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Poll: Who started the war in Iran?

U.S-Israel 78% (421 votes)
Iran 21% (118 votes)
This poll has ended

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Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by frankson1(m): 5:09pm On Apr 05
franchasng:
That's the most powerful man on earth, the President of the most powerful nation on earth and the only undisputed, tested and proven world superpower nation talking.


I pity Iranian civilians.


That was how Hitler and Hideki Tojo kept barking and daring America as they held Europe on ransom such that USSR now Russia that comprised of 15 nations then couldn't challenge Germany with their Japanese and Italian Axis allies until US used anger and used nuclear bomb on Japan and body calmed Japan down and they immediately surrendered cheesy



Iran is playing with hell fire.


US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.



That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace. Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.



Iran is too small for America na, Trump is just trying hard to minimize Iranian civilian casualty because he love Persian Iranians not the Islamic terrorists amongst them oh
This thread is for enlightened people not kids undecided
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Westman001: 5:12pm On Apr 05
Kaliningrad:
One encounter with Iranian soldiers on the ground made him sing Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday.

Iran you do this one πŸ™ŒπŸ»


πŸ‘πŸ» Like for Iran, share for USA
It wasn't praise be to Allah in Trump's original post. This one up here is fake.

Try dey use your sense sometime. You saw something and you thought Trump will say praise Allah. You don't know Trump
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Westman001: 5:16pm On Apr 05
glolomoh:
Frustrated. Only a loser talk during fight. The winner is always mute and focus.
He's not the one fighting. The soldiers and generals fighting and strategizing are not talking to anybody.

So whatever he says would not make him lose. And frankly he won't tell you what the real plans and strategy are
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by tnerro1(m): 5:17pm On Apr 05
The thing wey make Trump shout” praise be to allah β€œ must be very serious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Mirasteel: 5:19pm On Apr 05
Namaster:
Didn't the PDFile previously state that the Strait was WIDE OPEN and that the tankers ONLY needed "guts" to CROSS?

grin

Also, the HIGHEST bridge in Iran and the Middle East has already been BLOWN UP.
And another BRIDGE too.

After the MOST COMPREHENSIVE SANCTIONS the world has ever seen, Iranians have been living in HELL for 47 years now.

Tuesday is just ANOTHER Tuesday to them.

But the CLOSED Strait will continue to TORMENT the PDFile.
That orange clown PDfile is just insulting himself. you want to threaten people that are ready to die?
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by bandad: 5:21pm On Apr 05
You orange headed nocompoop, you are a big failure. Try executing your threat and you will not live to tell the tale.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Mirasteel:
franchasng:
That's the most powerful man on earth, the President of the most powerful nation on earth and the only undisputed, tested and proven world superpower nation talking.


I pity Iranian civilians.


That was how Hitler and Hideki Tojo kept barking and daring America as they held Europe on ransom such that USSR now Russia that comprised of 15 nations then couldn't challenge Germany with their Japanese and Italian Axis allies until US used anger and used nuclear bomb on Japan and body calmed Japan down and they immediately surrendered cheesy



Iran is playing with hell fire.


US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.



That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace. Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.



Iran is too small for America na, Trump is just trying hard to minimize Iranian civilian casualty because he love Persian Iranians not the Islamic terrorists amongst them oh
The same nonsense talk everytime πŸ˜‚
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by bandad: 5:21pm On Apr 05
You orange headed dude, you are a big failure. Try executing your threat and you will not live to tell the tale.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by dederocs(m): 5:27pm On Apr 05
I see obliteration...show no mercy to demons
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by MEGAWATCH: 5:28pm On Apr 05
Y
Rich4god:
Trump have finally shown to the world that the US is not that invincible as they seem.
Even if Iran lose this war, China and Russia are smiling already.
When they loose control like Iran and start killing people anyhow in Iran, you will still come here to change your ten thousand tongues.

Nawaoo for Tinubu's people and Hypocrisy.


🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Axis313(m): 5:33pm On Apr 05
Salubata:
Brother embraced Islam out of frustration grin grin
Allahu Akbar grin grin
grin
Lol
Alhaji Dullard Trump.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by planetx: 5:34pm On Apr 05
He will soon start singing praises to Sango, Ogun and Amadioha by the time Iran finish with him.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Ponmoalata: 5:36pm On Apr 05
Let's always pray for the spirit to be humble.


Trump messed up, and it'll cost the whole party
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by objobj: 5:38pm On Apr 05
Kaliningrad:
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Donald Trump posted on Truth Social:
Eyaaa
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by ViceGovernor: 5:42pm On Apr 05
Trump is making mockery of Iran and their god.

Just like a lion after capturing a gazelle then he starts toying with it, he lets it go and capturing it again then releases it again giving it false hope of escape.

In one single day next week an aircraft carrier will move into that Strait and every living thing firing rockets @ cargo ships 🚒 will be harvested with a hail of fire and brimstone....the type that has never been seen anywhere in the world before.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Maroshak: 5:47pm On Apr 05
Your write-up shows a man in pains, and, who has been defeated wallowing in disbelief. Just like your demented "Super Trump" transfixed and defeated. All the rubbish you wrote only portrays your decayed knowledge about warfare and military deterrence.

You called Russia paper Tiger. You called China untested. You said US will use nuclear weapon against Iran. The thought of nuclear weapon against Iran alone shows that: US-Isreal have been defeated by Iran. So, the only way is to think of Nuclear weapon.

Make una hide una head in shame.

Iran is militarilly becoming more powerful than your almighty US.




That's the most powerful man on earth, the President of the most powerful nation on earth and the only undisputed, tested and proven world superpower nation talking.


I pity Iranian civilians.


That was how Hitler and Hideki Tojo kept barking and daring America as they held Europe on ransom such that USSR now Russia that comprised of 15 nations then couldn't challenge Germany with their Japanese and Italian Axis allies until US used anger and used nuclear bomb on Japan and body calmed Japan down and they immediately surrendered cheesy



Iran is playing with hell fire.


US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.



That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace. Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.



Iran is too small for America na, Trump is just trying hard to minimize Iranian civilian casualty because he love Persian Iranians not the Islamic terrorists amongst them oh[/quote]
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by tnerro1(m): 5:50pm On Apr 05
werisetogether:
Is this AI-generated or did Trump really drop the F-bomb?

Won't be new sha.

After all, he flipped a bird at a heckler the other day

But seriously, how happy are the Republicans with all these stunts?
They are sitting ducks, Trump will kill the party in the November elections, the democrats make also take the senate, and trump will be done for cause he will get nothing passed in congress. His only hope will be executive orders which will be stopped by the courts leaving only the Supreme Court to help him out
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Leepeak(m): 5:52pm On Apr 05
franchasng:
That's the most powerful man on earth, the President of the most powerful nation on earth and the only undisputed, tested and proven world superpower nation talking.


I pity Iranian civilians.


That was how Hitler and Hideki Tojo kept barking and daring America as they held Europe on ransom such that USSR now Russia that comprised of 15 nations then couldn't challenge Germany with their Japanese and Italian Axis allies until US used anger and used nuclear bomb on Japan and body calmed Japan down and they immediately surrendered cheesy



Iran is playing with hell fire.


US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.



That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace. Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.



Iran is too small for America na, Trump is just trying hard to minimize Iranian civilian casualty because he love Persian Iranians not the Islamic terrorists amongst them oh
Talk is cheap!!! U talk too much
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Safyqueen: 6:02pm On Apr 05
franchasng:
That's the most powerful man on earth, the President of the most powerful nation on earth and the only undisputed, tested and proven world superpower nation talking.


I pity Iranian civilians.


That was how Hitler and Hideki Tojo kept barking and daring America as they held Europe on ransom such that USSR now Russia that comprised of 15 nations then couldn't challenge Germany with their Japanese and Italian Axis allies until US used anger and used nuclear bomb on Japan and body calmed Japan down and they immediately surrendered cheesy



Iran is playing with hell fire.


US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.



That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace. Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.



Iran is too small for America na, Trump is just trying hard to minimize Iranian civilian casualty because he love Persian Iranians not the Islamic terrorists amongst them oh
Your comment shows you are a teenager. Stop commenting on international issues please. Save yourself of this embarrassment you typed above.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by maasoap(m): 6:04pm On Apr 05
ResidentSnitch:
This closed Strait of Hormuz is really driving Trump crazy. In his private moments, he would be wondering how he got himself into such a huge mess.
Didn't he know that Netanyahu had been trying to lure successive USA presidents, Trump predecessors into war with Iran for many decades? Why didn't he ask them first why they all refused?
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by soqmeov(m): 6:05pm On Apr 05
educatedfool:
If Trump smiles people like you go think say na another clever strategy grin
Brooo grin grin grin
This cracked my rib grin cheesy

He's a dumb man's genius.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by glolomoh:
JealousCobra:
G



Lolz, your idols are dying like flies in Iran and you are talking of a loser and which is definitely the Iranian soldiers.

Bunch of jokers..
Tell your lord and personal saviour Trump to keep quiet. He is irritating and nauseating with his ranting.

He should face his war and keep quiet.

Again, I say, shut up
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Funkybabee(f): 6:17pm On Apr 05
Lord, stop this war. Innocent souls will be affected, some wives will be widow while children will be fatherless
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by maasoap(m): 6:19pm On Apr 05
franchasng:
US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.
Really?
Do you know that USA has carried out over 10,000 bombing inside Iran and from the outside, it is still looks like nothing.
Do you know that Americans in USA are starting to feel the impacts of the cost of attacking Iran?
Do you know that USA is running low on some missiles and has started diverting weapons from their bases around the world toward Iran, leaving those ones exposed and vulnerable?

That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace.
This makes me laugh hard because it is clearly shows that this is kid's belief cheesy

Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.
This is best time for China to attack Taiwan because USA is busy with Iran beyond their own expectation. But China has been consistently saying that she doesn't want to use force to take Taiwan.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Offpoint1: 6:21pm On Apr 05
franchasng:
That's the most powerful man on earth, the President of the most powerful nation on earth and the only undisputed, tested and proven world superpower nation talking.


I pity Iranian civilians.


That was how Hitler and Hideki Tojo kept barking and daring America as they held Europe on ransom such that USSR now Russia that comprised of 15 nations then couldn't challenge Germany with their Japanese and Italian Axis allies until US used anger and used nuclear bomb on Japan and body calmed Japan down and they immediately surrendered cheesy



Iran is playing with hell fire.


US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.



That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace. Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.



Iran is too small for America na, Trump is just trying hard to minimize Iranian civilian casualty because he love Persian Iranians not the Islamic terrorists amongst them oh
Lol stop watching scripted war movie....

Believe you me, no country will dare use Nuclear warhead in war again.

Saying Russian warhead won't leave Europe or detonate must be a joke.
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by QuinQQ: 6:21pm On Apr 05
Rich4god:
Trump have finally shown to the world that the US is not that invincible as they seem.
Even if Iran lose this war, China and Russia are smiling already.
HOW??!!
Iran has lost thousands, yet ONE single airman that already landed in their hands for them to use brag, they couldn't even hold onto that! Proving US is pulling punches with them.
Venezuela repeated all over again. Not just China and Russia, all countries will henceforth be VERY CAREFUL about getting into any military conflict with US
Kaliningrad:
One encounter with Iranian soldiers on the ground made him sing Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday.

Iran you do this one πŸ™ŒπŸ»


πŸ‘πŸ» Like for Iran, share for USA
πŸ˜…Keep deceiving yourself with fake poll you do by yourself with your countless monikers.
Whether u like it or not, IRAN HAS ALREADY LOST THE WAR!
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by Offpoint1: 6:24pm On Apr 05
HacheNoire:
πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Trump is hurt and pained!

This is not what you would expect from someone who claimed he just had a successful military operation.

Someone got hit really bad!


Iranians would be used to trumps threat already. They know it’s just a norm when he is losing bad.
Trump is pissed because of those planes, they're fxxkng expensive, that's billions of dollars wasted
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by harmonyglobal: 6:32pm On Apr 05
He sound frustrated already
I tot he said American already won the war?
The is really crazy thou
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by QuinQQ: 6:33pm On Apr 05
HacheNoire:
πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Trump is hurt and pained!

This is not what you would expect from someone who claimed he just had a successful military operation.

Someone got hit really bad!


Iranians would be used to trumps threat already. They know it’s just a norm when he is losing bad.
Offpoint1:
Trump is pissed because of those planes, they're fxxkng expensive, that's billions of dollars wasted
Trump is NOT pissed at all. If you follow boxing at all you'd KNOW he's truly having fun. Who he quoted is MIKE TYSON!
See the quote here: "Praise be to Allah!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2FnsUFD_hU?si=RtgWI_fCnMPZBxBz

harmonyglobal:
He sound frustrated already
I tot he said American already won the war?
The is really crazy thou
Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by KingOfAmebo(m): 6:41pm On Apr 05
franchasng:
That's the most powerful man on earth, the President of the most powerful nation on earth and the only undisputed, tested and proven world superpower nation talking.


I pity Iranian civilians.


That was how Hitler and Hideki Tojo kept barking and daring America as they held Europe on ransom such that USSR now Russia that comprised of 15 nations then couldn't challenge Germany with their Japanese and Italian Axis allies until US used anger and used nuclear bomb on Japan and body calmed Japan down and they immediately surrendered cheesy



Iran is playing with hell fire.


US can wipe out Iran from the map of the world and no nation will dare ask questions, not even the paper tiger Russia and unproven one China.



That nuclear weapon Russia thinks it has can be fired to US homeland and it won't detonate or it can be neutralized before it leaves European airspace. Most of you guys don't know the level of military capability America possess that has made China not to dare take over Taiwan like they had been threatening for years now.



Iran is too small for America na, Trump is just trying hard to minimize Iranian civilian casualty because he love Persian Iranians not the Islamic terrorists amongst them oh
You mean the most powerful military in Hollywood that CANNOT open the Strait of Hormuz...grin grin grin

Re: "Open The Strait You Crazy Bastards. Praise Be To Allah" - Trump Laments (Photo) by KingOfAmebo(m): 6:43pm On Apr 05
Kaliningrad:
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Donald Trump posted on Truth Social:
Kaliningrad:
One encounter with Iranian soldiers on the ground made him sing Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday.

Iran you do this one πŸ™ŒπŸ»


πŸ‘πŸ» Like for Iran, share for USA
Last kick of a dying horse...Trump is clearly frustrated and helpless....grin grin grin

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