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Before you start having any evil / abusive thoughts i am a Manchester united die hard fan but i can't help laughing at our coach and his cohorts ...

The rate at which Manchester United are going down they will soon discover OIL.

“Be careful if you are driving past Old Trafford this week. A lot of people have been picking up three points there recently.”

“A Manchester United lamp would make a nice Christmas present. They look great in the middle of the table.”

“It is so hard to win at Old Trafford. Even Manchester United can’t.”

"David Moyes spent 11 years trying to get Everton above Man United and now he's finally achieved it."

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..what manner of wickedness is this?

Lwkmd

Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and manchester united ?
A: OJ Simpson had some sort of a defence!

Q: What's the difference between manchester united and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!

Q) What is the difference between manchester united and a lift ?
A) It doesn't take a lift nine months to go down

Q: What is the difference between manchester united and a triangle?
A: A triangle has three points.

The United and City Car Crash Joke

A Man City and Man United fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.

"This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends" says the City fan "I agree" replies the United fan

The City fan then returns to the wreckage of his car, and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.

"Look" he says to the united fan, "this must be another sign from God, we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival"

He hands the bottle over to the United fan who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back to the City fan, who then puts the top back on & returns the bottle to his car.

"Aren't you having any?" asks the United fan. "No" replied the City fan, "I think I’ll wait til the Police get here."

Tolexander: [size=16pt]1-2, 1-2, 2-1![/size]

Shey Man U dey test microphone ni?

falls from iroko tree laughing my nyansh off

At this time,the beginning of 2014,manutd has already been ruled out on the premier league and football wise....mark me,i might sound stupid or ridiculous now but wen we rise up again.....i want all of u bashing manutd to still be on this thread and related r.i.p manutd threads........Still defending champions...m always behind David moyes

[color=#DC143C]My take on this is WHAT IS THIS SH1T DOING IN THE POLITICS SECTION [/color]

psalmdave: At this time,the beginning of 2014,manutd has already been ruled out on the premier league and football wise....mark me,i might sound stupid or ridiculous now but wen we rise up again.....i want all of u bashing manutd to still be on this thread and related r.i.p manutd threads........Still defending champions...m always behind David moyes

ose my dear united will rise again

it not over yet

Anyhow it is, i will always be united

Jonathan should set up a commitee to look in man u problems.....


Don't be surprised if it is connected to APC.

Eze Promoe: [color=#DC143C]My take on this is WHAT IS THIS SH1T DOING IN THE POLITICS SECTION [/color]

can't you figure out the similarities between manU and PDP lately? Olodo

LMAO...more!

una wan kill me 4 laugh ooooo,nd I b man u fan

My prayer is just that we see more of this testing microphone tinz....
I always knew Moyes wud did worst Dan this.

#team.manutd
@OP. If no b say u b manutd ceiling fans, I for swear for u wt blue mango

kokoA: can't you figure out the similarities between manU and PDP lately? Olodo

[color=#DC143C]But I didn't see any political related content on it.
What has Man U got to do with PDP?
I'm keenly waiting to be demystified on this [/color]

Whatever Man U for live

LM.F.AO! I'm so glad I'm a man utd fan now

I jst hope this doesn't in anyway get to fp