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thesolutions:
This small tortoise came to my house after heavy downpour.
I could not protect it for long. I can't keep it.
Some guys took it.
It's the end for the tortoise.

You can't protect an ancestor, what a pity

Compliant:
Finally, they were able to get your location after all these years

mogbe!

JealousCobra:
You can't protect an ancestor, what a pity

No. My ancestors are not dumb. The tortoise did not talk.

Stephen0mozzy:
Hehe... It depends. On a scale of 1 to 10, how superstitious are you?

If between 5 and 7, na the Messenger of the Gods you allow boys carry commot so o. You wey the gods dey protect since you were born, them send messenger to come deliver good news, you nor fit guide.


If above 8, you supposed dey kabash "die by fire" right now. Na arrow from fada abi moda side naim day break meet so. Be like village people nor dey change to bat again, na tortoise now. And mehn your spiritual life must be very low o, for them to send tortoise to you - dem reason am say, spiritually, you nor fit even outrun a tortoise.


But, if you nor believe in iberiberism. Na just ordinary tortoise wey miss road.

Lolz! Shebi I don tell you before say you dey always crack me up with your witty response and overall analysis of things.
Once again tuwale for the wise sayings, especially the last line.
(But if you no believe in iberiberism, na just ordinary tortoise wey miss road)
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Kalulu44:
Lolz! Shebi I don tell you before say you dey always crack me up with your witty response and overall analysis of things.
Once again tuwale for the wise sayings, especially the last line.
(But if you no believe in iberiberism, na just ordinary tortoise wey miss road)
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Hehe... My boss 🙌🏾 😅

Na your ancestors visit to take you on a journey to make more money

focus7:
Guy, forget about ancestor bullshit, you are probably living in area close by to river side or bush. That tortoise simply wondered to your doorstep, you either cook and eat it or throw it back to the bush or better still, give it to someone who can eat it.

Lol. I think seh u wan lecture me about how to begin worship tortoise

Adakintroy:
We are too negative animals are part of the natural order and in all advance society are part of the study.
We see cats owl, bats and we judge them negative from the start. It's poor and we should be positive about our world. God is the creator of all things.

God bless you for this

Stephen0mozzy:
Hehe... It depends. On a scale of 1 to 10, how superstitious are you?

If between 5 and 7, na the Messenger of the Gods you allow boys carry commot so o. You wey the gods dey protect since you were born, them send messenger to come deliver good news, you nor fit guide.


If above 8, you supposed dey kabash "die by fire" right now. Na arrow from fada abi moda side naim day break meet so. Be like village people nor dey change to bat again, na tortoise now. And mehn your spiritual life must be very low o, for them to send tortoise to you - dem reason am say, spiritually, you nor fit even outrun a tortoise.


But, if you nor believe in iberiberism. Na just ordinary tortoise wey miss road.

Lol.. Enter Nollywood bro