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nduchucks:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/06/tinubu-appoints-namdas-as-dg-bcda-obahiagbon-umeoji-as-executive-directors-for-ndphc/

Ok, so what expertise is he bringing to the table?

Other members of the commission should go get a dictionary or download one

Good for him.
But, he needs to be told to speak not Roman-latinized English for his staff and the public to avoid unnecessary bruhaha !

nduchucks:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/06/tinubu-appoints-namdas-as-dg-bcda-obahiagbon-umeoji-as-executive-directors-for-ndphc/

"Fi aga, Fia table"

Meaning: throw chair, throw table
- Patrick Obahiagbon 2014



Thank you for your attention to this matter

Wickedfacts:
They are in grammatical trouble in that company.

They are definitely in hot soup because even a dictionary cannot help them in the hands of gaga tu an ga

Time to grammatically illuminate the pinnacle of our national Darkness.

Onomatopoeic congratulations Sir.

DeepSight:
This is not up to POSM (Patrick Obahiagbon Standard of Madness)

That is why I put in bold at the beginning of the post that it is my own version. Biko use the deep sight to see na.

This appointment shovk me,in this life never write anyone off.

nduchucks:
My version of Letter of appreciation by Patrick.

The Executive Mansion,
Aso Rock Villa,
Abuja, Nigeria.

For the Attention of:
His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR,
President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

​Your Excellency,

​A PANEGYRIC OF APPRECIATION AND GRATITUDE FOR THE APPOINTMENT OF PATRICK AS EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR (STRATEGY & COMMERCIAL) OF THE NIGER DELTA POWER HOLDING COMPANY (NDPHC)

​I am compelled by a deep sense of patriotic duty and unvarnished gratitude to address this missive to your August office. This is not a time for political grandstanding, neither is it a season for subterranean grandiloquence. It is, instead, a moment for an unadulterated, cerebral, and deep-seated appreciation for a masterstroke of administrative sagacity.

​I level up this correspondence to convey my profound and gargantuan appreciation to Your Excellency for the recent, highly meritorious appointment of Patrick as the Executive Director, Strategy & Commercial, of the Niger Delta Power Holding Company (NDPHC).

​To say that this appointment is a square peg in a square hole is to indulge in a banal understatement.

It is an appointment that resonates with macroscopic vision and microscopic precision. By this singular act, Your Excellency has not only demonstrated a colossal commitment to the economic rejuvenation of our nation's energy infrastructure, but you have also sent a pellucid signal that meritocracy, technocratic savvy, and intellectual gravitas are the bedrock of your Renewed Hope agenda.

​His trajectory has been one of unyielding dedication to excellence, and placing me at the strategic nexus of the NDPHC is a validation of my capacity to deliver.

This is a gargantuan task, no doubt, but given my pedigree, I have no modicum of skepticism that he will discharge his responsibilities with Copernican dedication and administrative wizardry.

He will undoubtedly bring to bear a clinical efficiency that will help illuminate the dark alleys of our national grid.

​Your Excellency, your leadership continues to defy the pessimistic prognostications of political cassandras. By seeking out high-caliber minds to man critical sectors of our commonwealth, you are building an enduring monument of progress.

​May the Grand Architect of the Universe continue to endow you with Solomon-like wisdom, robust health, and iron-clad political will as you navigate the complex ship of the Nigerian state through these turbulent economic waters.

​Please accept, Your Excellency, the assurances of my highest and most distinguished esteem.

​Yours Phenomenally,
​Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon (Esq.)
(The Son of the Soil)

Hahaha oturugbeke hahaha mucheche Hahaha 😂

Lol if you know you not not that educated please resign now

My Guy is back!!!!!!!

I am discombobulated.

nduchucks:
My version of Letter of appreciation by Patrick.

The Executive Mansion,
Aso Rock Villa,
Abuja, Nigeria.

For the Attention of:
His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR,
President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

​Your Excellency,

​A PANEGYRIC OF APPRECIATION AND GRATITUDE FOR THE APPOINTMENT OF PATRICK AS EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR (STRATEGY & COMMERCIAL) OF THE NIGER DELTA POWER HOLDING COMPANY (NDPHC)

​I am compelled by a deep sense of patriotic duty and unvarnished gratitude to address this missive to your August office. This is not a time for political grandstanding, neither is it a season for subterranean grandiloquence. It is, instead, a moment for an unadulterated, cerebral, and deep-seated appreciation for a masterstroke of administrative sagacity.

​I level up this correspondence to convey my profound and gargantuan appreciation to Your Excellency for the recent, highly meritorious appointment of Patrick as the Executive Director, Strategy & Commercial, of the Niger Delta Power Holding Company (NDPHC).

​To say that this appointment is a square peg in a square hole is to indulge in a banal understatement.

It is an appointment that resonates with macroscopic vision and microscopic precision. By this singular act, Your Excellency has not only demonstrated a colossal commitment to the economic rejuvenation of our nation's energy infrastructure, but you have also sent a pellucid signal that meritocracy, technocratic savvy, and intellectual gravitas are the bedrock of your Renewed Hope agenda.

​His trajectory has been one of unyielding dedication to excellence, and placing me at the strategic nexus of the NDPHC is a validation of my capacity to deliver.

This is a gargantuan task, no doubt, but given my pedigree, I have no modicum of skepticism that he will discharge his responsibilities with Copernican dedication and administrative wizardry.

He will undoubtedly bring to bear a clinical efficiency that will help illuminate the dark alleys of our national grid.

​Your Excellency, your leadership continues to defy the pessimistic prognostications of political cassandras. By seeking out high-caliber minds to man critical sectors of our commonwealth, you are building an enduring monument of progress.

​May the Grand Architect of the Universe continue to endow you with Solomon-like wisdom, robust health, and iron-clad political will as you navigate the complex ship of the Nigerian state through these turbulent economic waters.

​Please accept, Your Excellency, the assurances of my highest and most distinguished esteem.

​Yours Phenomenally,
​Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon (Esq.)
(The Son of the Soil)

heen

Atarakpa:
In grammatical power way

Na so him go use grammar confuse everyone including himself...

God will save us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tj0l2tvSuo?si=dcU9vrGwviP6DbaA

I read somewhere today that appointments under Tinubu is now to the highest bidder from Gbajabiamila. I pray the information is false. We can't trust these people at all.

Truth be told, the appointment of the Igodomimigodo of Benin to this exalted position by His Excellency, Jagaban of Borgu, first of his name, is highly deservable of eulogy and panegyrics.

What is your cogitation on this gangrenous malversation. That is filled with the trappings of megalomaniacal amazon. Enveloped in a putrescent marshmallow of chichi-dodo

nduchucks:
My version of Letter of appreciation by Patrick.

The Executive Mansion,
Aso Rock Villa,
Abuja, Nigeria.

For the Attention of:
His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR,
President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

​Your Excellency,

​A PANEGYRIC OF APPRECIATION AND GRATITUDE FOR THE APPOINTMENT OF PATRICK AS EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR (STRATEGY & COMMERCIAL) OF THE NIGER DELTA POWER HOLDING COMPANY (NDPHC)

​I am compelled by a deep sense of patriotic duty and unvarnished gratitude to address this missive to your August office. This is not a time for political grandstanding, neither is it a season for subterranean grandiloquence. It is, instead, a moment for an unadulterated, cerebral, and deep-seated appreciation for a masterstroke of administrative sagacity.

​I level up this correspondence to convey my profound and gargantuan appreciation to Your Excellency for the recent, highly meritorious appointment of Patrick as the Executive Director, Strategy & Commercial, of the Niger Delta Power Holding Company (NDPHC).

​To say that this appointment is a square peg in a square hole is to indulge in a banal understatement.

It is an appointment that resonates with macroscopic vision and microscopic precision. By this singular act, Your Excellency has not only demonstrated a colossal commitment to the economic rejuvenation of our nation's energy infrastructure, but you have also sent a pellucid signal that meritocracy, technocratic savvy, and intellectual gravitas are the bedrock of your Renewed Hope agenda.

​His trajectory has been one of unyielding dedication to excellence, and placing me at the strategic nexus of the NDPHC is a validation of my capacity to deliver.

This is a gargantuan task, no doubt, but given my pedigree, I have no modicum of skepticism that he will discharge his responsibilities with Copernican dedication and administrative wizardry.

He will undoubtedly bring to bear a clinical efficiency that will help illuminate the dark alleys of our national grid.

​Your Excellency, your leadership continues to defy the pessimistic prognostications of political cassandras. By seeking out high-caliber minds to man critical sectors of our commonwealth, you are building an enduring monument of progress.

​May the Grand Architect of the Universe continue to endow you with Solomon-like wisdom, robust health, and iron-clad political will as you navigate the complex ship of the Nigerian state through these turbulent economic waters.

​Please accept, Your Excellency, the assurances of my highest and most distinguished esteem.

​Yours Phenomenally,
​Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon (Esq.)
(The Son of the Soil)

Tinubu go be like, kilonshele, wetin this egbò dey talk?

The "cum gargantuan Gaga" is here again, lol 😃!

An enigma, who is eloquently and grandiloquently magniloquent.

Ah! Patrick Obahiagbon on the beat. Dictionaries are about to sell like hot cake in that department.
One of the few politicians Nigerians holds no hatred for.

The grammarian is back again. Hahahahaha

Thank you Mr president for the commendablixalic heamidemisumicavical appointmentasia of Hon Patrick.

We are in no doubt he will performatatica and deliverabasia to an exceeding groathasia of the agency.

God bless Mr president

Mathewrichard99:
English jargons upon drastically impetus of volaporous antimtoanpology of an insane trompometomimatic syndrome.... Seun, oya, block me.... I am Patrick Obahaigbhon

Oga, smal small na

Karleb:
My Guy is back!!!!!!!

I am discombobulated.

Earth
there is this saying my language that goes like this, if it gets better from today, then it really starts on time. It's never late bro, i could assist you with daily 3 to 4 odds maybe you can watch it for 2 days then you can now stake little that you can afford to loss on it, that's if you wish. But for virtual it's a no no for me.

nduchucks:
My version of Letter of appreciation by Patrick.

The Executive Mansion,
Aso Rock Villa,
Abuja, Nigeria.

For the Attention of:
His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR,
President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

​Your Excellency,

​A PANEGYRIC OF APPRECIATION AND GRATITUDE FOR THE APPOINTMENT OF PATRICK AS EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR (STRATEGY & COMMERCIAL) OF THE NIGER DELTA POWER HOLDING COMPANY (NDPHC)

​I am compelled by a deep sense of patriotic duty and unvarnished gratitude to address this missive to your August office. This is not a time for political grandstanding, neither is it a season for subterranean grandiloquence. It is, instead, a moment for an unadulterated, cerebral, and deep-seated appreciation for a masterstroke of administrative sagacity.

​I level up this correspondence to convey my profound and gargantuan appreciation to Your Excellency for the recent, highly meritorious appointment of Patrick as the Executive Director, Strategy & Commercial, of the Niger Delta Power Holding Company (NDPHC).

​To say that this appointment is a square peg in a square hole is to indulge in a banal understatement.

It is an appointment that resonates with macroscopic vision and microscopic precision. By this singular act, Your Excellency has not only demonstrated a colossal commitment to the economic rejuvenation of our nation's energy infrastructure, but you have also sent a pellucid signal that meritocracy, technocratic savvy, and intellectual gravitas are the bedrock of your Renewed Hope agenda.

​His trajectory has been one of unyielding dedication to excellence, and placing me at the strategic nexus of the NDPHC is a validation of my capacity to deliver.

This is a gargantuan task, no doubt, but given my pedigree, I have no modicum of skepticism that he will discharge his responsibilities with Copernican dedication and administrative wizardry.

He will undoubtedly bring to bear a clinical efficiency that will help illuminate the dark alleys of our national grid.

​Your Excellency, your leadership continues to defy the pessimistic prognostications of political cassandras. By seeking out high-caliber minds to man critical sectors of our commonwealth, you are building an enduring monument of progress.

​May the Grand Architect of the Universe continue to endow you with Solomon-like wisdom, robust health, and iron-clad political will as you navigate the complex ship of the Nigerian state through these turbulent economic waters.

​Please accept, Your Excellency, the assurances of my highest and most distinguished esteem.

​Yours Phenomenally,
​Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon (Esq.)
(The Son of the Soil)

Grammar no dey fix light .

Powerbandooo:
He will surely demistify the crudental parisma of the coun try brouhaha, using krun-kra-ka method to solve Nigeria problem

Are you his brother ?

Wickedfacts:
They are in grammatical trouble in that company.

Na to dey carry dictionary enter the meeting room by staff, every time a meeting is convened

Wow, let the grammar begin to roll. I am happy for him. His people dumped him because they could not understand his English.

Rewarding period