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omikel:
Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

Isiaka, is that you? 😢😢😢

omikel:
Should I share my address for easier location?
No need tracking, let me know please.

I don't need it. Tracking you not dat hard ro cat eater. So drop from there abeg...

omikel:
Should I share my address for easier location?
No need tracking, let me know please.

I don't need it. Tracking you not dat hard ro cat eater. So drop from there abeg.....

I hope you know you're already going against the Rules of this forum?
By the way go and read it with serious assimilation and not as a novel

Hassanmaye:
You are not mentally okay, I think you are deranged, bible doesn't specify the animals to eat? A cat?

HacheNoire:
It’s early to celebrate!

You might have won us today does not mean you will get the last laugh!

Still had the effrontery to display the body parts of our own.

Trust me, We in this together.

Pls now old man like me laugh loud and everybody looking at me like I just smoked igbo

omikel:
Don't ask me if I eat it o because I no gree give bingo.
First portion to have a taste of it that same night as I was exhausted to the extent that my dinner disappeared from my belly as a result of Chasing, killing, roasting and preparation.
This first portion which is ('ijarajara and ikumuku' sorry if you don't understand that) went down with garri o. (Double Dinner)
Thank you for reading.

you get mind guy

Hmm, then I will be Artemis III

handsomeyinka:
Na sky you go sleep tonight..

I heard cats have parasites. Sha, the meat looks well cooked. Enjoy your meal. I have a cat. I won’t mind someone killing one which frustrates his daily existence. Back in my uni days, we did the same to a cockerel which swore that we wouldn’t rest.

I tell you Bro 👊

Smartjeezy01:
Cat is a very delicious meat if you have time to roast it very well. Those cat cam disturb for Africa. Enjoy yourself and don't mind all this gen z comments.

I am sorry to announce to you that the last chunk of it have been devoured 😁😁😁

Leepeak:
Give me small

Let's wait till then

CorperKola:
If they bring bring out this post and deny you visa tomorrow
No shout village people

Fekumzi123:
For your mind, this is brief.
Nevertheless, for you to kill a cat with nine lives, your brain is functioning well.
Not everyone gets to kill a cat in their lifetime.

This guy is legendary!

To kill cat is difficult in all aspect of life.

This thread got me laughing like an idiot 🤣🤣🤣 from the OP's usage of Yoruba to the comments . Nairalanders won't kill me🤣🤣 . @OP . Why u kill and chop olongbo iya agba?

Hahahaha hahahaha
But remember Jesus Christ is coming back soon
How ready are you?

Eye service people organization
Nothing is wrong with me anyway

chopnaira:
What is wrong with you.

DeepSight:
How barbaric.
Shame on you.

Reference:
This is terrible.
What is wrong with you.
Kai, this is disgusting.

sirchim:
Nawa o! I just spat on the ground for this kind of thing. How could human eat this?🤔

No be by power o, Oluwa lo funmi pa

ALFADOS:
you get mind guy

odinga1of:
This guy is legendary!

To kill cat is difficult in all aspect of life.

This is my first time ever seen cat meat and trust me it took a lot of courage to view this page because catmeat ....


Why? Why ? Why?

...is this for some spiritual purpose?
Utterly unsettling to see or imagine.

omikel:
Eye service people organization
Nothing is wrong with me anyway

+
You are warned. Desist from eating cats.

Fyi
...if you ever tell me you've eaten a cat. I won't judge immediately because my verdict is usually one of maximum distancing....as in me and you can never be seen in 2ft space ....Never!

....so I don't judge immediately, I always like to know, how come? Maybe it's out of ignorance but say you know what you did last summer like this OP ( I want block am asap first)

This is the peak of poverty!

No na Ibrahim

Kobojunkie:
Isiaka, is that you? 😢😢😢

Berankis:
After that much roasting, peppering and boiling? Even the rabies would have turned condiments inside the soup

don't be a wise fool did you not touch its blood and organs before cooking dey play meat wey you done eat, shit forget may haunt you in the future. Rabies no get cure o

YAKUBUUU😂😂😂

I wish I was this lucky with one devilish cat, that has been giving me nightmares for a year now with that devilish sounds.

omikel:
Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

It's a shame

omikel:
No na Ibrahim

We used to have this gate man for Ikorodu, one egbira man so, we dey prepare him cat like you describe am for your OP. I think say na him you be. 🥱🥱🥱

Do I even give a damn f:CK

Smartjeezy01:
Cat is a very delicious meat if you have time to roast it very well. Those cat cam disturb for Africa. Enjoy yourself and don't mind all this gen z comments.

Dear Dgift,
Well prepared, we shall al be raptureable then, in Christ name I pray

Dgift:
Hahahaha hahahaha
But remember Jesus Christ is coming back soon
How ready are you?

GENESIS 9
3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things. 4 But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.

omikel:
THE PEPPER SOUP 🍲 JOURNEY BEGAN

I brought out my gas cylinder and lighter.
Turn it on and roast off the fur adequately, in the process of roasting, the cat still want to fight back like a kongfu master as it's forelimbs were curve in that style, but mio fọ.

I kept roasting untill it turns blacky, o jona orun apaadi.

Tinubu is a wicked soul.

What you killed is not a wild cat.

This one is Pussy cat, Pussy cat, where have you been, I've been to London to see the queen.

If you travel out of Nigeria no try am o.

Na jail straight.

How do you eat a carnivore Barbaric!

Only if you know u can be prosecuted for this act. U kill someone animal and u still eat it. This is a criminal offence.