₦airaland Forum

Typical Nigerian.
People that should be in the streets like the Kenyans, are instead competing to see who can survive hardship better.

Nigeria really is a politician's paradise.

Thanks to wife materials like you just like our mothers do magic when we were kids . You are a blessing to anyone who marry you , somethings need to be taught am sure your sister now know how to manage with the little she will be given.

Caaz:
The rest of the soup I had to package it for her to take home to her kids.
Life no hard...na you wan use beef/chicken/icefish cook.

We should learn how to improvise and think outside the box.

The chicken she wanted me to use to do the experiment and I nor gree.

Be deceiving yourself, if you like don't vote wisely!

voortrekker966:
You made food for a one time meal.

Money has so much lost value that a proper pot of soup that will serve 3 different meals for a family of four is nothing less than 15k no matter how you want to economise.

The soup would last them till tomorrow morning....I gave her some foodstuffs and paint of garri.

I just wanted teaching her how to manage shikena

Nada concerns me with politics.....

DLuciano:
Be deceiving yourself, if you like don't vote wisely!

Caaz:
The soup would last them till tomorrow morning....I gave her some foodstuffs and paint of garri.

I just wanted teaching her how to manage shikena

Thanks for your innovation. May God increase your wisdom and your generosity.

Caaz:
My sis visited me complaining her husband gave her 5k to prepare food that it's too meagre.

I told her to manage it and whip any meal together so her kids can see what to eat when they return from school...madam kept insisting that the money won't go anywhere.


A family of 4......So in order to teach her how to manage with her husband for the time being since he's a good man....make she nor use her hands push him outside.

I told her to give me the money so I would cook the meal for her.then she can take it home.
I insisted on buying everything from outside.

She said there's no way I can cook with less than 5k.

She was even teasing me that we should use one of my bird join the experiment(lolz)

Here are the things I bought from the market
Pepper #200
Redoil 300
Melon 450
Maggi #100
Sachet tomato 150
Dried tilapia fish #500
Okpehi 200
A cup of garri 100(for experimental purposes)
Spaghetti #1000
Onions #100

That mean you don't get anything at home. Why will you buy red oil and maggi?

If I had used my foodstuffs at home to prepare the meal...how then will I be able to prove to her that I can cook these meals at that amount?

Mrtrend1:
That mean you don't get anything at home. Why will you buy red oil and maggi?

I don't know what you're trying to prove but I don't believe you can cook anything with that amount. You didn't mention oil, salt and other ingredients.

I know it's all about politics but try something believable next time.

This is highly impossible there is no 200 naira pepper even if you see it won’t be more than 5 pieces.
How you manage to cook both spaghetti and egusi with the satchel tomato and that pepper is a lie even transport to that market go and come is over 1k. The reality is Nigeria is gone no amount of suger coating can turn stone to bread. God will never allow me eat this kinda suffer food you just cook amen..

Removed the cateract from your eyes and read from the first page...I listed everything there.

Jangbajantis:
I don't know what you're trying to prove but I don't believe you can cook anything with that amount. You didn't mention oil, salt and other ingredients.

I know it's all about politics but try something believable next time.

Caaz:
My sis visited me complaining her husband gave her 5k to prepare food that it's too meagre.

I told her to manage it and whip any meal together so her kids can see what to eat when they return from school...madam kept insisting that the money won't go anywhere.


A family of 4......So in order to teach her how to manage with her husband for the time being since he's a good man....make she nor use her hands push him outside.

I told her to give me the money so I would cook the meal for her.then she can take it home.
I insisted on buying everything from outside.

She said there's no way I can cook with less than 5k.

She was even teasing me that we should use one of my bird join the experiment(lolz)

Here are the things I bought from the market
Pepper #200
Redoil 300
Melon 450
Maggi #100
Sachet tomato 150
Dried tilapia fish #500
Okpehi 200
A cup of garri 100(for experimental purposes)
Spaghetti #1000
Onions #100

You did not use crayfish? You already had salt? How many cup of garri will be enough for family of 4? Put it on your list? What about the ugu is it free? Them no go drink pure water while eating abi them get pump water for house?

Are you serious like there is no ground pepper sold for #200.Bro are you living in Uganda?
Well in naija here.there is #200 naira ground pepper.even #100 naira own dey.



People that are LEGITIMATELY working to earn money knows there is grounded pepper sold at #100.



What if my house is with the proximity of the market?

Badb0y4lyf:
This is highly impossible there is no 200 naira pepper even if you see it won’t be more than 5 pieces.
How you manage to cook both spaghetti and egusi with the satchel tomato and that pepper is a lie even transport to that market go and come is over 1k. The reality is Nigeria is gone no amount of suger coating can turn stone to bread. God will never allow me eat this kinda suffer food you just cook amen..

Caaz:
No be bad thing to use crayfish and egg take dey align.

My question is...wetin you don put in place to make sure say you nor go dey buy eggs?

Good question ⁉️


People don't actually give it a thought...


You can start the journey now by getting just 5 noiler birds and feeds them with kitchen waste, corn and millet, in 5 months time 1 noiler will gives you at least 5 eggs per week then multiply that by 5.

You argue blindly oga.......
Nope I didn't use crayfish
I don't know how many cups of garri will be enough for them....my aim was to teach her how to manage in times when the husband is low on funds.



I gave her a paint of garri to take home and some foodstuffs.

dettolgel:
You did not use crayfish? You already had salt? How many cup of garri will be enough for family of 4? Put it on your list? What about the ugu is it free? Them no go drink pure water while eating abi them get pump water for house?

Sachet tomato is 200, Oga. Where do sell red oil #300?

Well as a bachelor you can do something like that with that amount.

You can never run away from ulcer

Smart you you understood my question

I do not buy eggs.same with veggies.my noilers provides me with eggs so I m covered in the aspect of eggs.

A crate of egg is now 8500

truthhurts2:
Good question ⁉️


People don't actually give it a thought...


You can start the journey now by getting just 5 noiler birds and feeds them with kitchen waste, corn and millet, in 5 months time 1 noiler will gives you at least 5 eggs per week then multiply that by 5.

I have only one prayer for you. May God run your life and family the way Tinubu is running Nigeria IJN. Amen.

Alliswell248:
You are a good citizen.

Meanwhile, these are some of the achievements of this administration.

🇳🇬 President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has initiated all these.

Nigerians can not wait to re-elect him.

🏛 Governance & Finance
• 💰 NELFUND
• 🏦 CreditCorp
• 🏛 LGA Autonomy
• 💵 Naira-for-Crude Policy
• 💳 National Credit Guarantee Company (NCGC)
• 🏗 Budget Deficit Down: from 50% (2023) → 25% (2025)
• 💼 Tax Bill passed
• 💹 Increased Revenue
• 💶 Non-Oil Exports Up 40% in 2 years
• 💰 Over $40bn Foreign Investment
• 📈 Stock Exchange Boom
• 📊 Trade Surplus: ₦18 trillion in 2 years
• 🔒 No More Printing Money for FAAC
• 💵 States No Longer Borrow to Pay Salaries

⚙️ Economic & Infrastructure Reforms
• 🌾 Livestock Ministry
• 🏭 SAPZ (Special Agric Processing Zones)
• 🚍 Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) Initiative
• 🛠 Refineries Activation (Shut Only When Unprofitable)
• 🛣 Coastal Highway: Lagos–Calabar
• 🛣 Sokoto–Badagry & Other Legacy Roads
• ⛽️ Oil-Asset-Metering / Oil Theft Reduction
• 💧 NNPC Funds Credited Directly
• ⛏ Mining Reforms
• ⚓️ Maritime Enhanced Monitoring System (MEMS)
• 🌍 Positive Balance of Trade
• 🏠 MREIF Mortgage Initiative

🧑‍🏫 Social & Development Initiatives
• 👷‍♀️ 3MTTT (Tech Talent Training)
• 🧑‍🔧 TVET (Technical & Vocational Education Training)
• 🧒 Nutrition 774 Initiative
• 🧭 Renewed Hope Ward Development Programme (8,089 Wards Nationwide)
• 🌱 Green Imperative Project
• 🧵 Cotton, Textile & Garment Dev. Board
• 🍫 Cocoa Board Reinstated
• 🚜 NIPOST Agricultural Infrastructure & Logistics (NAILI)
• 🏫 DL4ALL (NITDA Digital Learning for All)
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• 🧍 Forest Guards for 1,149 Reserves
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• 🚌 6 Mega CNG Bus Terminals (Regional Zones)
• 🏢 Jobs & Training Support for 1000 Beneficiaries per Ward

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• ⚕️ Health Reforms
• 💊 Increased Medical Investment
• 🧍‍♂️ Minimum Wage (100%+ Increment)
• 📉 IMF Debt reduced from $3.26bn → $800.23m
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• 🏦 CBN Stabilised
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Argue with your keyboard

Caaz:
Nada concerns me with politics.....

Voting is your civic right, it has nothing to do with politics. I am neither a politician, but whether you like it or not the government that governs and made policies for you is consequential to your overall success, peace, growth and even longevity.

Nor dey argue wetin you nor know....some sachet tomato here is #150-200

Yet...they sell redoil #300(small action bitter bottle)
If you nor Sabi something
..ask questions.


You like the food abii you nor like ham?


Make I remind you say
..The food sweet

Inosky:
Sachet tomato is 200, Oga. Where do sell red oil #300?

Well as a bachelor you can do something like that with that amount.

Caaz:
You argue blindly oga.......
Nope I didn't use crayfish
I don't know how many cups of garri will be enough for them....my aim was to teach her how to manage in times when the husband is low on funds.



I gave her a paint of garri to take home and some foodstuffs.

I am not arguing with you, so you don't have to be all defensive If I argue with you, you sure would know

I am only asking questions that if you had cool down to think it through, you would have accounted for it (and use that opportunity to add a caveat to your cost analysis).

You win sir....this is the period you don't argue anyhow.

DLuciano:
Voting is your civic right, it has nothing to do with politics. I am neither a politician, but whether you like it or not the government that governs and made policies for you is consequential to your overall success, peace, growth and even longevity.

Sonofgod1990:
Make una try to dey use una number six. So you think he will finish eating the garri and the spaghetti in a Day?

it won’t be hard to see someone whose problem ha ls overcome him,he has already given up

deavicky:
this can only happen where they stay. My wife was not around, I say make I fry small egg, i no see pepper i gave my girl #200 to buy pepper she came and told me they don’t sale pepper for 200 it has to be from 500 upward.

Exactly,fresh pepper for my side Akwa na from #500 upwards. Even the #500 own you go shed tears unlike in mainland Ikorodu I can get it at #200 and much bigger self.

Caaz:
Nor dey argue wetin you nor know....some sachet tomato here is #150-200

Yet...they sell redoil #300(small action bitter bottle)
If you nor Sabi something
..ask questions.


You like the food abii you nor like ham?


Make I remind you say
..The food sweet

That was then, sachet now is #200 all over Nigeria. You probably begged the red oil seller to ration it.
The same red oil you used to cook spaghetti? Jezz! The food can't be close to be sweet...talk less of sweet

Again, you no Sabi cook, no dey hype yourself this APC being.

Inosky:
That was then, sachet now is #200 all over Nigeria. You probably begged the red oil seller to ration it.
The same red oil you used to cook spaghetti? Jezz! The food can't be close to be sweet...talk less of sweet

Again, you no Sabi cook, no dey hype yourself this APC being.

Thanks for the laughs

I nor Sabi cook....nor make some of my clients hear you o
Oya use these pics hold body

Sonnobax15:
you too Sabi my sis.

Kudos💪

WE Deltans no dey carry last

Caaz:
The rest of the soup I had to package it for her to take home to her kids.
Life no hard...na you wan use beef/chicken/icefish cook.

We should learn how to improvise and think outside the box.

The chicken she wanted me to use to do the experiment and I nor gree.

You deserve an award,I really doff my hat for you......the country is hard and iys going through a rough patch but citizens must survive.

Na so my brother

Lithiumite:
You deserve an award,I really doff my hat for you......the country is hard and iys going through a rough patch but citizens must survive.

Lanretoye:
it won’t be hard to see someone whose problem ha ls overcome him,he has already given up

Dis man I no just understand you aswear 😔