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Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by socoharley(op):
Last weekend,due to the magnanimous state of my being,i decided to pay fellow Nairalanders an unscheduled visit.
I planned to drive through ikoyi since I will be dropping off my girlfriend at her place in banana island. While I passed Pocahontas house around Glover road,I perceived the smell of dog beef..her masters dog eats only beef...and oh her father is the gateman there. Ginger, and garlic aroma was coming in next door from caaz kitchen where she's a servant/cook in Seun osewas residence.
while I exit through Bourdillon I sighted helinues begging to enter a big golden gate..Hmm!! The whiff of expensive perfumes, always from Diamond098454 around Falomo...and yeah,the air was pleasant.

My vehicle had a flat tire around Jennyclay' neighborhood somewhere in ijegun. So while the vulcanizer fixed my tire,i decided to say hello to Samantha125 since she stays around there too. Oh boy the smell In the air was bad.. I perceived the stench of a half eaten dead rat Jennyclays ekuke dog left over. The acrid smell of stale egusi soup being heated back to edibility from Mariangeles kitchen somewhere around Abaranje..And finally,the stench of a collapsed soakaway pit at Isheri Osun from dominiques compound..
Ah gosh!! I couldn't wait to finish my tire and leave. And let me remind you, my tire was punctured by the bottle hungry and angry yarimo broke on Sonnobax15s head for telling too much tales while they tried to settle the fight between Jennyclay and Samantha125 lastnight over who be seun Osewa babe 🤣🤣🤣
Ha!! Nairaland high-class.... "Babes dey"!


Socoharley tales....have a great week grin
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by helinues: 11:35am On Oct 20
Just imagine what someone concocted.

When we said lots are wrong with some of the opposition supporters, some people think we are exaggerating

Abeg, which normal people will come up with this kind of rubbish.

Una lifestyle is uninspiring aje
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by illicit(m): 1:02pm On Oct 20
How dare u talk shii about the innocent Ibo girl Angel Mary

😉
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by Diamond098454(f): 5:15pm On Oct 21
Hahaha you just went round Narialand neighborhood hahaha I can't stop laughing ooooo
socoharley:
Last weekend,due to the magnanimous state of my being,i decided to pay fellow Nairalanders an unscheduled visit.
I planned to drive through ikoyi since I will be dropping off my girlfriend at her place in banana island. While I passed Pocahontas house aroundGlover road,I perceived the smell of dog beef..her dog eats only beef. Ginger, and garlic aroma was coming in next door from caaz kitchen and while I exit through Bourdillon I sighted helinues begging to enter a big golden gate..Hmm!! The whiff of expensive perfumes, always from Diamond098454 around Falomo...and yeah,the air was pleasant.

My vehicle had a flat tire around Jennyclay' neighborhood somewhere in ijegun. So while the vulcanizer fixed my tire,i decided to say hello to Samantha125 since she stays around there too. Oh boy the smell In the air was bad.. I perceived the stench of a half eaten dead rat Jennyclays ekuke dog left over. The acrid smell of stale egusi soup being heated back to edibility from Mariangeles kitchen somewhere around Abaranje..And finally,the stench of a broken soakaway at Isheri Osun from dominiques compound..
Ah gosh!! I couldn't wait to finish my tire and leave. And let me remind you, my tire was punctured by the bottle hungry and angry yarimo broke on Sonnobax15s head for telling too much tales while they tried to settle the fight between Jennyclay and Samantha125 lastnight over who be seun Osewa babe 🤣🤣🤣
Ha!! Nairaland high-class.... "Babes dey"!


Socoharley tales....have a great week grin

Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by socoharley(op): 5:20pm On Oct 21
Diamond098454:
Hahaha you just went round Narialand neighborhood hahaha I can't stop laughing ooooo
Do you like it?
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by socoharley(op): 5:22pm On Oct 21
illicit:
How dare u talk shii about the innocent Ibo girl Angel Mary

😉
Taa!! Who be that one?
That babe wey no get levels?
Wey dey use palm oil fry egg? undecided
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by illicit(m): 6:12pm On Oct 21
socoharley:
Taa!! Who be that one?
That babe wey no get levels?
Wey dey use palm oil fry egg? undecided
Abeg no talk about her like that...

I foh for her

🤗
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by socoharley(op): 6:29pm On Oct 21
illicit:
Abeg no talk about her like that...

I foh for her

🤗
You are definitely going to be in my prayers..God save you cool
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by Diamond098454(f): 6:39pm On Oct 21
Yes............ It sound so sweet and funny "perfect💯 "
socoharley:
Do you like it?
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by socoharley(op): 6:43pm On Oct 21
Diamond098454:
Yes............ It sound so sweet and funny "perfect💯 "
My day is pleasant because you like it....
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by illicit(m):
socoharley:
You are definitely going to be in my prayers..God save you cool
Holy Mary...

She will pray for us
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by Diamond098454(f): 7:02pm On Oct 21
Smiles smiles
socoharley:
My day is pleasant because you like it....
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by socoharley(op): 7:13pm On Oct 21
illicit:
Mary dey with me...

She will pray for us
Please give her "snake in the monkey shadow" style tonight grin
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by illicit(m): 7:25pm On Oct 21
socoharley:
Please give her "snake in the monkey shadow" style tonight grin
No nah

Pls talk about her with respect

She fit be my wife in the nearest future

No be say I no go give am monkey shadow o but pls nah...
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by socoharley(op): 8:06pm On Oct 21
illicit:
No nah

Pls talk about her with respect

She fit be my wife in the nearest future

No be say I no go give am monkey shadow o but pls nah...
love nwantintin.... angry una get mind o still dey use the word "wife", e no dey my dictionary again grin
Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by socoharley(op): 8:46am On Oct 26
Another week to conquer....but laughing makes it more pleasurable.. grin
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