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BlueRayDick:
Make Una no vex, na me eff up.

I took him serious and actually wondered how anybody in his right sense will see the tactical inexperience of his team only to bring on more inexperience and useless subs to park the bus.

Lmao
For example, the day Ibime praises Enzo Fernandez, you might find yourself freezing over in hell

[quote author=Youngzero2 post=140051820][/quote]Controlled midfield with 23 passes? Who be this one.

User09:
Was thinking of tackling the bolded earlier on but I just thought to leave you to deal with the loss in your own way.

Actually watched Tuchel extensively during his stint in Paris and believe me he was the opposite. Not a single soul would have questioned his work ethic then. Infact he literally used to get told off for the opposite and players used to complain about the intense demands, I also recall Bellingham saying something about a thousand passes in his last presser.

Man used to have long video sessions analysing his opponents, Every player who has worked with TT knows he is meticulous, so all this talk about his work ethic no be am. It was so bad that Neymar had to come to the media to rant after one long exhausting video and how he couldnt travel anymore.

Maybe you are talking about his last minutes in the club when he already clashed with the sporting director and was on his way out so he may have downed tools. Similar to how it was during his last months in Chelsea with those clowns still in charge today were telling him to do a 4-4-3 formation. Same thing with his time at PSG with Leonardo. It's probably why you noticed the Brazilian chicks with him at the time.

If you want criticize the guy, no add extra. Who knows?, he may still be the one to deliver England's first medal in the world cup and then you'll still have to knight him lol

It is known and evident in his wack talent ID. Just like Mourinho, these guys lose their zeal and start enjoying life

BlueRayDick:
Lolz 😂

Yeye talk! 🤡🤡🤡

Rice was literally Arsenal's engine room and a key member of the team that won the league for the first time in 22 years. But because of agenda swiz says he's useless midfielder.

This Tuchel white yansh wey u dey lick, make e Sha no give u diarrhea. 🤮. Even English pundits, analysts and ex-players are blaming Tuchel for his approach to the game after going one-goal up, but here you are looking for players who gave their best to blame and exonerate the clueless Tuchel. 🤦‍♂️. Dem supposed flog u and Tuchel withe better koboko if all u can come up with is to slander Rice and Pickford while ignoring Tuchel's uselessness on top big annual salary 😏

Your useless player was only able to complete 23 passes while his midfield counterpart Anderson did almost double.

Na TT tell am make him dey hide for ball.

User09:
The revisionism is shocking.

Ibime get mind say na Kante carry am. Another person said it was a fluke season.

Quarter final to final. One man MOPOL. Everybody knows except ninny lovers

Ibime:
It is known and evident in his wack talent ID. Just like Mourinho, these guys lose their zeal and start enjoying life

Like I said and just like the tweet up there reads, it is towards the end of his time at both clubs.

Cant be arsed to put in a proper shift if I know my time is up at a club. Your Maresca did the same thing last season.

Let him carry all the Brazilian chicks he can get, he's earned it

User09:
Like I said and just like the tweet up there reads, it is towards the end of his time at both clubs.

Cant be arsed to put in a proper shift if I know my time is up at a club. Your Maresca did the same thing last season.

Let him carry all the Brazilian chicks he can get, he's earned it

He must have given up early at Bayern and immediately at England with his wack talent ID since he is there to job them. Man is just here to enjoy life. Just like Mourinho was hardworking in his early career and lazy in the latter part, allow Tuchel jejely cash in on his reputation

Who get time for tactical analysis. Baba only came to England to enjoy his Brazilian babe who lives in London. Bayern job was taking him away from his babe, no time

https://tribuna.com/amp/en/news/chelsea-2024-10-17-did-thomas-tuchel-opt-for-england-job-because-of-woman-he-met-while-at-chelsea-everything/

popizaino:
Five (5) ways to identify football fans way no sabi ball.


1. They stan Maresca

2. They still think Havertz is a generational talent

3. They are still yet to figure out that Tuchel is a big scam.

4.They dislike direct football .

5. They've got good command of the English language to always write beautiful nonsense like @swiz123 and @nateevs.

The way Egbon Nateevs hype Garnacho, nobody go believe say baba no go mention the boy on this thread for straight 6 months.

What is the point of having multiple sporting directors of we can't draw up list of targets to replace cucurella, I swear dumb fans defending blueco on X pisses me off.

Won't be surprised after all this brouhaha w dip our hands inside Strasbourg for moreira .

Finished club

No Chelsea fan can rewrite ghost workers wack performances based on World Cup

Na same World Cup dem use scam us, let us use it to scam someone else

popizaino:
The irony of this your point is that Xavi himself said that they couldn't have achieved everything they achieved without Sergio Busquet.

And yet they did. Literally winning the Euros with Marcus Senna as DM

Won Euro Player of the Tournament for 2008

He was Spanish Player of the season. 04/05

Don't attach Busquets to Xavi's glory. These are midfield generals that won on their own like Rodri is doing.

Busquets na attache. Every time he's had to lead or even help aging Xavi in 2014. Huge embarrassing failure. Receipts choke

Emaprince:
Uf you go pages back you will see where I was shouting at the mans coward approach against pep teams in his second season. After beating pep thrice, playing attcking footie..this ediot came into the next season and started playing like a coward. Always defending and losing all.

It shock me how coaches who arent masters in defensive game, will chose to deploy such tactic. Imagine flooding the game with defenders against Argentina in over 20mins to go..and still went ahead to allow them get chances upon chances until the goals started coming.

Whats the point of playing only defenders when you cant even lock your defence properly?

You are coaching a country like England and your first instinct when you score is to defend? Kai. This man is primitive.

E no even sabi defend properly. Sitting 11 men in your half and Argentina still hit the bar twice, scored twice and the keeper made 2 quality saves. Cos your players were 3 meters away from each Argentine player

Argentina were getting better chances when England parked the bus than when the game was goalless

popizaino:
The only place Rodri clears makalele is on height.

No serious person watch both of them and arrive at your conclusion.

Nostalgia merchant.

swiz123:
Controlled midfield with 23 passes? Who be this one.

The point is that you blamed rice for England's loss against Argentina.
How was he at fault when he wasn't on the pitch when the Argentines equalised and subsequently won.?

He was on the pitch for 82 minutes and Argentina hardly had a sniff at goal.

You don't have to make one million passes to be in control of a game.You can also control a game out of possession by accurate positioning and limiting your opponents from creating any meaningful chances .


Blame tuchel for removing rice and making other useless subs that cost them that game

Ibime:
No Chelsea fan can rewrite ghost workers wack performances based on World Cup

Na same World Cup dem use scam us, let us use it to scam someone else

This is the best solution for everybody. I just dey pray make he score for final so that person go bring money come for him. He doesn't want to be here, no need stressing the matter.

Youngzero2:
The point is that you blamed rice for England's loss against Argentina.
How was he at fault when he wasn't on the pitch when the Argentines equalised and subsequently won.?

He was on the pitch for 82 minutes and Argentina hardly had a sniff at goal.

You don't have to make one million passes to be in control of a game.You can also control a game out of possession by accurate positioning and limiting your opponents from creating any meaningful chances .


Blame tuchel for removing rice and making other useless subs that cost them that game

Rice was on the pitch when Argentina hit the post twice and Pickford saved two point blank headers. Let me know if you watched the match with 2G network so I stop wasting my time.

Was it also TT that made him complete similar passes vs Italy in that Euro finals that made his county struggle badly to hurt Italy.

He is overrated and useless.

swiz123:
Your useless player was only able to complete 23 passes while his midfield counterpart Anderson did almost double.

Na TT tell am make him dey hide for ball.

Lmao 😂

Any simple minded person that gets easily impressed random biased stats who sees you talking about Rice completing 23 passes will think you struck gold. They won't know the same place you picked that Stat, you saw Gordon's completed just 9 passes playing in an advanced role, Morgan Rogers completed 11 passes, Harry Kane completed 9 passes, BlackTominay completed 19 passes, Spence completed 14 passes and your beloved Reece James completed 24 passes.

Any reasonable person who sees these stats can easily tell you that these are poor stats most of these players won't posting under any other coach except the clueless Tuchel. He is the common denominator that made the team poor even though your agenda won't allow you say so. Except you are going to tell us the fullbacks and wingers responsible for pushing attack down the flanks were hiding from ball, the AM BlackTominay was hiding from the ball and even Harry Kane that is known for dropping back to midfield to dictate play is also hiding from the ball.

Tuchel coached them nonsense and Scaloni boys led by the genius -Messi feasted on them really good. 🙅‍♂️

Barcelona president don talk LMAO


*💣〽️‼️ Joan Laporta: "Spain will win the World Cup final. We have the better team."If the referee in the World Cup final imposes himself, Spain has more chances of winning... But the referee must impose himself." (COPE)*

That will mean Dembele, klose, Muller Mbappe, kaka have all surpass Ronaldo then

andrewbaba44:
Ronaldo fans you better go and support your enemy to win against Spain on Sunday

If Spain wins make una just know say yamal don surpass Ronaldo

User09:
The revisionism is shocking.

Ibime get mind say na Kante carry am. Another person said it was a fluke season.

Something we all lived through and watched. My own is to wait till he hopefully beats France in 3rd place and then celebrate him as the first and only coach to deliver a silverware for England in the World cup, Just like Jorginho is the first and only player from Chelsea to win the European Player of the Year.

Cant collect the medals from them even if they rewrite history. Ungrateful English fans

That clown Ibime said we should throw Jorginho and Rudiger away instead of blaming his crush.

TT turned them immediately to superstars with his tactical nous. That man is who bus terminal analysts like Popizaino is calling a fraud because useless owners kidnapped our club from us.

Thomas Tuchel came and gave Chelsea Ucl and became the most useless coach ever


Wasn't it under Tuchel our EPL top Scorer was Jorginho with 7 penalties. Then the next season the top Scorer was Kai Havertz with 9-10 goals. Every attackers GBA

BlueRayDick:
Lmao 😂

Any simple minded person that gets easily impressed random biased stats who sees you talking about Rice completing 23 passes will think you struck gold. They won't know the same place you picked that Stat, you saw Gordon's completed just 9 passes playing in an advanced role, Morgan Rogers completed 11 passes, Harry Kane completed 9 passes, BlackTominay completed 19 passes, Spence completed 14 passes and your beloved Reece James completed 24 passes.

Any reasonable person who sees these stats can easily tell you that these are poor stats most of these players won't posting under any other coach except the clueless Tuchel. He is the common denominator that made the team poor even though your agenda won't allow you say so. Except you are going to tell us the fullbacks and wingers responsible for pushing attack down the flanks were hiding from ball, the AM BlackTominay was hiding from the ball and even Harry Kane that is known for dropping back to midfield to dictate play is also hiding from the ball.

Tuchel coached them nonsense and Scaloni boys led by the genius -Messi feasted on them really good. 🙅‍♂️

What you just typed is utterly embarrassing for who someone who has been watching football for decades.

Aside the defence, the DM and CM should have the highest volume of passes completed — evidence of their control and ability to dictate play. Any football lover who is above 25 should know this.

In that poor game, go and check Anderson stats. I am sure you already saw it anyway, reason you didn’t mention it. Ask yourself, what was Rice’s job yesterday and how does that compare to Anderson.

When Rice was completing an embarrassing number of passes in the euros final that made Italy grab them by the throat throughout the game, was TT the manager?

Stop trying to respond to me and go and do your homework on the most overrated CM of all time and you will see I am even being lenient with him.

He is completely useless and a big reason why his teams can’t build consistent attacking pressure during important matches against real technical midfielders.

When TT said they didn’t play well Vs Norway because they couldn’t keep possession and consistently pressure Norway, the overrated English Martin Luther said “whatever “.

Now a superior opponent have taught them a difficult lesson.

rooftops:
This is the best solution for everybody. I just dey pray make he score for final so that person go bring money come for him. He doesn't want to be here, no need stressing the matter.

No one Is buying Enzo let me just put it to you

He will wear the 8 and play for us next season

Madrid
Psg
Bayern

These are the only clubs that can afford him and they are not in need of his services

I don't care who wins this WC. All I know is Pendu fans and Madrid fans are in trouble.

Sportsweb:
That will mean Dembele, klose, Muller Mbappe, kaka have all surpass Ronaldo then

My brother everybody

They better support their enemy Messi in peace to win the second wc ,because of yamal wins dem go explain Wetin Ronaldo Dey do for age 19 😁

swiz123:
What you just typed is utterly embarrassing for who someone who has been watching football for decades.

Aside the defence, the DM and CM should have the highest volume of passes completed — evidence of their control and ability to dictate play. Any football lover who is above 25 should know this.

In that poor game, go and check Anderson stats. I am sure you already saw it anyway, reason you didn’t mention it. Ask yourself, what was Rice’s job yesterday and how does that compare to Anderson.

When Rice was completing an embarrassing number of passes in the euros final that made Italy grab them by the throat throughout the game, was TT the manager?

Stop trying to respond to me and go and do your homework on the most overrated CM of all time and you will see I am even being lenient with him.

He is completely useless and a big reason why his teams can’t build consistent attacking pressure during important matches against real technical midfielders.

Gibberish and nonsensical word salad.

You see Ur yeye agenda of brandishing only Rice stats doesn't hold water again, now you Wan dey gas about watching ball from Ur mother's womb 😂

So BlackTominay the AM too is exempted from having a good passing rate àbí? You will say Anything just for you not to agree the full blame for the loss is solely on Tuchel who brought in Gazillion defenders with the intention of defending 1-0 from 55 minutes to the end of the game.

England players will have lost belief at Thomas Tuchel's second-half substitutions in the World Cup semifinal defeat to Argentina, according to former captain Wayne Rooney.


Speaking on the BBC, former England and Manchester united forward Rooney said: "If you're an attacking player on that pitch and you go 1-0 up and you see the changes which the manager's making, you're losing belief, there's only so many times you can get away with it.

"Then you start thinking: 'Oh no, we're going to sit back for this long, how are we going to get through this?'"

While you are looking for every available hole in Tuchel's yansh to lick, the English media,ex-footballers and pundits are calling out Tuchel's cluelessness and cowardice with the way he lost from a winning position.

Anybody who didn't watch the match reading your nonsense anti-Rice agenda will not know it's the same Rice that gave pre-assist to Rogers before Gordons scored England's only goal in the game.

Penduist, Wasirus una know wetin to do come Sunday. This is the time to send some money to FIFA for actual rigging. If Yamal wins the world cup at 19, una go explain wetin ogunmepon was doing at 19.

In terms of world cup legacy Yamal is far ahead of Ronaldo as he's already guaranteed a silver medal. Something Ogunmepon can only dream.

So pay up for some rigging exercise. We're not begging you to pay. We're forcing and knocking ur head to pay up.

Anyways, I say make I greet una!

AirBere:
Penduist, Wasirus una know wetin to do come Sunday. This is the time to send some money to FIFA for actual rigging. If Yamal wins the world cup at 19, una go explain wetin ogunmepon was doing at 19.

In terms of world cup legacy Yamal is far ahead of Ronaldo as he's already guaranteed a silver medal. Something Ogunmepon can only dream.

So pay up for some rigging exercise. We're not begging you to pay. We're forcing and knocking ur head to pay up.

Anyways, I say make I greet una!

Vawulence Guten Morgen

BlueRayDick:
Is it so hard for you to agree that Messi's genius and Tuchel's disaster class cost England the game?

The official site name is nairaland but this is Agendaland. There's no objectivity here. Not just in sports section but politics, science and tech etc. Everything about nairaland is agenda. You type whatever you want and drive home your point, your own way. You're free to make your own rules. So read the room and relax mr Ray!

fredoooooo:
Vawulence Guten Morgen

AirBere:

The official site name is nairaland but this is Agendaland. There's no objectivity here. Not just in sports section but politics, science and tech etc. Everything about nairaland is agenda. You type whatever you want and drive home your point, your own way. You're free to make your own rules. So read the room and relax mr Ray!

Na true sha, Agenda trumps common sense and general knowledge sometimes sha.

Person watch Tuchel shipping in defender after defenders without giving thought of trying to extend the slim goal margin, somehow na 2 players agenda choose say dem spoil game. The same Rice that was even involved in England's goal o.

Agenda Ya weyrey gan o!

Lowkey I wished Argentina had seen the game to extra time with the scores staying 1-1 at the end of 90 minutes. We would've all seen how useless Tuchel is because Argentina would've flogged them at least 4-1 in extra time due to the useless defensive subs he made when the scores was still 1-0.