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Poll: Who started the war in Iran?

U.S-Israel 78% (421 votes)
Iran 21% (118 votes)
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"Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Kaliningrad(op): 1:57pm On Apr 05
🇺🇸 Donald Trump posted on Truth Social:
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

President DONALD J. TRUMP

Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Kaliningrad(op):
One encounter with Iranian soldiers on the ground made him sing Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday.

Iran you do this one 🙌🏻


👍🏻 Like for Iran, share for USA
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Namaster: 2:18pm On Apr 05
Didn't the PDFile previously state that the Strait was WIDE OPEN and that the tankers ONLY needed "guts" to CROSS?

grin

Also, the HIGHEST bridge in Iran and the Middle East has already been BLOWN UP.
And another BRIDGE too.

After the MOST COMPREHENSIVE SANCTIONS the world has ever seen, Iranians have been living in HELL for 47 years now.

Tuesday is just ANOTHER Tuesday to them.

But the CLOSED Strait will continue to TORMENT the PDFile.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by ResidentSnitch(f): 2:28pm On Apr 05
This closed Strait of Hormuz is really driving Trump crazy. In his private moments, he would be wondering how he got himself into such a huge mess.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by 3exe3: 3:23pm On Apr 05
Lol he lacks decency in his speech no more please see to this matter but praise be to allah....Hmm Trump is now a terrorist officially
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by SultanYoung(m): 3:44pm On Apr 05
3exe3:
Lol he lacks decency in his speech no more please see to this matter but praise be to allah....Hmm Trump is now a terrorist officially
I just imagine Tinubu making this statement.

I was on Truth when he made the post and it shows nigga is in serious trouble.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by GenFunction: 3:47pm On Apr 05
lol
These men
No be small thing
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by GanagiBitrus:
smiley

More characters needed
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Rich4god(m): 3:48pm On Apr 05
Trump have finally shown to the world that the US is not that invincible as they seem.
Even if Iran lose this war, China and Russia are smiling already.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by happney65: 3:48pm On Apr 05
The Mad Man in the WH.

Omo ale. grin
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Horus(m): 3:48pm On Apr 05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRpEkXzVS8

Iran Open The Strait of Hormuz
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Flangelo12: 3:48pm On Apr 05
Man has been taking that mpuru mmiri.
grin
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by MrBadNews: 3:49pm On Apr 05
Trump just dey use una dey catch cruise
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by glolomoh: 3:49pm On Apr 05
Frustrated. Only a loser talk during fight. The winner is always mute and focus.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Hndrrxxx(m): 3:49pm On Apr 05
This orange orangutan’s fart turd madness is getting worse by the day




Are you admiring or condemning them because we don’t even know where you stand
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Gotocourt: 3:49pm On Apr 05
We need the second amendment law just like in the United States of America 📌💯.

Ratified in 1791 as part of the Bill of Rights, the Second Amendment states:

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed".

It protects an individual's right to own firearms, a right confirmed by the Supreme Court to extend to self-defense within the home and, generally, in public.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by olaztek(m): 3:50pm On Apr 05
Trump don jam wahala wey pass am. Iran should have mercy on trump so he won't go crazy o.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by franchasng: 3:50pm On Apr 05
That's the most powerful man on earth, the President of the most powerful nation on earth and the only undisputed, tested and proven world superpower nation talking.


I pity Iranian civilians.


That was how Hitler and Hideki Tojo kept barking and daring America as they held Europe on ransom such that USSR now Russia that comprised of 15 nations then couldn't challenge Germany with their Japanese and Italian Axis allies until US used anger and used nuclear bomb on Japan and body calmed Japan down and they immediately surrendered cheesy



Iran is playing with hell fire.


US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.



That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace. Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.



Iran is too small for America na, Trump is just trying hard to minimize Iranian civilian casualty because he love Persian Iranians not the Islamic terrorists amongst them oh

Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by HacheNoire: 3:50pm On Apr 05
🤣😂🤣😂

Trump is hurt and pained!

This is not what you would expect from someone who claimed he just had a successful military operation.

Someone got hit really bad!


Iranians would be used to trumps threat already. They know it’s just a norm when he is losing bad.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by saintkel(m): 3:50pm On Apr 05
I love that praise to allah ...Trump pls we need ur madness in Nigeria here ...dis modafuck** r really troubling us here
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