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You finally get the chance to go on an important date with your long-time crush, but just as you step out in public, something unexpected happens, what would you do?


Source: Obembe Tosin

I can't stop laughing

You will go home and change or inform her you no gonna make it again

That's a great sign that you're embarking on a worthless journey

A journey of an avoidable debit that wouldn't add any meaningful impact to your life. In fact ,that baby is a national asset . And if that gentleman can have the foresight to see what that baby has seen, he'd be the one to buy his next baby food

That's blessing in disguise. I will go home and abandon the date

Sonnobax15:

That's a great sign that you're embarking on a worthless journey

A journey of an avoidable debit that wouldn't add any meaningful impact to your life. In fact ,that baby is a national asset . And if that gentleman can have the foresight to see what that baby has seen, he'd be the one to buy his next baby food

Na blessings in disguise o


Nlfpmod Seun mynd44 Lalasticlala

That's a divine message from an angel of a child, telling you man that's not good for you
Better go home and be happy with gratitude to God for the information.


God saved me too many times through kids, kids are angels and they see beyond physical but can only explain it with performance and gestures.


If na me i go credit the mother on behalf of the angel.

That's a blessing

I will only continue the journey if the said crush was the one that paid for transportation and the cloths I will be wearing.

If I'm the one that paid everything by myself, taa make the crush gataway her dia.

If you know how much the baby just saved my nigga

obembet:
You finally get the chance to go on an important date with your long-time crush, but just as you step out in public, something unexpected happens, what would you do?


Source: Obembe Tosin

Nlfpmod Seun mynd44 Lalasticlala

I grew up with toddlers and babies. No offense.
But some people

Na acid be that?
Just clean it up and move on

marlow1962:
I will only continue the journey is the said crush was the one that paid for transportation and the cloths I will be wearing.

If I'm the one that paid everything by myself, taa make the crush gataway her dia.

If you know how much the baby just saved my nigga

u people will never succeed to kill me with laugh ....NEVER!!

I will just change the date to calendar...lol.

Not a big deal..

I will just clean it up

As a Father, na to help the mother take care of that child and Clean my cloth.. Nothing else

The way i go take return back eh....make that date stay postponed....and if the crush vex even after explanation, make the crush GETAT!!

I will just clean it up and chill somewhere till it dry up, get a nice perfume and continue my journey.

Nothing, i will only clean up myself. After all, you poop or vomit for your mama clothes too.

Nah sori nah,wetin you wan do,you wan beat the pikin or cari d mama go station?

Blessing in disguise, you may not know the disaster that await you.
Simply return home

Absolutely nothing. He's a lil man.just take it like ur own child and move on

Clean my shirt with the mother’s handkerchief or if I have my own in my pocket.

Shouting or getting mad won’t change anything.

Nothing oo!!!


E better pass make grown person pour me spit oo.

I go clean my shirt and probably continue my journey if am comfortable with the shirt

As a father, nothing! Will I be happy about the situation? No. But then, it’s obvious it wasn’t intentional.

BTW, that picture reminded me of the day I was travelling to Umuahia. I was seated at the back when the driver asked me to move to the front seat. Of course, I wasn’t happy about it, but I just agreed so there’d be peace.

Meanwhile, the passenger sitting beside me at the back before I changed seats was seriously demol!shing hot okpa. When we got to Okigwe, I honestly don’t know what happened to the guy, but all of a sudden he started vomiting badly. Unfortunately, it was the person that replaced me at the back seat that received the full package. 😂

At that point, I just thanked God because that could’ve easily been me. 😀

Sonnobax15:

That's a great sign that you're embarking on a worthless journey

A journey of an avoidable debit that wouldn't add any meaningful impact to your life. In fact ,that baby is a national asset . And if that gentleman can have the foresight to see what that baby has seen, he'd be the one to buy his next baby food

But you need to spend that Ughelli money for one girl at least o.

Meanwhile so many weird superstitious folks up there. Sign ke wonders ni.

It's either this, or motor splash potopotor for your body, things happen. I'll call to extend the appointment a little further, run back home and get dressed. I go sofri carry bolt sha.... Maybe na my missing rib village people no want make i meet.

You wan beat the pikin before? For journey wey nor worth am

That's a sign of good luck!
I will transfer some money to the mom for procurement of more baby milk and toys.


Then I'll go and change my clothes,while keeping my date/crush in control via phone.

Haha...I go just laugh o....good for me I'm a chill person , won't react in any crazy way evn if the outing is very important, go just figure out solution maybe to buy a new shirt and move on 🫪

IamAtAnger:
You wan beat the pikin before? For journey wey nor worth am

I go stab the mama.. and slap hell out of the pikin for doing such a disgusting stuffs... then I wait for the father..

Case closed nah to go back home and change location to my humble abode.

It's a baby, so there is little or nothing you can do. Just buy a bottle of water and wash yourself.

Assuming it's an urgent job interview and you are running late and this happens.

AS E BE SO NA TO F0RK THE PIKIN MAMA SO OOOO