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For your mind, this is brief.
Nevertheless, for you to kill a cat with nine lives, your brain is functioning well.
Not everyone gets to kill a cat in their lifetime.

Omo I can't believe people eat cats it's like eating another human

Poverty nah madness and bastard.

You're just hungry.

Judolisco:
Wait oh... U chop cat? Na hunger we go call dis one or wetin? How u go chop house cat that went wild?

I taya oo! What kinda hunger would make a person be so disgusting, Eating a Cat, eeeewww!!

What da hell is wrong with this man?

Chai!
Your next problem now is mouse. You killed the only thing keeping your environment safe.

Here it goes

jibnet1:
Where the cat head na

Na sky you go sleep tonight..

Unbelievable

This must be AI,first time i am seeing a Nigerian eat cat.

When you are not Chinese?Bros i fear you.

What is wrong with you.

richiemcgold:
I heard cat meat is very thick

Tastes like chicken but thicker and stronger bones

Cat is a very delicious meat if you have time to roast it very well. Those cat cam disturb for Africa. Enjoy yourself and don't mind all this gen z comments.

Give me small

omikel:
THE PEPPER SOUP 🍲 JOURNEY BEGAN

I brought out my gas cylinder and lighter.
Turn it on and roast off the fur adequately, in the process of roasting, the cat still want to fight back like a kongfu master as it's forelimbs were curve in that style, but mio fọ.

I kept roasting untill it turns blacky, o jona orun apaadi.

..do they eat cat..is cat eatable ?

[quote author =omikel post=139077669]THE PEPPER SOUP 🍲 JOURNEY BEGAN

I brought out my gas cylinder and lighter.
Turn it on and roast off the fur adequately, in the process of roasting, the cat still want to fight back like a kongfu master as it's forelimbs were curve in that style, but mio fọ.

I kept roasting untill it turns blacky, o jona orun apaadi.[/quote]I jobs orun apaadi

omikel:
Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

I don't know what exactly is wrong with you people. Why will you eat a cat? Is every animal for consumption. Ori yin ti buuru

jaxxy:
Who eats house cats? is it even edible? Are u related to the Chinese people?

People dey chop cats steady.
I sabi people wey dey chop tortoise and even bats.

Chop knuckle 👊

muyico:
Better meat
Enjoy ur meal

Guy you fit kpai chimpanzee ooo...e deh sweet sha ENJOY

This is poverty

It tastes like chicken and cat fish I still remember how I ate my best friend cat pet till date he doesn't know I was d one who did it

omikel:
The only thing I let go (threw away) was the intestine, I don't have time for latrine and it's content, then the four limbs because I tried roasting it to the core, but they still retains some fur, mi o lee wa wukọ ku. 😁😁😁 (Superstitious anyway).

I separated the ORONRO kinkini to le ba ẹran jẹ from the main thing. Ẹdọ and fuku to one side and baasi ẹran to another side.😁😁😁
Blood plenty wey dey wasted as I carry out the operation.

This guy na mad comedian. E just dey make laugh hard like say I win money

Op, your story is incomplete. Every other people that eats such garnish meal always show how to sleep. Where is this picture? Show me your snoring skills

Rayd502:
This must be AI,first time i am seeing a Nigerian eat cat.

When you are not Chinese?Bros i fear you.

I don't think the eating is the problem here.
Killing a cat with nine lives is not an easy thing.
If you doubt me, try killing one.

Imagine killing and eating a cat 😺 and posting it on social media...bizzare.

Whereas a neighboring country keeps them domesticated , we treat them as wild outcast animals.

VaginaAcademic:
Go run rabies test o before you start to dey meow like cat

the heat from d cooking has killed it...that is y I love to prepare my dog meat myself

LamineF:
I'm scared of you honestly.
Eat cat? Is this real or AI?

the Bible encourages us to eat all animals as meat and plants as herbs

Nothing wey una no go chow.

Wella
If your kill in your area, you can waybill it to me, but it will be pay on delivery though 😁

joromii:
Dem dey chop cat
Omo x100