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Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by ednut1(m): 4:17am On Aug 11
Kemetian:
OH SHUT UP WITH YOUR COLONIAL PROPAGANDA.

WHAT ''HEALTH CARE''?

WHERE ARE THE GRAND HOSPITALS THEY BUILT FOR YOU?

THEY DISAPPEARED?

WHAT ''HUMAN SACRIFICE''?

THE MILLIONS AND THOUSANDS OF YOU THAT HAVE BEEN SLAUGHTERED SINCE THEY INVADED, IS IT NOT 1 MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN ANY PERIODIC CLAIMED ANCIENT 'SACRIFICE'?

WAS THEIR LOOTING YOUR $50 TRILLION WHICH IMPOVERISHED AND LED TO THE EARLY DEATH OF TENS OF MILLION OF YOUR PEOPLE, NOT HUMAN SACRIFICE OF COSMIC, CATASTROPHIC PROPORTIONS?

THE INVADERS COME IN HERE AND CLAIM YOU ARE DOING THIS WRONG AND DOING THAT WRONG, BUT THEIR ''SOLUTIONS'' ALWAYS LEAD TO 1000 TIMES WORSE SITUATION!

CAN YOU STEP OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT OR BUILD A HOUSE WITHOUT A MASSIVE FENCE PLUS BARBED WIRE AND GATE PLUS GATEMEN?

OUR ANCESTORS DID NOT LIVE THAT WAY. THEY BUILT HOUSES WITHOUT FRONT DOORS BECAUSE ''THEFT WAS UNKNOWN''. See UK Guardian description of 16th century Benin Empire:

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2016/mar/18/story-of-cities-5-benin-city-edo-nigeria-mighty-medieval-capital-lost-without-trace


THE COLONIAL INVADERS WHOSE RELIGION YOU OBSERVE DIDN'T BUILD A SINGLE INDUSTRY, AND BUILT JUST 1 UNIVERSITY IN THEIR 80 YEAR LOOTING SPREE AFTER BRAINWASHING YOU PEOPLE WITH THEIR GUTTER RELIGION THAT MADE YOU WORSHIP THEM AS YOUR ''LORD AND SAVIOUR'' WHILE THEY LOOTED RESOURCES WORTH $50 TRILLION FROM YOUR LAND.

THAT FIGURE IS STRAIGHT FROM AI. WITH ITEMISATION IF REQUIRED.

SO THEY INVADED WITH GUNS AND BOMBS, SLAUGHTERED YOUR ANCESTORS IN COLD BLOOD, SEIZED YOUR LAND, LOOTED IT DRY, AND FORCED THEIR GUTTER RELIGION ON YOU TO BE WORSHIPING THEM WHILE THEY PLUNDER YOUR RESOURCES.

ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE, YOU PEOPLE WILL START USING YOUR BRAINS.
truth is bitter. The white showed your ancestors that their gods were powerless and offered no benefits. The missionaries educated people , saved many from slavery ( like ajayi crowther) , stopped killing of twins in calabar , introduced healthcare, cured diseases your ancestors attributed to gods. Concepts like blood transfusion, sickle cell, heart surgery, appendicitis etc were unknown to your ancestors. They never did clinical research/ studies.Truth is bitter, your ego is bruised but it cant change reality.

All religions are scams by the way. Today you useless goods are busy drinking fanta and chicken as sacrifices

Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by AguluLiar: 6:09am On Aug 11
judewrites:
While it's commendable to preach the gospel, tonto must also realize that ministry requires a higher level of spiritual maturity and Anointing.... ministry is not for everyone.

The devil doesn't joke with ministers of the gospel...there will be temptations and subsequent spiritual attacks if she's not broken ⛓️‍💥c ompletely.

Spiritual maturity is a long process..

Rushing into ministry can shipwreck one's faith if one isn't careful.
Forget all these explanations,

These guys are all hustlers.
No one is working for God. They are all working for themselves.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Kaytixy: 6:32am On Aug 11
Hahaha funny people everywhere. Na those guys I dey pity for. Very mumu guys. She has opened her own shop after serving oga.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by judewrites: 7:02am On Aug 11
AguluLiar:
Forget all these explanations,

These guys are all hustlers.
No one is working for God. They are all working for themselves.
😂
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Enigmaesq(m): 7:23am On Aug 11
I thank God for her growth. May she succeed in Jesus name, Amen.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Sparrk007(m): 8:07am On Aug 11
Ashawo don finally retired and this one na church she go put body
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Ramski: 8:24am On Aug 11
Yeye church
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Sweetmicheal(m): 8:29am On Aug 11
Watianoengineer:
Religion sell pass crude oil and drugs.

I don't know why people risk their lives doing drugs when they could just open a church and cash out
Yet you are broke what's keeping you
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Dagrace01(m): 9:28am On Aug 11
Jmichael1:
Oga....we no dey judge her,but just saying the truth.

nah she call herself,and not God...
GOD called you tell you this?
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by ojonugba2014(m): 10:00am On Aug 11
I can't imagine myself attending that church with that kind karirika finger wea mummy G.O get there.

God forbid
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Jmichael1(m): 10:07am On Aug 11
Dagrace01:
GOD called you tell you this?
By their fruits we shall know them,if we see who God call,we dey know...

God no call tonto dike at all...
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by amancalledgodd: 10:41am On Aug 11
Qadaffi2idiamin:
E no easy to cash out from church matter if you no deh see and perform miracle oh.

Crowd puller go work for Tonto because she dey famous within her circle.

But what if na Jesus deh use her kwanu??
Na why my mama pastor dey arrange miracle.
Sorry na prophet he call himself but na mumu miracle he dey do.

Like make person transfer money like 20k to person during miracle money crusade.

Or make he arrange with people do like holyspirit suddenly help him locate a long lost girl that ran away from house for years.

All thr people he uses are hungry people from togo or benin after that service and their testinony you no fit see them again in that area
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Dalohad: 11:15am On Aug 11
Wonders shall never end.

Odiegwu o! grin grin
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by eteba(m): 1:12pm On Aug 11
Chai! Jesus Christ of Nazareth have suffered......Tonto Dike kwa, it is then finished na.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Corrections: 3:25pm On Aug 11
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adamkkk:
Church na better business o. Sure way to never go broke. Untaxed income that flows with emotions. God is merciful though.
When are you starting yours as a business and let’s see how many millions you can gather in few months.

People like you just open mouth wide and spew out garbage.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Arostar2023: 3:33pm On Aug 11
MightySparrow:
It is about the preacher. It is about Jesus. Without a dying world, Jesus sacrifice would be useless.
...there is joy in heaven for a sinner that repents.....

Tonto go and reach celeb like yourself and reshape their lives for Christ.
I am not judging the woman because of her past nor against her being a preacher. I don’t know who called her and what revelations she had had. But I am trying to point out that being a passionate believer is not the same as being a pastor or a church leader. Running a church is not for novices. Even the bible was clear about making untested and new Christians church leaders. Let me clarify what I said earlier, the message is about Christ, not the preacher’s mess. Being a repentant baddie alone doesn’t qualify someone to be a pastor.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by Qadaffi2idiamin: 11:10pm On Aug 11
You know the drill

Very soon the fakes go collect
amancalledgodd:
Na why my mama pastor dey arrange miracle.
Sorry na prophet he call himself but na mumu miracle he dey do.

Like make person transfer money like 20k to person during miracle money crusade.

Or make he arrange with people do like holyspirit suddenly help him locate a long lost girl that ran away from house for years.

All thr people he uses are hungry people from togo or benin after that service and their testinony you no fit see them again in that area
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by MightySparrow: 8:17am On Aug 13
Arostar2023:
I am not judging the woman because of her past nor against her being a preacher. I don’t know who called her and what revelations she had had. But I am trying to point out that being a passionate believer is not the same as being a pastor or a church leader. Running a church is not for novices. Even the bible was clear about making untested and new Christians church leaders. Let me clarify what I said earlier, the message is about Christ, not the preacher’s mess. Being a repentant baddie alone doesn’t qualify someone to be a pastor.
I get your point.

1 Timothy 3:1
This is a true saying, If a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work
.


It may be her thankfulness that drives her passion. Let's pray for her to succeed. She has started already.

The next thing now is reunion with her husband she childishly estranged from so the ministry can be a good example to (yeyebrities ) misleading young ones with their new - normal lifestyles of irresponsibilities.

Cheers brother.
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by SamuraiXXX: 5:33pm On Aug 17
She has added weight
Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by DaudaTheSexyGuy(m): 12:04pm On Oct 03
kiddaz:
New Wine Prophetic Tabernacle
This babe means business. Where's our Sultanofpuna and daudathesexyguy abi wetin call? You guys should go check out the place cos na una spec full there, sugar mommas zone. Make una help me confirm am grin
I don't do sugar mommas, I have my own money grin
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