of success
Which is why I need to UnCloth
Unwind my mind and follow behind the minds that don't care what they leave behind.

am i doing this right

MR JIDO

Dad left when she was four
Cos mom's temper grew, and everyday seemed like a war
Felt his life was on the line, he had to be on the run
Wished he could look back cos Lord knows he was dearly in love
He stopped at The Blue Bar, lost in his thought
"Did I just leave my family behind?", he felt so disturbed
Bottles after bottles, he got drunk to stupor
Then he said himself with some faith in his voice;
Beating his chest while talking out loud with the whole of his jaws
"Jide Jido! Shey you be coward ni? Why you dey run?
So you want your daughter... to be raised by an insane mother...? I don't think you have a brain in your skull!
She would play the victim and only tell stories about all of your wrongs
Never what she had done, and in one sec, your world would revolve"
He grabbed his keys and went straight to his car carelessly parked on the road
He wouldn't bear the tale of an irresponsible father getting dragged in the mud
2 days later, we heard on the news; "a drunk driver crashed into a Truck
May his soul rest in peace, this world is really crazy you know

- Browni£
© Emeka Paul Ogboriga
11/03/2026

courtroom sovereign.










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i’m the courtroom gladiator, silk tie knotted like a noose on the opposition/
penetrating precedents with surgical diction/
while my portfolio blooms in quiet precision /
briefcases stuffed with verdicts that turned paupers to kings/
contingency fees stacking like tetris on infinite rings/
i draft clauses tighter than a virgin’s first kiss/
loopholes so elegant the irs itself dismisses/
lamborghini aventador, carbon fiber ghost slicing midnight on the amalfi coast/
exhaust note roaring symphonies while the speedometer kisses what mortals fear most/
rolls phantom behind it, spirit of ecstasy gleaming like a mistress who never ghosts/
white leather interior scented with oud and the faint trace of my latest toast/
private gulfstream g650, wings dipped in champagne gold climbing past cumulus thrones /
destination santorini caldera where the aegean whispers secrets only billionaires own/
maldives overwater villa, infinity pool merging with horizon like my contracts with fate/
breakfast on the terrace, beluga caviar chased by 2012 dom, no debate/
dubai penthouse at burj, floor to ceiling glass framing the desert’s silent empire/
helicopter pad humming while i orchestrate mergers that make empires perspire/
shorty from the milan runway, legs carved by gods and a mind sharper than my cross-exam blade/
speaks five languages fluently, quotes kant mid-thrust then negotiates my next trade/
another from the french riviera, sapphire eyes hiding secrets deeper than offshore trusts/
body like a stradivarius, fingers dancing contracts while the moon adjusts/
we glide through monaco nights in tailored tom ford, her diamonds refracting casino lights/
i whisper tort reforms in her ear while she laughs at the peasants’ petty fights/
wardrobe curated by loro piana and brioni, cashmere softer than a settled lawsuit’s sigh/
wrist weighed by patek philippe skeleton, ticking in harmony with compound interest’s high/
vaults in zurich and singapore humming with bearer bonds and rare art i acquired in sealed bids/
rothko and basquiat staring back like they know every loophole my legal mind forbids/
knowledge of jurisprudence sharper than a guillotine’s edge on a corrupt regime/
i’ve dismantled conglomerates with one motion, left ceos begging on their regime/
antitrust mastery, sherman act recited verbatim while i sip 1945 lafite/
turning monopolies to dust with paragraphs that make regulators lose sleep/
global arbitration in geneva, my arguments laced with swiss precision and fire/
opponents fold faster than origami cranes when i cite the vienna convention’s entire choir/
yet i’m lounging in aspen chalet, fireplace roaring while snow blankets the peaks/
closing another nine-figure deal via encrypted line, no leaks/
girls roll deeper than my client list, igbinedion educated attorneys turned lovers in disguise/
debating case law between silk sheets then sealing mergers with bedroom eyes/
i’ve summered in positano cliffs, yacht anchored where the tyrrhenian kisses volcanic stone/
watching vesuvius brood while my empire expands in silence, never overthrown/
wealth isn’t measured in commas, it’s the freedom to rewrite statutes mid-flight/
then land in mykonos at dawn for ouzo with heiresses who quote my latest copyright/
ferrari sf90 hybrid, hybrid soul matching my balance of street and supreme court finesse/
zero to sixty in silence, leaving envy in the rearview, nothing less/
i navigate maritime law on my superyacht in the seychelles, flags of convenience unfurled/
drafting admiralty clauses while bioluminescent waves paint the world/
high-end companions who understand force majeure better than most lawyers ever could/
they sip vintage krug and dissect human rights article 2 like it’s pre-intimacy for the shrewd/
my lifestyle’s a living deposition, every deposition sealed, every exhibit gold-plated truth/
from the hamptons estate with helipad to the cayman accounts that multiply like uncut proof/
i’ve won rico cases that toppled syndicates, then vacationed in their former villas with glee/
now those same properties host my soirées where models quote torts back to me/
bentley continental speed, w12 symphony thundering through tuscany’s winding veins/
olive groves blurring past while my latest brief drafts itself in my brain/
knowledge is the ultimate flex, black’s law dictionary dog-eared like a lover’s spine/
i flip pages mentally at 40,000 feet, turning statutes into vintage wine/
so when the gavel drops and the world keeps chasing crumbs i left behind/
remember the architect: silk-robed sovereign, architect of empires refined/
this verse ain’t flex, it’s affidavit sworn under penalty of perjury divine/
i live every bar, every clause, every horizon i claim as mine/

Throw Jabs, Futuristic — y'all are So Past, that's why am Impervious to these Throwbacks/
Bars SHAKE IT OFF, ya Flow's Drab/
Mine's in the Dope Class schooling all this Low Class/
Like Dumb Cashiers they Slow to Register the Flows Cash/
Hard to Picture it, but I'm always FRAMING THOUGHTS/
Drop Off the Top still BLAZING HOT/
Cause if Bars gets into Tipsy Mode he's gonna be TAKING SHOTS/
Dope Raps, No Exceptions or Lipstick when am Tongue-Lashing these FAKES WE'VE GOT/

On this cutting board, I’m Gordon Ramsay with the plan
Air and fry young bucks...watch me season the lamb
No apron in this bitch, still cooking with the pan
I don’t just serve plates, I’m serving you grams
They say time will tell...I interrogate clocks
Waterboard the seconds till it talk, no bluff
You still running your mouth? That’s misdemeanor talk
I turn “Miss B nasty” when I clean you up

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I'm a shark in the water , you a sea biscuit
When I see you, I see snack, I see biscuit
No apron in this biatch, I kill it with a skillet
I'm Patrick Jane to you rappers, mind games is my skill set


Swiss cheese holes when I press with the blade
Swiss Army knife...different methods I slay
My paper tucked safe in Swiss banks where it stay
Tie knots on my dope, then I leash ya Keys - Swizz Beatz on the play

You screaming peace? I give your headstone a head start
Translation; run, ‘fore I redraw your head part
Life’s too short, irony ends at six feet
I shorten your timeline...put your time on repeat


I murk you on sight walking beasts with power
Asian shepherd by my side every step of the hour
When the cops ask questions, I don’t even reply
Case closed off instinct… I already got an Alabai

I take rockets to space, that’s a different drive-by
Turn your stars to smoke like I murder the sky
Take 5 on Mars, smoke a pot of bonsai

Ganja make me rasterize when I visualize
Graphic with the bars, no need to sexualize
I been sober three years, so the weed bars lies
Guess I’m high off life, still a higher mind
While you chasing cheap highs just to feel alive
I’m elevating every line....this a different high!!

100Barz:
Throw Jabs, Futuristic — y'all are So Past, that's why am Impervious to these Throwbacks/
Bars SHAKE IT OFF, ya Flow's Drab/
Mine's in the Dope Class schooling all this Low Class/
Like Dumb Cashiers they Slow to Register the Flows Cash/
Hard to Picture it, but I'm always FRAMING THOUGHTS/
Drop Off the Top still BLAZING HOT/
Cause if Bars gets into Tipsy Mode he's gonna be TAKING SHOTS/
Dope Raps, No Exceptions or Lipstick when am Tongue-Lashing these FAKES WE'VE GOT/

Wassup bro long long time!

I dey hustle everyday

For the maga wey go pay

24/7 on my grind

My premolars no dey mind

And my fingers still dey type

Mavis beacon sef go whine

Make the money dey online

Make the wire shock my guys

Till my aza start to fry

Make oluwa gimme sign

I pray, I slay, I work, for what is mine

My name, my face, one shot, all will align

If I, do say, do do, towards, e must oblige

Cos my, jutsu, choke o, no be, finite supply

Bust my, new move, too cool, so much, they want to try

I... I no dey whine, I... I, I no dey lie

I just wan guide, guy, to chop this life

Too too many strife why, to be a fly guy

Too too many side eye, on top of my life

Why why

I dey run my p in recent times,
Yes yes, recent times, in my Nike slides

Them dey think say I be decent guy, oh no, these snake eyes

I go bust one move wey go make dem see say ah, hmm, no be this same guy

Hmm, ha, this same guy

I be big bird for the street like say na seesame guy

Hmm, ha, seesame guy

Make I pull up with my tinting like djibril cisse guy

Hmm, ha, Cisse guy

For the swag we dey, cash we dey, book we dey, no delay

You don see say, your shima, she don vamoose, if you press replay

Lesson dey, make you no dey play, tomorrow no be the same as yesterday

Dem investigate, say the boy too intoxicate, e success rate make everybody concentrate

ay im tha unknown-unknown,
rip ya straight out cha home wit chrome,
thrown out ya window,
while i make ya bitch moan an groan,
wit da bottle of gin,
we put a spin on how we win,
anit no mo wind,
so stop breathin like u need it,
im sick of west versez east,
cant we just find some peace,
an fight wit da police,
cuz da streetz is filled wit 2 much violence,
seen it all b4 when i was like 9 or 10,
but no i aint got no one 2 run behind agian,
so now ive gone 2 rhymin,
so jump a fence, find a benz ta steal,
feel wha it feel like ta have ta feel da fuckin steel fo real!

I been get plenty love to give

Shy, but not sorry

Need a bad B wey go, comfort me

I see, one fine shorty

She keep staring, reflexing

Gaze catching, igniting

Some passion in,

Next challenge, approaching it

I make my move, a gentleman

Take a sit, make we settle down

And start to go slowly

Her face is fine, and smile to go with it

Nepo baby, seem to be drawn to them

Conversation, going pretty smoothly

I see my likes, we conincide

Let's go inside, and get the party started

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Yeah she make me want to live my life in motion picture

Motion picture, motion picture

If she show my place, she be leaving here with mini versions

Mini versions, mini versions

See the way she dey pose, she dey burst my brain with the inclination

Inclination, inclination

And the way she dey look, such a face, such a waist, such a cute description

Cute description, cute description

gimme one chance, I go

Two can, You know, play games, you know

Bust my bolo, rock my polo

Chop my gbolo, sunshine lolo

Too do know, know

Too do know, know

are you for sure? She say bobo, be my bobo

If you do me soco, go do you soco

A sip of your love, do me nor nor

I dey your domot, we gather comot like aki paw paw

And she don jazz all my system

All my old girls, I evict dem

Such a good girl, such a princess

Make the whole world come and witness

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Not so proud moment in a day in the life

Tale of the times, attempts to put a stain on my white

Pay them no mind

both perpetrator and victim is I

Keep it inside, deep in my psyche

Still wearing a smile, taking it lightly

Questioning why, willpower mighty

But I, set my, feelings aside

Back on the grind, Lion of heart and Dragon in mind

Never recline

Forgiveness of the self, an automatic devise

Living a life, that be, riddled with trials

But keeps you inspired, fear creeps in the night

here comes dawn, and she's here to fill you with smiles

Yeah now if you let me
You wont regret me
Shit, if you let me
You wont forget me,
Remember, and if you don't then mind the,
Hold up bah bah! There's a reminder
I ain't kind hot I'm sauna
I sweat money and the bank is my shower
Ha ha and that pistol is my towel
Ha so stop sweatin' me coward
And I would
Die for ours ride
For ours
Supply the flowers
This is history in the making
Now shut the Bleep up and let me make it

Life's a race, but when you are black, you need them running shoes
Cos them cops be chasing, dropping niggas like morning dew
I birth a golden light, that's right I be sonning you
Wearing black n' black just my style I ain't mourning too
Bitch please, don't judge me...except of course I'm courting you

Cause,
I’ve been a king since the midwife saw my crowning
No silver spoon, still the throne I’m mounting
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Ma girl says I should communicate more
Send a text before I'm out the estate door
Said I'm nonchalant cause I let shit slide without saying more
I show my love with Louboutins and Christian Dior
What ? Must I say you leave me breathless and gasping more?
Plus she know I'm asthmatic and got respirators
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So when I smile and wave like penguins of Madagascar
She calls me cold hearted like I live in Igloos in Alaska
I could get hoes worldwide, from mushin to Nebraska
I don't mean to blow my own horn, I ain't like the gymnast - Nastia
I'm a research chapter, indexed in the Cohen institute , ask Sasha
I hope these bars don't fly over your head like airplanes from Lufthansa
And you admire my candor, no lying King...Mufasa

#peace!