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Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by BlackViper(op): 11:27pm On Oct 05
●Putin’s dirty tricks reach Finnish lavatories

●Russian spies accused of leaving faeces in homes of politicians to intimidate them


Russia has been accused of sending secret agents to defecate in the lavatories of Finnish MPs in a bizarre escalation of its hybrid warfare against the West.

Last week it emerged that some 20 Finnish MPs had reported mysterious break-ins at their homes, with one politician finding faeces left behind in his lavatory.

Ben Zyskowicz, a senior MP for the ruling centre-Right National Coalition Party, believes the behaviour is part of a Russian plot to intimidate Finnish legislators.

“It’s a way for the Russian intelligence service to show that people are being monitored, a way to create confusion or concerns,” Mr Zyskowicz said.

The Russian practice of breaking into the homes of MPs and diplomats has long been a tactic of its intelligence services.

In a method the US state department described as “home intrusions”, agents would move personal items, open windows and set alarms to demoralise and intimidate their targets.

Russian spies, and agents from other countries with feared intelligence services, have also been known to urinate in the toilets of diplomats and journalists to show they are capable of entering their homes.

In perhaps the most notorious example, the Wall Street Journal reported in 2023 that a Russian federal security service (FSB) agent defecated in the suitcase of a senior US official while he was visiting Russia.

Sarah Rainsford, the BBC’s former Russia correspondent, recalled in her memoir Goodbye to Russia that spies entered her flat and left “a large unflushed deposit in each toilet” as a calling card

Luke Harding, a Guardian reporter, also claimed FSB officers would often break into his Moscow apartment, including once when agents left behind a sex manual, shortly before he was expelled from Russia in 2011.

US officials in 2014 reported that Soviet-era counterintelligence tactics were again being used against their diplomats, including tyre-slashing and multiple mysterious break-ins.

In some incidents, windows would be left open or personal belongings moved.

‘Operational psychology’

Michael McFaul, the former US ambassador to Russia, complained at the time of being followed almost everywhere and having his inbox hacked and phones tapped.

The strategy dates back to the Cold War of the 1960s when the KGB developed “operational psychology”, Mr Harding reported in his book Mafia State.

The Soviets were inspired by German Stasi agents, who would target the homes of dissidents to try to make them think they were going mad.

Officers would remove pictures from walls or swap one type of tea for another, leaving their targets largely unaware that the Stasi was behind the disturbances. In one particularly alarming incident, a vibrator was sent to a target’s wife.

Some victims suffered breakdowns or ended up killing themselves as a result.

Jürgen Fuchs, a writer who was targeted by the Stasi, described the “Zersetzung” technique as “an assault on the human soul”.

He was convinced before his death in 1999 that he had been deliberately exposed to radiation by the secret police, causing his terminal cancer, after three dissidents died within a short period from similar rare forms of leukaemia.

The latest spate of incidents appears to be the first time such tactics have been used in Finland, which angered Russia by joining Nato following its invasion of Ukraine.

Jussi Halla-aho, the speaker of the Finnish parliament, said he was launching an investigation into the “significant” series of break-ins.

He said clues were left in politicians’ apartments to indicate someone had been there, despite there being no signs of forced entry and nothing stolen or damaged.

“I cannot comment precisely on the number of suspicious cases known to us, but in any event it is a significant number,” he said, adding that the incidents happened last year.

With Finland’s parliamentary elections six months away, authorities are on high alert for potential Kremlin sabotage or influence campaigns, as tensions remain high along the country’s long border with Russia.

When asked about the incidents, Alexander Stubb, the Finnish president, said: “An attack on a member of parliament is an attack on democracy.

“It should not be allowed or accepted in any form… I stand in support of every member of parliament.”
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/05/kremlins-dirty-tricks-reach-finnish-mps-lavatories/

Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by BlackViper(op):
These are the heroes of FreestuffNg and Hachenoire grin😂😂😂

So on top of all the bragging and sponsored mouthpieces, this is the best they can do?

Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by WriteerNg: 5:34am On Oct 06
Senseless propaganda.

Only a fuuuull with 0 brain cells believes this.

Don't forget to mention Russian drones, aircrafts and missiles that are entering NATO airspace with reckless abandon.

What has NATO done about it? Nothing other than issuing lengthy statements.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Fenomenal124(m): 5:35am On Oct 06
All mighty russia o. Lol this is so hilarious!
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Patriotic9ja(m): 5:36am On Oct 06
Even those that couldn't impregnate their wives... Russia is the cause lol
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Oruah: 5:37am On Oct 06
Anything to get to your opponent
Intimidating behavior
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Fuckyoumod: 5:38am On Oct 06
Lol..... Poopoo festival for who no gree for Russia.

Russia KGB now use poopoo to harass foreign governments.

MOSSAD COMES TO MIND, absolutely the best intelligence unit ever.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by EdiskyHarry:
All these western propaganda self🤣🤣, I remember when they told us that idi amin used to eat humans, killed ugandans and store them in the fridge for consumption, they also told us how gadaffi subjected thousands of libyans to suffering and kill them everyday at will, and also how thousands of people are falling dead in North Korea due to hunger.If not for social media, wetin dem for tell us about Ibrahim troare 🤣🤣
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Nten: 5:43am On Oct 06
Highly ridiculous! Defecation strategy of intimidation,.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Gotocourt: 5:46am On Oct 06
This is halitosis , I mean hilarious 😂
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by lanre316: 5:57am On Oct 06
Their lord POO-tin has ordered them to do that shit
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by KosiGee(m): 6:00am On Oct 06
I smell propaganda here. Why would highly intelligent security agents leave ample amounts of strong DNA materials as intimidation tactics?

It doesn’t make sense. Isn’t this as foolish as leaving severe finger prints and muddy shoe prints all over the mirrors, door handles and the carpets/rugs to scare your opponents?

It’s silly and unbelievable.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by pacino26(m): 6:04am On Oct 06
Hahahahahahaha, and it made front page! A retired CIA officer John Kiriakou openly mentioned how the LLisraeli Moossad were doing this same thing to US officials both on US soil and the State of LIsrael, nobody said jack. From Russia using washing machine chips to defecating in diplomats' houses. Funny lots
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by kpankpangolo(f): 6:08am On Oct 06
We now take The Onion articles seriously?
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by dermmy(m): 6:10am On Oct 06
Some propaganda no just make sense undecided
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by BewareOf419: 6:42am On Oct 06
Yahoo Boys are not there to use am with bread 🍞
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by SlavaUkraini:
WriterNg aka Kaliningrad aka WriteerNg...

The Special Russian Agent..

No you shit that shit for the Finnish MP House ? cheesy
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Guyman02: 6:59am On Oct 06
All these yeye stories from western media shouldn't be making FP here, this is purely anti Russian propaganda now that Ukraine is losing the NATO war badly against Russia
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Risingblue008(m): 7:30am On Oct 06
I wasn't there
So how are my to believe?
Let me hear from Russian side?
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Reference(m): 7:39am On Oct 06
How can all these high ranking people not have better security systems including remote CCTV sensing to factualise these incidents.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Leepeak(m): 7:46am On Oct 06
WriteerNg:
Senseless propaganda.

Only a fuuuull with 0 brain cells believes this.

Don't forget to mention Russian drones, aircrafts and missiles that are entering NATO airspace with reckless abandon.

What has NATO done about it? Nothing other than issuing lengthy statements.
Article 5 of NATO naa for weak nations
In this life try have power
Article 5 na for national with weak military capabilities
Lol countries that can only do that are North Korea, china mother Russia and Iran
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by iykololo(m): 7:49am On Oct 06
Enough DNA evidence right there.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by OJUENDAN(m): 7:53am On Oct 06
BlackViper:
●Putin’s dirty tricks reach Finnish lavatories

●Russian spies accused of leaving faeces in homes of politicians to intimidate them




https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/05/kremlins-dirty-tricks-reach-finnish-mps-lavatories/
Let them come and try it in Ekiti, Ijesha and Ijebu lands, I want to check something.
Walahi, dem no go reach airport
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Ankakh: 8:02am On Oct 06
BlackViper:
These are the heroes of FreestuffNg and Hachenoire grin😂😂😂

So on top of all the bragging and sponsored mouthpieces, this is the best they can do?
It's all part of the game for the former KGB-turn-President. It's a multi-pronged approach.

Old habits die hard.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by JuanDeDios: 8:07am On Oct 06
BlackViper:
●Putin’s dirty tricks reach Finnish lavatories

●Russian spies accused of leaving faeces in homes of politicians to intimidate them




https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/05/kremlins-dirty-tricks-reach-finnish-mps-lavatories/
Russia plays in the gutters. Always their modus. The Europeans refuse to learn. But I trust the Finns – they know how to deal with Russians.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Guestmale: 8:08am On Oct 06
This shouldn't suprise anyone.How will you invade another country and occupied part of their territory if you're not a thief.

It's only people who are professionals in burglary that can do that.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by JuanDeDios: 8:11am On Oct 06
Patriotic9ja:
Even those that couldn't impregnate their wives... Russia is the cause lol
Well, that's entirely possible. Russia secretly poisons people to make them ill. Russian citizens who get in the Kremlin's bad book either get pushed out of windows or poisoned.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by JuanDeDios: 8:13am On Oct 06
Reference:
How can all these high ranking people not have better security systems including remote CCTV sensing to factualise these incidents.
I trust the Finns. They will address this going forward. They've always had the antidote to Russia's madness.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by JuanDeDios: 8:15am On Oct 06
EdiskyHarry:
All these western propaganda self🤣🤣, I remember when they told us that idi amin used to eat humans, killed ugandans and store them in the fridge for consumption, they also told us how gadaffi subjected thousands of libyans to suffering and kill them everyday at will, and also how thousands of people are falling dead in North Korea due to hunger.If not for social media, wetin dem for tell us about Ibrahim troare 🤣🤣
Smh for you. Idi Amin and Gadafi killed people - that wasn't propaganda. People die of hunger in N Korea - no propaganda there. As for Traore, that's a matter for another day.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Mrexcell(m): 8:20am On Oct 06
Very disgusting russia is still very far from civilisation despite all their technological advancements this is why I will always support the US and isreal any day any time.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Mrexcell(m): 8:25am On Oct 06
KosiGee:
I smell propaganda here. Why would highly intelligent security agents leave ample amounts of strong DNA materials as intimidation tactics?

It doesn’t make sense. Isn’t this as foolish as leaving severe finger prints and muddy shoe prints all over the mirrors, door handles and the carpets/rugs to scare your opponents?

It’s silly and unbelievable.
A russia that can invade Ukraine unprovoked is capable of anything putin his govt are not sane people.
Re: Russia Is Sending Spies To Defecate In The Toilets Of Finland’s Politicians by Chucks13: 8:25am On Oct 06
If this news is true then I'm disappointed in those spies. Do they ate watering bean or what? How is defecating part of intelligence gathering as a spy?
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