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Tell your nephew to tell him he go soon die

meobizy:
I know one potbellied man in my area who buys it because of the muscled man in the picture. I wonder, if you’ve never run a race in your life, how will your body manufacture the required energy to attempt a marathon? Time will tell in his case.

My 20-year-old nephew said his 18-year-old roommate takes Vega pills every time his girlfriend comes to spend the weekend. They’ve lived together for six months, and the young male has made it a routine every visit. I wonder what type of orientation created such a protocol.

Ikennaford:
You the ignorant person here

Thank you, sage . I'm not going to argue with an inexperienced neophyte

Tenses:
All these thing dey confuse

I know a macho that hits the gym regularly but his wife complained he isn't great in the other room.

I know of a guy that consumes at least half crate of beer🍺 per day. Women flock this guy. I was curious to how he does it despite not good looking or rich, he told me that he's a machine in the other room.

For me, taking alot of water 💧 and exercising improve my stamina in the other room but if I take alcohol, long John go quick rise and go quick fall as well.

I think one should understand his body reactions to these mixtures.

Dey drop the lies small small nau. It's quite early in the day to drop these big lies.🥱🥱

Demonic01:
The most effective sex performance drug is Anafranil, you can even pair the pills with viagra if you have a shower type of prick dealing with poor erection and this method is extremely safe because you can get a card of Anafranil from a good pharmacy.

You can still take it without viagra and the best part is that you will take the a dose 3-6 hours before show down and it has no side effects, your babe may stay with you all day and not know that you took the drug and continuous usage of this drug increases your performance on bed even when you did not take it. If you abuse the drug nah you know. Pair the medication and do kegel exercises from time to time and become a fullfilled man in the other room.

Drinking concoctions and man power herbs will only compromise your organs.

You fit Bleep sef with anafranil make you nor even cum during your 2-3 round. Nah who get strength go Bleep for 40mins - 2 hours. 😂😂

Bro stop spreading misinformation. Anafranil had side effects and i won't encourage anyone to take Anafranil and Viagra at thesame time. It will trigger dizziness, drastic drop in blood pressure and can even cause fainting etc

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Dey drop the lies small small nau. It's quite early in the day to drop these big lies.🥱🥱

What reason do I have to lie. I am 😕

BigYash:
It's funny. These ladies will drink Hollandia and eat good food before sex. Niggas will go taking poison to satisfy someone who has nothing less than 20 body counts..

Worst are those who wants to satisfy brothel oloshos. Some goes as to giving mouth action to oloshos..

Some men are not supposed to be called men at all. These generation z are worst..

You will pay for sex,pay for food,pay for hotel,just to make the lady feel comfortable. You will no go and drink poison to satisfy the same person you are paying for sex..

Isn't that insanity?

Na big insanity my brother ..whenever I remember that I used to care about women I just laugh because that was the ignorant me.

Sisqoman:
Omoh!!
Drink domipa and thank me later

what is Domipa?

still yet medically lasting 3/5 minutes is normal & enough, What will you be doing one hours on top woman

Dpharmacist:
"Lasting Longer" With Jekonmo? The Joke Is Funny, The Health Risk Is Not

A viral joke recently caught my attention. A man proudly claimed he drank two bottles of Jekonmo and transformed into a wizard in the bedroom, only for the punchline to reveal that the entire performance lasted less than four minutes.

Many people laughed, but beneath the comedy lies a serious reality.

Far too many men are becoming dependent on herbal mixtures, energy drinks, stimulants, and unregulated sexual enhancers in the hope of improving performance. What starts as a quick fix often becomes a dangerous habit.

The uncomfortable truth is that no bottle can permanently replace good health.

Many of these products contain unknown ingredients, excessive sugar, caffeine, stimulants, and other substances that may increase heart rate, raise blood pressure, cause palpitations, stress the kidneys, and create long term health problems. The biggest danger is that many users have no idea what they are actually consuming.

A man struggling with stamina should first ask important questions.

Am I exercising regularly?
Am I overweight?
Am I sleeping well?
Do I drink too much alcohol?
Do I smoke?
Do I have an untreated medical condition?
Do I have diabetes, hypertension, or cardiovascular disease?

Real stamina is built through fitness, healthy blood circulation, strong lungs, proper sleep, good nutrition, and overall physical wellbeing. No shortcut can replace those foundations.

Many men spend money chasing temporary performance while ignoring the habits that create lasting results. A bottle may create a brief sensation, but it cannot compensate for poor health.

Every man should understand this simple fact: if your body is healthy, your performance will usually improve naturally. If your health is declining, no amount of stimulants will solve the underlying problem.

The goal should not be impressing someone for one night. The goal should be protecting your heart, kidneys, blood vessels, and overall quality of life for decades.

A few minutes of performance is never worth risking a lifetime of health complications.

1. Drink more water.
2. Exercise consistently.
3. Reduce excessive sugar and alcohol.
4. Treat medical conditions early.
5. Get proper medical advice when necessary.

Real strength is not found in a bottle. Real strength is found in discipline, fitness, and good health.

U be bad man!

Demonic01:
The most effective sex performance drug is Anafranil, you can even pair the pills with viagra if you have a shower type of prick dealing with poor erection and this method is extremely safe because you can get a card of Anafranil from a good pharmacy.

You can still take it without viagra and the best part is that you will take the a dose 3-6 hours before show down and it has no side effects, your babe may stay with you all day and not know that you took the drug and continuous usage of this drug increases your performance on bed even when you did not take it. If you abuse the drug nah you know. Pair the medication and do kegel exercises from time to time and become a fullfilled man in the other room.

Drinking concoctions and man power herbs will only compromise your organs.

You fit Bleep sef with anafranil make you nor even cum during your 2-3 round. Nah who get strength go Bleep for 40mins - 2 hours. 😂😂

I just clocked 38 and of recent let me say 3mnths ago I noticed I don't last long infact I release as quick as 1-2min once I am pumping.
- I tried the one called BLUE and for 2days I was sick with serious headache because I don't take sex enhancing drugs or concussions.

Generally I can stay 5-10mins depending on my mood and wellbeing. Although I am not the 2nd round person...I do my 1 round jejely which can last 30-1hr doin all sorts of things but once ontop 5-10mins.

The important things to NOTE

When I was doing 5-10mins pumping
I drink minerals alot
I am overweight
I sleep well
I have Job paying me well
I don't drink alcohol


Now that I do 1-2mins
I still drink my minerals as usual
I am overweight
I don't have a job
I sleep very well
Sadly I am depressed and always thinking and feeling sick
I started drinking alcohol let say 2bottles in 7days


Although I have kids infact all boys and twins
- I have reduced my miniral intakes
- Alcohol dat one I have stopped it like 1mnth it was easy as hating poverty
- I am hoping to see improvement may be when my mind is stable, get a job then I can say there is a big problem if I still do 1-2mins
- I am hoping to get a job but seriously still over thinking but pushing through.
- Reducing my weight and doing exercise is my priority also make God help me

Most men truly lack SED and no fatherly love because what the fark is this?? If you want to make any woman smile , go with furplay not your jangling johnny.

ReacherSaidNoth:
It is ignorant to suggest that men only want to last longer for women. Being able to go long is also a source of temporary fulfillment for men, they want to savor what they enjoy for as long as they want.

You get it. I’m surprised even men have the notion that lasting longer is for female pleasure only.

BigYash:
So you want to last long at the detriment of your health? Professor oya Continue!

You can go as long as you want without drugs. Go build up muscles and your health in general and watch you go on and on and on.

MEGA4BILLION:
Men killing themselves to satisfy the unsatisfiable

Satisfaction that only two of his fingers will do for the girl.

FlamingBulb:
I just clocked 38 and of recent let me say 3mnths ago I noticed I don't last long infact I release as quick as 1-2min once I am pumping.
- I tried the one called BLUE and for 2days I was sick with serious headache because I don't take sex enhancing drugs or concussions.

Generally I can stay 5-10mins depending on my mood and wellbeing. Although I am not the 2nd round person...I do my 1 round jejely which can last 30-1hr doin all sorts of things but once ontop 5-10mins.

The important things to NOTE

When I was doing 5-10mins pumping
I drink minerals alot
I am overweight
I sleep well
I have Job paying me well
I don't drink alcohol


Now that I do 1-2mins
I still drink my minerals as usual
I am overweight
I don't have a job
I sleep very well
Sadly I am depressed and always thinking and feeling sick
I started drinking alcohol let say 2bottles in 7days


Although I have kids infact all boys and twins
- I have reduced my miniral intakes
- Alcohol dat one I have stopped it like 1mnth it was easy as hating poverty
- I am hoping to see improvement may be when my mind is stable, get a job then I can say there is a big problem if I still do 1-2mins
- I am hoping to get a job but seriously still over thinking but pushing through.
- Reducing my weight and doing exercise is my priority also make God help me

Hopefully it gets better for you man. A man’s mental health is tied a lot of his performance in other areas. Stay strong! It will get better soon !

silibaba:
Satisfaction that only two of his fingers will do for the girl.

The fact is that I am beginning to think that excessive thrusting that men do is never to satisfy a woman.Most men love themselves very well and will always put themselves first .You see those concussions and thrusting is for their own benefit.Maybe as a form of exercise to pump their hearts.

Any sexually aware man knows that a high percentage of women are not sexually satisfied from thrusting .

A flaccid dick If well used by a woman can trigger orgasm for her.

If men like they should keep taking jokomo ,that one is on them.

you wan impress hook girls 😳 no worry na your life you dey take play temple run 🏃.
Baba I be proud 2 seconds man…

Nothing concern me with the affairs of a child. I will rather tell the man from the first example. Let the 18 year old learn on his own.

Sensiblerealist:
Tell your nephew to tell him he go soon die

Kalatium, go and rest! Nah you know the anafranil wey dem sell give you abi you go Google nonsense side effects come dey talk am for here.

Me wey dey take am never complain of dizziness and fainting e come be you, no whine yourself for here.

Nah your type go mix ginger, garlic and onions then carry bad breath come kill person daughter. ‼️

If they sold you expired anafranil or a fake one wey u buy from chemists wey dey sell fake drug nah you.

I only said you can pair anafranil with viagra if you have erectile dysfunction. ‼️

BigYash:
It's funny. These ladies will drink Hollandia and eat good food before sex. Niggas will go taking poison to satisfy someone who has nothing less than 20 body counts..

Worst are those who wants to satisfy brothel oloshos. Some goes as to giving mouth action to oloshos..

Some men are not supposed to be called men at all. These generation z are worst..

You will pay for sex,pay for food,pay for hotel,just to make the lady feel comfortable. You will no go and drink poison to satisfy the same person you are paying for sex..

Isn't that insanity?

Worst of it all is that the goal of every sex run for the man is to ejaculate and enjoy the 3-10 seconds feeling, irrespective of the length of time he spent rocking the woman.

To be honest, men should be the one receiving all the reward instead of giving.

stan4b:
I see guys who drink those stuffs before sex as poor and sex starved guys.
Ogbeni, if you have money, women dont care if you last 2 or 5m on top them.
If a woman isn't satisfied with my 5m, she can get lost, there're plenty more women that'll gladly take her place.
Will Dangote or Otedola reason how to last long in bed as their problem.
Taking those drinks in order to lasting long in bed is a poor man problem.

What happened to women riding when men are out of stamina.

A woman who can't ride is a no no for me.

Am I exercising regularly?
Am I overweight?
Am I sleeping well?
Do I drink too much alcohol?
Do I smoke?
Do I have an untreated medical condition?

Hmm. It's a serious matter.

The shocking number of young men who can't 'get it up' without enhancers is reaching epidemic levels.

Everywhere you see them, the blue 🔵 pills, tramadol, agbo, then you wonder the upsurge in health issues which our forefathers never experienced.

Federalofficia:
still yet medically lasting 3/5 minutes is normal & enough, What will you be doing one hours on top woman

lol they want to drill all the oil in there.

Exactly. I dont even bother myself much, once am hard, i lie flat with my back and the woman does the riding. It will even give the woman faster orgasm than the man thrusting. With cowgirl, the woman can squirt in few minutes if she know what shes doing with the mans di<k.

Twoclans:
The fact is that I am beginning to think that excessive thrusting that men do is never to satisfy a woman.Most men love themselves very well and will always put themselves first .You see those concussions and thrusting is for their own benefit.Maybe as a form of exercise to pump their hearts.

Any sexually aware man knows that a high percentage of women are not sexually satisfied from thrusting .

A flaccid dick If well used by a woman can trigger orgasm for her.

If men like they should keep taking jokomo ,that one is on them.

Demonic01:
Kalatium, go and rest! Nah you know the anafranil wey dem sell give you abi you go Google nonsense side effects come dey talk am for here.

Me wey dey take am never complain of dizziness and fainting e come be you, no whine yourself for here.

Nah your type go mix ginger, garlic and onions then carry bad breath come kill person daughter. ‼️

If they sold you expired anafranil or a fake one wey u buy from chemists wey dey sell fake drug nah you.

I only said you can pair anafranil with viagra if you have erectile dysfunction. ‼️

Damn. Ignorance is a disgrace.

Someone with no medical background capping rubbish.

Who pegged the life expectancy of an average Nigerian at 52? How many people you know have di*d at the age of 52 compared to those still alive? You guys need to stop believing all this statistical nons*nse about average life expectancy that obviously doesn't reflect the observed reality.

Peliman:
In all this explanation you conveniently chose to ignore the life expectancy of an average Nigerian which is pegged at 52 let's enjoy it while it last you can't be too careful for all this only God dey save man. I pray we don't die young chasing life sha thanks for the advice gracias 🙏.

Kalatium Yay! here comes a fake medical practitioner with 100 years field working experience schooling me about anafranil. 😂😂

Coming from someone that have posted over 200 posts on the romance section of nairaland without a single post elaborating any subject matter in the medical field.

I find it very incredulous that i must come across a phool on this platform every blessed day thinking they've got better perspective of view over some certain subject matters because of myopia.

If you experienced dizziness, low blood pressure and fainting after taking anafranil, blame it on your weakened body system and your cardio issues and leave me the heck alone. 😂😂

Medical practitioner ndi romance section of nairaland. ‼️🤡😂


Brother, respect yourself oo, e get why. ‼️😂😂