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How else do you want him to examine you before?

Thank God self say no be woman doctor you meet

I once went to see a Urologist, him say make I pull trouser, guy man use hand dey examine my G*ola

Thank God say no be woman, e for turn another thing

Emeskhalifa:
Just incase you don't know in every 10 persons on earth, 4 ger hemorrhoid (Pile)

But if you know say you never born pikin, no gree make dem operate am o

I did hemorrhoidectomy and still gave birth after the surgery

splmosixx:
Anyone with genuine cure/solution for hemorrhoids

Take strong pile herbs 3 days and the whole thing will enter. Too much of sugary things cause it.

Toymax88:
I did hemorrhoidectomy and still gave birth after the surgery

You were lucky. Not all who did it were

Stephen0mozzy:
Just dey pray and thank God for good health my brother. Else na student nurse go shook pipe for your John Thomas (Catheterization).

that one will end up treating it's bacteria

God help you say medical students no dey there to use you practice

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

rectal exam is not pleasant for anyone. So before you complain, think about how the doctor feels putting his hand in your anus as a straight man and he still need to use the hand to eat.

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

You mean he cut open your yansh in front of everybody to examine wetin dey worry you

Them just finger you for fun, something wey you suppose use agbo melt

BestLife247:
True, true talk. But Doctors only know the Knowledge Scope written in Text Book for them to know. There is far more to Sound Health than what Doctors were thought. Research how John D. Rockefeller destroyed University Herbal Knowledges and replaced with big Pharma Synthetics medical for Profits. My journey into Herbal Health Research started because no Hospital could cure my CFS (Chronic Fatigue Syndrome has no medical cure). I did HIV Test more than 5 Times thinking I had HIV because of the way I was constantly feeling so tired even after so much extra Sleep. I couldn't perform to my Academic Peak throughout University because of this. I later became BornAgain years after school and Spirit let me to research History of mainstream Health stuffs. I later cured myself with that hard inside seed of Dabino(Dates) + Red Jathropha Leafs + some other dried roots grinded together. I feel far more Healthier now than over 15 Years ago when I was in University.

Ayomisure:
Omo nah doctor una be una nor be God oo😂

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That’s why dem too dey die like fowl

ravensckar:
5 years ago, I went for tooth extraction. Na one small fine yellow pawpaw dey chook chisel for my mouth comot my teeth.

At a point, I was screaming and she told me to be a man. I told her that her gender wey dey fear rat and cockroach dey preach bravery. Shuo!

Na so she quiet. The rest of the proceedure was marked by awkward silence. Na Dentist you be, you no get extra life.

#Picks_tooth

I once accompanied my dad to remove his tooth when I was tender. The pain was something else that I vowed not to extract any of my tooth. I now have a tooth with opening. Should I fill it or extract?

Stephen0mozzy:
Just dey pray and thank God for good health my brother. Else na student nurse go shook pipe for your John Thomas (Catheterization).

my brother who well no know wetin God do for am oo

There is the second option of keeping your pride but dropping dead one day. Why didn’t you pick it?

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

Stephen0mozzy:
Just dey pray and thank God for good health my brother. Else na student nurse go shook pipe for your John Thomas (Catheterization).

Student nurse for catheter still good na. I don see some local places wey na ward orderly dey insert catheter. I’m a man (non-medic), but I’ve seen some gynaecological procedures (don’t ask me how or why plix). If ordinary rectal exam dey weaken man, make he come imagine female v4ginal examination by a male O&G.

Stephen0mozzy:
Just dey pray and thank God for good health my brother. Else na student nurse go shook pipe for your John Thomas (Catheterization).

No na

Medical student or student nurse no go pass catheter for u like that na

Except if na teaching hospital

Under supervision of course

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

Lol. When my brother was sick and I followed him to the hospital for this same issue, come and see how doctors and interns were taking questions from like four adult patients (all males) at the same time, all were having the same condition. Though, he later died of different illness before he could get the recommended surgery.

Amotolongbo:
Hope say no be muscular rod with cap he “chook” you?

Haemorrhoid is more common among male adults than we could possibly imagine. I knew this when I accompanied my late brother to the teaching hospital. I was shocked!

DeltaBachelor:
I swear. Just pray o. So many men with kidney and prostate issues

Prostate

dauntless15:
The moment you bend for another man you've lost your manliness, if alternative no dey i dey go house abeg, i fit kpai from shame thinking about it.

Manlinness and going back home where pain dey? Pain and ill health are not joke

eagleonearth:
I once accompanied my dad to remove his tooth when I was tender. The pain was something else that I vowed not to extract any of my tooth. I now have a tooth with opening. Should I fill it or extract?

Bros, it's better you extract o. Filling is way expensive.

You'll definitely feel pain no doubt, but in less than a week, it will subside.

maasoap:
Manlinness and going back home where pain dey? Pain and ill health are not joke

I said what i said, emotional trauma is also a kind of pain that is difficult to live with.

ravensckar:
Bros, it's better you extract o. Filling is way expensive.

You'll definitely feel pain no doubt, but in less than a week, it will subside.

I heard the problem will be transferred to the tooth next to the one out want to extract and the pain continues.

eagleonearth:
I heard the problem will be transferred to the tooth next to the one out want to extract and the pain continues.

So I heard too, but on the bright side, you get to be free for a few years.

The dentist did give me a valuable advice; that I should always brush my teeth after dinner. I've been doing that and so far, it has been working.

Around last year, I had a problem with another tooth. Went to the hospital and had it checked. Right there, a tiny hole was discovered. I was asked to change my tooth paste and refrain from taking anything too hot or too cold. They asked me to come back for another check up but I no gree go again. I don tire jare!

See ehn, teeth problem no be child's play. But wetin man go do nau? Some people have real health problems, if me I'm now going to hospital because of teeth, it will be like an insult to them.

#Picks_tooth

I remember when I went to do operation for Hernia.
At first i thought it was my family doctor that will attend to me alone by himself, since he works in that hospital, but I was wrong😂.
This man invited some medical students about 3 females and 1 male to come and learn as I was been operated upon.
They gave me one medicine that will make not to feel the pains during operation.
So, they spread my legs and started the operation .
Omo shame wear me senator that day🥹🤣

ravensckar:
5 years ago, I went for tooth extraction. Na one small fine yellow pawpaw dey chook chisel for my mouth comot my teeth.

At a point, I was screaming and she told me to be a man. I told her that her gender wey dey fear rat and cockroach dey preach bravery. Shuo!

Na so she quiet. The rest of the proceedure was marked by awkward silence. Na Dentist you be, you no get extra life.

#Picks_tooth

ravensckar:
So I heard too, but on the bright side, you get to be free for a few years.

The dentist did give me a valuable advice; that I should always brush my teeth after dinner. I've been doing that and so far, it has been working.

Around last year, I had a problem with another tooth. Went to the hospital and had it checked. Right there, a tiny hole was discovered. I was asked to change my tooth paste and refrain from taking anything too hot or too cold. They asked me to come back for another check up but I no gree go again. I don tire jare!

See ehn, teeth problem no be child's play. But wetin man go do nau? Some people have real health problems, if me I'm now going to hospital because of teeth, it will be like an insult to them.

#Picks_tooth

yea bro tooth issues is a child's play to what some terrible type of sickness use people eye dey see. You see brushing after dinner, we plenty on this table wey dey default.

Reason to be always clean down there at all times.

oyoofong:
The desire to live,na him humble you naa! Na so one otondo boy wey dem do operation for, find out say na woman shave am before dem operate on am.De guy Vex,run go home Unto say his public hair was shaved by a female nurse.

Ayomisure:
I went to a teaching hospital to see a doctor today for a case of internal haemorrhoid, to cut long story short, this man say he wan do rectal examination, say mah face wall off trouser, I no first understand 😂💔
Omo, I no get choice o, if you see wetin this man dey chook me like say I say I offend am, worst thing be say, no be only him dey there, Omo I just bow my head, I no fit talk anything 😂💔

Health matters..not your bum bum

Amotolongbo:
Hope say no be muscular rod with cap he “chook” you?

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I wanted to share my personal experience with health insurance in India because I feel many people only understand it properly when they actually file a claim.

When I bought my first policy, I thought it was simple—pay premium, get covered, and everything would be cashless. But during real hospitalization, I realized there are several conditions that quietly affect how much you actually get.

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I assumed cashless meant I wouldn’t have to pay anything. That wasn’t fully true.

Even in cashless claims, I ended up paying for:

consumables like gloves, masks, syringes
certain hospital administrative charges
small non-medical items

These are often not fully covered, depending on the policy.

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This is one of the most important things I learned.

My policy had a room rent cap, and I didn’t pay attention to it. When I chose a room above the allowed limit, the insurer didn’t just reduce room charges—they applied proportional deductions to the entire bill.

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Pre-existing disease not disclosed
Waiting period not completed
Treatment outside network hospital (for cashless)
Missing or incorrect medical documents
Policy exclusions (cosmetic or non-essential treatments)

Most rejections are not random—they are usually linked to policy conditions.

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Earlier, I only looked at price. Now I check:

room rent rules
sub-limits on treatments
claim settlement history
hospital network size
co-pay clauses
waiting periods

I also once used https://www.bimascore.com/ to compare policies more clearly, and it helped me understand differences I had missed before.

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Cashless: easier during emergencies but limited to network hospitals
Reimbursement: more flexible but requires upfront payment and paperwork

Both are useful depending on the situation.

Final Thoughts

Health insurance in India is not as straightforward as it looks. The real value depends on understanding the fine print—especially room rent limits, exclusions, and claim rules.

I just wanted to share this in case it helps someone avoid surprises during a medical emergency.

What do you mean by "reduce transit time pls?"

Discountsempai:
Prevention ...eat fiber, get fiber in your diet..fruits and veg. Keeps your stool soft and reduces transit time. Also, drink enough water
Cure? See your surgeon and gastroenterologist please.

Pile killed your brother?
Goodmorning.

maasoap:
Lol. When my brother was sick and I followed him to the hospital for this same issue, come and see how doctors and interns were taking questions from like four adult patients (all males) at the same time, all were having the same condition. Though, he later died of different illness before he could get the recommended surgery.


Haemorrhoid is more common among male adults than we could possibly imagine. I knew this when I accompanied my late brother to the teaching hospital. I was shocked!

The doctor told you what made your teeth to go bad?

ravensckar:
Bros, it's better you extract o. Filling is way expensive.

You'll definitely feel pain no doubt, but in less than a week, it will subside.

Same pile that they don't have cure for. I remember when I was battling with pile and they wanted to try that rubbish, I refused to allow them use that rod on me because it's mere investigative, not curative procedure.
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Imagine wanting to insert rod inside ya ass just to know if I have pile. Shay me wet get pile no no say I get pile? Nonsense people. Me I no gree. If all the signs and symptoms I explain no do them, make them park well.