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jaxxy:
Who eats house cats? is it even edible? Are u related to the Chinese people?

Didijiji:
People dey eat rubbish she

Tueeeeeee

happney65:
Werey je olongbo.. oluya

NwaNimo1:
Is any animal safe again?

Mariangeles:
Cat loving white people will throw a fit.
To them, this is worse than killing a human.

By the way, I am utterly disgusted.😖

osazsky:
It tastes like chicken and cat fish I still remember how I ate my best friend cat pet till date he doesn't know I was d one who did it

kingreign:

Na wa o!
You just murdered a wild nocturnal cat and ate it just like that?

Fekumzi123:
I don't think the eating is the problem here.
Killing a cat with nine lives is not an easy thing.
If you doubt me, try killing one.

richiemcgold:
Well-done OP. You are a MAN. I salute your courage and audacity. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

I heard cat meat is very thick. Is it so?

omikel:
Now, after that, it took its last bath here on earth and it was at this point I discovered it got vitiligoed as a result of excessive heat from the gas. Just look at it in its bath tub, me that wanted to go and bath initially is now bathing something else. O ma se o.
I remembered we were thought something called laceration in Biology practical those days in secondary school, of a truth, no knowledge is waste as I put that into practice here this day. I dissected it symmetrically from neck to anus and carried out some operational procedures carefully like it is been done on human at the theater.

omikel:
Should I share my address for easier location?
No need tracking, let me know please.

LamineF:
I'm scared of you honestly.
Eat cat? Is this real or AI?

Allahismylord:
Poverty nah madness and bastard.

New007:
You're just hungry.

LordLicifer:
I taya oo! What kinda hunger would make a person be so disgusting, Eating a Cat, eeeewww!!

Afrobasic:
Poverty is indeed a B-word. Smh.

tonididdy:
Fyi
...if you ever tell me you've eaten a cat. I won't judge immediately because my verdict is usually one of maximum distancing....as in me and you can never be seen in 2ft space ....Never!

....so I don't judge immediately, I always like to know, how come? Maybe it's out of ignorance but say you know what you did last summer like this OP ( I want block am asap first)

This is the peak of poverty!

Stanna2025:
Bro you are killing yourself in the name of enjoyment..cats are not meant for food.... You need to liberate yourself from poverty

Kelklein:
Omo.. you get mind tho. That's a cat

Didijiji:
People dey eat rubbish she

Tueeeeeee

omikel:
Read Genesis 1:26-28:
It commands humans to "subdue" the earth and "have dominion over" all creatures and plants, authorizing their use for human sustenance and management.

Mariangeles:
Cat loving white people will throw a fit.
To them, this is worse than killing a human.

By the way, I am utterly disgusted.😖

HacheNoire:
It’s early to celebrate!

You might have won us today does not mean you will get the last laugh!

Still had the effrontery to display the body parts of our own.

Trust me, We in this together.

omikel:
Here it goes

Ontarioo:
Chai!
Your next problem now is mouse. You killed the only thing keeping your environment safe.

Judolisco:
chicken don finish for ur village?

omikel:
Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

Navigator14:
This Cat you ate will be a poison that will end you.

It will purge till you pass out blood and the pain you will fill will be unimaginable.

omikel:
THE PEPPER SOUP 🍲 JOURNEY BEGAN

I brought out my gas cylinder and lighter.
Turn it on and roast off the fur adequately, in the process of roasting, the cat still want to fight back like a kongfu master as it's forelimbs were curve in that style, but mio fọ.

I kept roasting untill it turns blacky, o jona orun apaadi.