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Between White Parent And Black Parent by IAMBREEZY(op):
White parent:''if someone hits u,go tell the teacher''

Black parent:''if some one hits you,you hit they a$$ back!"

White parent:"go in ur room and think about what you 've done"

Black parent:"go to ur damn room and get ready "this a$$ whooping."

White parent:"Good morning,time for school"

Black parent:"Getcha a$$ up,don't miss that damn bus or else you gonna trek to school"

White parent:"we re heading to the store,you can pick 1 thing from the toy isle"

Black parent:"we bouta go to the store,don't ask for shit!"

White parent:pls stop crying."


black parent:"what u cryin for?shut up before i give you something to cry about."

White parent:"i'm sending you to therapy''

Black parent:"imma knock some sense into you"

White parent:"are you having sex?"

[b]Black parent:[/b]u better not be fuccking,cuz i ain't raising no grand babies u better wrap that shiit up,don't bring no kids home.
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by Shaanteel(f): 2:23pm On Dec 01, 2013
That is so true lol
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by IAMBREEZY(op): 8:33pm On Dec 01, 2013
^^^lol u can testify to it.
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by poshpimkiey(f): 8:38pm On Dec 01, 2013
Black parents be speaking d truth. which one b "are u having sex?" nne, wrap up ur shit n don't u b bringin no extra mouths home to feed.
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by IAMBREEZY(op): 7:27am On Dec 02, 2013
poshpimkiey: Black parents be speaking d truth. which one b "are u having sex?" nne, wrap up ur shit n don't u b bringin no extra mouths home to feed.
yeah i know black parent re definitely saying the truth that's why i differenciated them,black are too hard on their kids why white parents re damn soft.
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by IAMBREEZY(op): 7:28am On Dec 02, 2013
Btw why is this section dry like sahara desert...
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by fabulousdame(f): 2:13pm On Dec 02, 2013
hehehe
this is so true...
black parents shaa..always so blunt
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by Buddydogg(m): 3:57pm On Dec 06, 2013
lmao,
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by Mrscarter(f): 10:11am On Nov 01, 2021
IAMBREEZY:
White parent:''if someone hits u,go tell the teacher''

Black parent:''if some one hits you,you hit they a$$ back!"

White parent:"go in ur room and think about what you 've done"

Black parent:"go to ur damn room and get ready "this a$$ whooping."

White parent:"Good morning,time for school"

Black parent:"Getcha a$$ up,don't miss that damn bus or else you gonna trek to school"

White parent:"we re heading to the store,you can pick 1 thing from the toy isle"

Black parent:"we bouta go to the store,don't ask for shit!"

White parent:pls stop crying."


black parent:"what u cryin for?shut up before i give you something to cry about."

White parent:"i'm sending you to therapy''

Black parent:"imma knock some sense into you"

White parent:"are you having sex?"

[b]Black parent:[/b]u better not be fuccking,cuz i ain't raising no grand babies u better wrap that shiit up,don't bring no kids home.
Well this thread old old asf but everything u said black parents say here whites say just as much lol
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by diana9h: 4:08am On Nov 07, 2021
cheesy
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by ominilongest(m): 12:54pm On Nov 07, 2021
have anyone watched the wire, damn.

Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by martins0imbiana: 12:09pm On Nov 08, 2021
cheesy
Re: Between White Parent And Black Parent by timmyedit(m): 5:34pm On Nov 14, 2021
old thread.... but deep words.
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