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Do I Need DNA? by Haeg(op): 11:54am On May 22
Some years ago I traveled leaving my then girlfriend, now my wife.

I came back July 15th 2022 , we had intercourse same day. The next month around August 10th, she told me she's pregnant. I was like, so fast?

Long story short she delivered March 21st 2023. Then I was filled with joy and excitement, I didn't calculate much, but now I'm beginning to get a little worried if the baby is mine.

According to everyone around me, including my self conscious mum, they say the baby is my carbon copy. Good thing grin

Now I asked AI to break down the months for me, it's not up to 9 months. Below.
The baby wasn't born prematurely.
Experts in the house, mothers, is this whole thing making sense?



*From July 15, 2022 to March 21, 2023:*

*Exact duration*
*8 months, 6 days*

*In weeks*
*35 weeks + 4 days*
= *35.57 weeks* total

*In months*
*8.2 months* counting the partial month

*Breakdown:*
- Jul 15 → Aug 15 = 1 month
- Aug 15 → Sep 15 = 2 months
- Sep 15 → Oct 15 = 3 months
- Oct 15 → Nov 15 = 4 months
- Nov 15 → Dec 15 = 5 months
- Dec 15 → Jan 15 = 6 months
- Jan 15 → Feb 15 = 7 months
- Feb 15 → Mar 15 = 8 months
- Mar 15 → Mar 21 = 6 more days

Total = 249 days ÷ 7 = *35 weeks 4 days*
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Dexlomo: 12:09pm On May 22
Just do your DNA for peace of mind. There is likely a paternity fraud going on as the likely conception date is in June if the pregnancy was carried to term (40 weeks). However, if it was 38 weeks then the baby is likely yours.
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Caaz: 1:01pm On May 22
When you re going for the DNA order bon bread 2022 model.

The result go fess blur for your eyes.
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Onegai(f): 1:16pm On May 22
Caaz:
When you re going for the DNA order bon bread 2022 model.

The result go fess blur for your eyes.
Ma'am, you can be sued for using a brand in such a comment angry grin
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Onegai(f): 1:17pm On May 22
Haeg:
Some years ago I traveled leaving my then girlfriend, now my wife.

I came back July 15th 2022 , we had intercourse same day. The next month around August 10th, she told me she's pregnant. I was like, so fast?

Long story short she delivered March 21st 2023. Then I was filled with joy and excitement, I didn't calculate much, but now I'm beginning to get a little worried if the baby is mine.

According to everyone around me, including my self conscious mum, they say the baby is my carbon copy. Good thing grin

Now I asked AI to break down the months for me, it's not up to 9 months. Below.
The baby wasn't born prematurely.
Experts in the house, mothers, is this whole thing making sense?



*From July 15, 2022 to March 21, 2023:*

*Exact duration*
*8 months, 6 days*

*In weeks*
*35 weeks + 4 days*
= *35.57 weeks* total

*In months*
*8.2 months* counting the partial month

*Breakdown:*
- Jul 15 → Aug 15 = 1 month
- Aug 15 → Sep 15 = 2 months
- Sep 15 → Oct 15 = 3 months
- Oct 15 → Nov 15 = 4 months
- Nov 15 → Dec 15 = 5 months
- Dec 15 → Jan 15 = 6 months
- Jan 15 → Feb 15 = 7 months
- Feb 15 → Mar 15 = 8 months
- Mar 15 → Mar 21 = 6 more days

Total = 249 days ÷ 7 = *35 weeks 4 days*
As you don calculate am reach dis level, just go and jejely do your DNA test before devil waters this seed that has been planted in your mind and it grows into a seedling, then plant, then tree, then burns down your life.

Sha don't start acting suspicious or tell her that you're doing it, wait until result comes out.
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Caaz: 1:20pm On May 22
Onegai:
Ma'am, you can be sued for using a brand in such a comment angry grin
Hello beautiful onegai.... compliments to you maam.
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Onegai(f): 1:21pm On May 22
Caaz:
Hello beautiful onegai.... compliments to you maam.
How are you, ma?
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Caaz: 1:21pm On May 22
Only him say...his mum has used eye Guage to Guage and see say the kid looks like him.so why's he bothering himself?

The Bon bread resemblance is already established.
Onegai:
As you don calculate am reach dis level, just go and jejely do your DNA test before devil waters this seed that has been planted in your mind and it grows into a seedling, then plant, then tree, then burns down your life.
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Caaz: 1:22pm On May 22
Onegai:
How are you, ma?
Babe I dey o
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Kobojunkie: 7:35pm On May 22
Haeg:
➜...*Breakdown:*
- Jul 15 → Aug 15 = 1 month
- Aug 15 → Sep 15 = 2 months
- Sep 15 → Oct 15 = 3 months
- Oct 15 → Nov 15 = 4 months
- Nov 15 → Dec 15 = 5 months
- Dec 15 → Jan 15 = 6 months
- Jan 15 → Feb 15 = 7 months
- Feb 15 → Mar 15 = 8 months
- Mar 15 → Mar 21 = 6 more days

Total = 249 days ÷ 7 = *35 weeks 4 days*
You clearly do not trust your partner at all. And this seems to be a source of tremendous stress on your mind. Save yourself the unnecessary stress, please. Get the DNA done and go from there. 😒
Re: Do I Need DNA? by Drforsuiciders: 10:04pm On May 23
Haeg:
Some years ago I traveled leaving my then girlfriend, now my wife.

I came back July 15th 2022 , we had intercourse same day. The next month around August 10th, she told me she's pregnant. I was like, so fast?

Long story short she delivered March 21st 2023. Then I was filled with joy and excitement, I didn't calculate much, but now I'm beginning to get a little worried if the baby is mine.

According to everyone around me, including my self conscious mum, they say the baby is my carbon copy. Good thing grin

Now I asked AI to break down the months for me, it's not up to 9 months. Below.
The baby wasn't born prematurely.
Experts in the house, mothers, is this whole thing making sense?



*From July 15, 2022 to March 21, 2023:*

*Exact duration*
*8 months, 6 days*

*In weeks*
*35 weeks + 4 days*
= *35.57 weeks* total

*In months*
*8.2 months* counting the partial month

*Breakdown:*
- Jul 15 → Aug 15 = 1 month
- Aug 15 → Sep 15 = 2 months
- Sep 15 → Oct 15 = 3 months
- Oct 15 → Nov 15 = 4 months
- Nov 15 → Dec 15 = 5 months
- Dec 15 → Jan 15 = 6 months
- Jan 15 → Feb 15 = 7 months
- Feb 15 → Mar 15 = 8 months
- Mar 15 → Mar 21 = 6 more days

Total = 249 days ÷ 7 = *35 weeks 4 days*
Trusting daughter of eve is like trusting a snake not to bite. D whole ting looks so suspicious
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