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claireshan:
Are you alright? y attacking me was I the one that included that in the list

tempem:
Yes, am alright.... You shouldn't be happy with people's conditions.. . That's mean... Although, I owe you no apology.

claireshan:
Guy just dey your own abeg

you see me for your dream?

tempem:
Apparently, no! But just don't keep on with the attitude, for a lady; it's not good... Ladies are known for being kind and not cruel.

Mickey7:
lolz na by force?

tomiobj:
they will steal all ur tns

preciousjoz1:
^^^
woman wrappers don quickly dash you two likes abi?

darnley16:
bros u sef see am

preciousjoz1:
^^^
woman wrappers don quickly dash you two likes abi?

Mickey7:
You find these characters in a typical nigerian hostel!

1:The pastor:

Don't think about having a quiet night!he prays(kabashes) all through the night.To him,everyone else is a sinner.he needs the bulb to read the bible at that hour when you(who love to sleep with the lights out)want to sleep.

2:The nerd:

he has no dress sense.always reads,hardly stays in the room.where you find him is at the school library.he has no time for anything else.


The tracker/critic;
He follows your every movement.What you eat,what you wear,where you go...he's always like"You take garri too much","you eat too much",when you take noodles,cereals etc,"you eat women's food".nothing except everything he does is right.

The "borrower";
he borrows everything down to your boxer short. "give me that your salt","borrow me maggi","borrow me milk","give me rice"

The beggar and copycat;
You cook/eat shit he wants to cook and eat shit.he wants to dress like you,buy the foodstuff you buy.he brings his plate each time you're done cooking.you never eat his meal but he always wants to eat yours.he just finishes cooking but the little you want to eat catches his attention more! like a spoilt brat


The "funny" guy;
Makes a joke of everything in the name of being funny.uses your life style to tell jokes for the entertainment of everyone else in the room.he doesn't know where to draw the line!


The dirty one:
Never washes his dishes and never does the laundry,his locker is all rat droPpings,very dirty...everything about him just irritates you dust

The cool guy:
laughs with everyone,doesn't beg from you,he isn't nerdy,churchy...he is respectful and commands respect.even though you may want to take advantage of his "coolness" .he understands everyone.

Phew! It's tough living in the hostel.you need to learn to say No and be firm when necessary. be the "Yes,yes" guy and they will walk all over you.make people respect you.I'm not saying you should change your person,but strive to be the cool guy!
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Mickey7:
why body dey pepper una na

Mickey7:
nah that's second sch trash