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Bwilliam:
I don't know why but anything I see this guy I go just burst out laughing.
Very funny looking thing.

Post your pic let us see what you look like

Eba50:
even the first bank staff aren't comfortable with portable.they are just on errand and cant wait to leave. they 2 different people from different spheres

The bank staff that appear in these pics do not look like they're uncomfortable to me?

MarkNsukkaBread:
Post your pic let us see what you look like

Nice try, make I post my pic so you can soapy with it.

Getatof here, Bruv.

Welcome to WEMA BANK

Davido got you there

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

Pele ooh! First-bank by her action just educated you that Portable is a more valuable customer than you are Mr sophistication and elitist.

First Bank is doing business and that is it. The gesture is to target youth and it makes sense. No matter how rascal Portable behaves, he is still commanding youth circle and he is not a criminal.

Kudos to First bank!

Bwilliam:
Nice try, make I post my pic so you can soapy with it.

Getatof here, Bruv.

I'm sure you're one of those scrawny, hungry looking guys that lack self-confidence but love making fun of the physical appearance of other people

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

Money is everything in this contemporary world, the same first bank staffs would even go back to his house if there is need fpr that. Money is the key, it give you class irrespective of your education background.

Go to insde big markets and see how these bank staffs worship those money bag business owners. Infact, i knew some of them back then who are dating the suppose classy famale bank staffs or marketers. A man even married one as a second wife. Dont underestimate the power of money.

Very funny,, see what opay and moniepoint has reduced our traditional Banks to🤣🤣🤣

Kobicove:
This guy is too erratic, don't be surprised if he turns around tomorrow to start insulting First Bank just because the posted some normal bank charges on his account

No be today hin start to use them na


But it is a remote possiblity

LagosOrigin:
Controversial Nigerian singer Portable has expressed excitement after officials of First Bank reportedly visited his home with money and other gifts.

The singer shared a video of the visit on his social media page, where he appreciated the bank for the gesture and described himself as its ambassador.

Portable also expressed satisfaction with his decision to bank with the financial institution, revealing that First Bank had become his preferred bank.

According to the singer, he has relied on the bank for his financial transactions, including during his trips to the United Kingdom, the United States and Canada

He further disclosed that the bank presented him with a point-of-sale (POS) machine and wanted to introduce him to opening a dollar account.

Speaking in the video, Portable said:

“First Bank came to greet me at home. They came with money. I am glad that you guys came to see me. I be First Bank ambassador. I don’t regret ever using First Bank. I went to London, America, and Canada; my bank statement- First Bank- I have printed it. Any money that enters my account goes straight to their bank. God bless them. They gave me POS and want me to open a dollar account.”

The singer’s post highlighted his appreciation for the bank’s visit and the gifts he received, while reaffirming his loyalty to the financial institution.

Watch video

First bank signs portable as their latest ambassador 😂✨ pic.twitter.com/vdXibshS8Y

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) October 20, 2026

Why is he always drunk abi na high sef😏

MarkNsukkaBread:
I'm sure you're one of those scrawny, hungry looking guys that lack self-confidence but love making fun of the physical appearance of other people

The self projection is troubling, but not as troubling as you going to bat for a noisy charlatan that won't pay you.

Do you see yourself in Portable?

My only advise to you is to lay a towel or pillow on the floor, before kneeling in front of Portable to give him your patented slurp up treatment...also try not to choke.

God bless you

LagosOrigin:
So you know better than the bank abi

You think everything is about wearing suit and tie in business

The bank will not engage portable if he's not gonna be useful to them

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

A very simple analogy, SHIT may be REPULSIVE, but shit MONEY no dey SMELL.

Is First Bank this desperate? Having Portable as a client is an asset to the business .. but to publicly be basically kissing his a$$ is to be penny wise pound foolish. Many people don't like him period .. and many have wayyy more money than he could ever have .. there's a high risk of at least one such person closing their account .. and many wanting to open an account choosing another bank ... all because of this smart move. Didn't Tinubu use Portable to promote his nomination? ... what happened after? Did First Bank learn anything from this?

How i for happy ..if to say naa Portable God use crown pocohantas as head ..i don't mind make she dey enjoy portable Brabus B

Na only me understand weytin go gimme joy 🫢

LagosOrigin:
Controversial Nigerian singer Portable has expressed excitement after officials of First Bank reportedly visited his home with money and other gifts.

The singer shared a video of the visit on his social media page, where he appreciated the bank for the gesture and described himself as its ambassador.

Portable also expressed satisfaction with his decision to bank with the financial institution, revealing that First Bank had become his preferred bank.

According to the singer, he has relied on the bank for his financial transactions, including during his trips to the United Kingdom, the United States and Canada

He further disclosed that the bank presented him with a point-of-sale (POS) machine and wanted to introduce him to opening a dollar account.

Speaking in the video, Portable said:

“First Bank came to greet me at home. They came with money. I am glad that you guys came to see me. I be First Bank ambassador. I don’t regret ever using First Bank. I went to London, America, and Canada; my bank statement- First Bank- I have printed it. Any money that enters my account goes straight to their bank. God bless them. They gave me POS and want me to open a dollar account.”

The singer’s post highlighted his appreciation for the bank’s visit and the gifts he received, while reaffirming his loyalty to the financial institution.

Watch video

First bank signs portable as their latest ambassador 😂✨ pic.twitter.com/vdXibshS8Y

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) October 20, 2026

Banks just want deposits, no matter who from

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

Bros before first bank can decide to do this do you know how much must money has passed thru his account with them? Forget that matter, to first bank na business and he is a big customer. Even though I personally dislike Portable, I don’t see anything wrong with what they have done. Let that amount of money pass thru your account with them and see what they will do. My wife banks with them and I know they bring cake for her every year for her birthday, that is recognition!

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

Let's see your account balance first

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

..it's advertisement and promoting the bank..they know that portable is a popular and famous celebrity in Nigeria..using him to advertise and promote the bank
And portable have lot of money in the account in first bank....so its all about business

socoharley:
All these you wrote would have had meaning if a "somebody " like Davido said it....but alas the nobodies always think their opinions matter when discussing a "somebody "

For some strange reason a no body like you also thinks your opinion about someone you called a nobody matters. For your mind now you made sense with this your extremely du- mb post

What happen to the erudites in the street looking for job, why do we now give credence to thugery and hooligansm at the expense of education.

Very Ugly Boy, I'll definitely have nightmares after seeing this face, Poor me 😞😞

torqque7:
For some strange reason a no body like you also thinks your opinion about someone you called a nobody matters. For your mind now you made sense with this your extremely du- mb post

I never knew go-ats now use phone...Who let this go-at out?

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

Dey play!

U think Banks cares about rascality? Dude, portable just did free advertisement for them and that's exactly what first Bank came there for.

He was paid handsomely by the Bank to do that and he did successfully well. Banks only cares for as long as it's all about money 💰🤑

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

Do you know the population of rascals in Nigeria? Do you know how many millions of them are looking up to Portable?

If all rascals can bank with First bank, Do you know the immense financial benefit it will bring to first bank?

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

You wey poverty don finish dey talk nonsense.
Carry your bitterness commot here

OlujobaSamuel:
That guy on blue was forced to be in the pix, e sha smile tipatipa

You wey never see food chop dey talk nonsense.
Ba bitterness go kpai you las las

Have you ever seen rascal cash, cash na cash, for bank so far it is not illegal

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

ShalliFvckMe:
That is why school is scam
Only thugs get succeful in life

Life get as e be

You wey no fit pass one subject for WAEC or NECO, if you no cheat.
You wey hunger do massage im face

No let envy of Portable kpai you
Portable is not responsible for your stagnancy.

Namaster:
WHY?!

Why would a FIRST-TIER bank engage with a RASCAL?

He looks REPULSIVE.
He speaks REPULSIVELY.
His character is REPULSIVE.

What does First Bank hope to achieve with this ENGAGEMENT?

I feel your pain for his progress if it pains you that much go and hug river benue