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But wetin b your location guy e deh enter eye AJEH

Mariangeles:
Cat loving white people will throw a fit.
To them, this is worse than killing a human.

By the way, I am utterly disgusted.😖

Some people are something else. Eating cat; kai tilimbu do this country something wey no dey good.

omikel:
Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

Is it poverty or hunger that makes you eat cat? It's not a healthy meat to eat!!

Only three years of Tilumbu and people are eating cats already. Just imagine what will happen in eight years

muyico:
Better meat
Enjoy ur meal

So you eat carnivores?

VaginaAcademic:
Go run rabies test o before you start to dey meow like cat

After that much roasting, peppering and boiling? Even the rabies would have turned condiments inside the soup

Chai, I no go fit chop anything for your house, even water I no go drink ☹️

How barbaric.
Shame on you.

Jesus!!!
There is one eating my Chickens steady I am divising means to trapped him

Ha!! Isnt cat a pet? Who is the ownee of this cat? You ate cat? for real?

Rabid beast, this is worse than cannibalism

Read Genesis 1:26-28:
It commands humans to "subdue" the earth and "have dominion over" all creatures and plants, authorizing their use for human sustenance and management.

Judolisco:
Wait oh... U chop cat? Na hunger we go call dis one or wetin? How u go chop house cat that went wild?

You mean you ate a cat? Pls where are the animal rig in this house pls track this guy and arrest him.

People dey eat rubbish ooh i swear.

You opened your mouth waaah and eat cat meat Tufia!

By 2027, you will still go and vote in those yeye people that made you chop cat!

Udeke!

You get mind chop cat?

Na hunger we go call this one or wetin?

You dey try I swear.

People dey try oo. Not just killing, but also eating a stray cat? Fear sef go dey catch me. What if the cat has some strange disease? Different what ifs go just dey cross my mind.

osazsky:
It tastes like chicken and cat fish I still remember how I ate my best friend cat pet till date he doesn't know I was d one who did it

me I kpai my neighbour own sef carry go my guy side go chop am😂

I for invite you, but it is late already 😁

Menses:
But wetin b your location guy e deh enter eye AJEH

Should I share my address for easier location?
No need tracking, let me know please.

Jayhome24:
You mean you ate a cat? Pls where are the animal rig in this house pls track this guy and arrest him.

Nigerians, you can eat anything sha

Is it the effect of APC that lead you to this

This is a poverty post.
Killing an innocent cat to eat, seeing the cooking utensils and all sort shows poverty or its mentality on you.
May your Creator bail you out so that you can stop nonsensical and cruel acts like this

My bro why you nor call me
Make I come chop cat meat small… it’s been a long time since I eat am ooh

Enjoy my bro

Infact, the sharpness of this animal is second to none, it is the case of a hunter and the hunted anyway.

Fekumzi123:
For your mind, this is brief.
Nevertheless, for you to kill a cat with nine lives, your brain is functioning well.
Not everyone gets to kill a cat in their lifetime.

Una dey chop rat, dog and now cat.
Wonderful 😊

Which animal una never chop before?

LabStores:
So you eat carnivores?

it taste like normal big cat animals!

[quote author=omikel post=139078592][/quote]Man your thread made my day you are so hilarious

Throw the head away.

omikel:
Now, after that, it took its last bath here on earth and it was at this point I discovered it got vitiligoed as a result of excessive heat from the gas. Just look at it in its bath tub, me that wanted to go and bath initially is now bathing something else. O ma se o.
I remembered we were thought something called laceration in Biology practical those days in secondary school, of a truth, no knowledge is waste as I put that into practice here this day. I dissected it symmetrically from neck to anus and carried out some operational procedures carefully like it is been done on human at the theater.

If they bring bring out this post and deny you visa tomorrow
No shout village people

this one don use hunger eye chop cat dey try turn am to content. Ebi pa wa people, when you finish go collect 1cup of rice for your polling unit

I once met a guy who claimed to have eaten almost every kind of weird meat you can think of. Chimpanzee, baboon, cats , pigeons, dogs, snakes etc. He even claimed to have eaten human meat before and was only told it was human meat after he was done eating.