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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by udysweet(f): 6:41am On Oct 06, 2014

Chai see me replying on monday morning because network ddnt allow me,and to think I'm not even gonna comment on wat happened during service but on my way home. *runs behind the chair*
Anyway mine was after church jo,bus was heading back home from Canaand land,Ota(proudly a Winner,winks) and they cramped us together as our sister bus broke down and pple were brought to join us. On the way the guy beside me almost toppled over cos he kept sleeping and throwing his head forward,it was really a funny sight,lmao! At a point he leaned his full weight on me and because we were tightly packed(inside L T yellow bus) I had to cry out. Me wey dey form ,after listening to music endlessly on my fone via ear piece(traffic as usual was crazy so I had to kill time) I come tire jare,naim I say make I shut my eyes small o say lai lai I no fit do like my"guy" . Before I know I don dey drop head forward ,omo I just package myself wella,beg d persin in front of me to allow me place my head on d back rest of d chair b4 I go "nod" person for back of head,lmao!
Bottom line: u can't cheat nature o,if sleep catch u ehen,u no go fit hold dat nodding except u see where to place ur head. Praise the Lord somebody!!

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by olashas(f): 6:53am On Oct 06, 2014

Bobbysworld28:
I just keep seeing these guys as criminals. Honestly, I can shake off the feeling. The more pastors act, the more it is confirmed. They are bloody thieves with no shame.

Big time bloody thieves

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by kristosky(m): 6:54am On Oct 06, 2014

SlyIg:
My dear, our own is another thing entirely. It bores me so much.
And all they preach for us is indecent dressing, immoral sins and all that.
You'll be wondering why a priest should be preaching for that long.

shuuu!!u said immoral sin
?is there a moral sin?

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Missmossy(f): 7:07am On Oct 06, 2014

Lot of funny experiences here cheesy

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 8:01am On Oct 06, 2014

the priest looked like elenu

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 9:18am On Oct 06, 2014

Helloooo...Nairalanders,pls is any1 here from Yakurr,Calabar or Cross River State?pls let's identify ourselves. Thank u

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Princeadebayo1(m): 9:31am On Oct 06, 2014

[quote author=MztrChukwu post=26891944][/quote]Lol....all d compliments received were from females but they are not prospective wives anyway

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by MEILYN(m): 9:31am On Oct 06, 2014

sirugos:
my guy U don kill me finish. I don die for laugh

Oga no be only you. Laff nearly kill me as I read that post..

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Jeolight: 11:36am On Oct 06, 2014

our parish priest said that the Deputy Governor of Edo state is coming to our parish, St Albert's next Sunday with a lot of goodies for d students. 10:30 am mass.

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Bigsteveg(m): 12:44pm On Oct 06, 2014

krall:
Farano which church?

Wait let me remember

April, 2008
Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside."

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki...

Why do I think you are lying?

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Mckore(m): 3:15pm On Oct 06, 2014

Mine was I played a melodious riff on the guitar wanted to laugh out loud 'cos I appreciate those little things I do most times, oblivious of the fact I was in church, I got off balance and had to cover my face to hide my expression 'cos I was trying hard to maintain a normal face. I was really overjoyed!!!

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Gloria3389(f): 3:39pm On Oct 06, 2014

victorazy:
Yee is true I was harsh on him.
I am not lost and can't be and if u can't see it then ur...... Sorry.

How can unbeliever throw a stone and so called christians will be bashing on pastors and chrches as if Bible never told us that "not all that calls me father! father are my sons."

there's Nothing wrong in what they are saying...they are all sharing their experiences today
and Please stop the holier than thou attitude and stop acting as if u are perfect....

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by hannne(f): 3:48pm On Oct 06, 2014

SlyIg:
Yea ...

A new priest celebrated mass for us at the Unizik Sub chapter of NFCS in Ifite, Awka.
Today is actually his first day of celebrating mass as our new chaplain.
Unlike other priests who will preach for close to one hour, this new priest sermon was just clear and brief.
He finished preaching and went back to d altar, students were shocked and they started murmuring cos that was really fast.

He didn't even mention indecent dressing and fornication amongst students and he was done with his preaching ? Wow ... Students will really like this new priest.

babe,how far.are u a zikite.have dey changed fr christain.gist me.who is d new chaplain

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by joshrare(m): 4:52pm On Oct 06, 2014

krall:
Farano which church?

Wait let me remember

April, 2008
Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside."

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki...

Free babes for the guys that day, no wooing and visiting fastfood...
Hope they exchange number too

Chai....I missed

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by joshrare(m): 4:52pm On Oct 06, 2014

[quote author=krall post=26880209]Farano which church?

Wait let me remember

April, 2008
Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!! angry

also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!! angry

How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside." angry

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki... undecided

Free babes for the guys that day, no wooing and visiting fastfood...
Hope they exchange number too

Chai....I missed

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by dejibimbo(m): 7:23pm On Oct 06, 2014

Mckore:
Mine was I played a melodious riff on the guitar wanted to laugh out loud 'cos I appreciate those little things I do most times, oblivious of the fact I was in church, I got off balance and had to cover my face to hide my expression 'cos I was trying hard to maintain a normal face. I was really overjoyed!!!

Those moment you just have to feel yourself play....me, I go just smile....who look me no go know wetin I dey smile for....guitar sweet sha....

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Mbuko91(m): 10:27pm On Oct 06, 2014

I'm soo sorry,but na church be that? Lollll. That guy come be like who dey sell agboo and fried meat for iganmu! See as e open mouth like say him dey give head! The world she haff spoiling! Lollll

fadjnr:
just this one

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Mckore(m): 10:31pm On Oct 06, 2014

dejibimbo:
Those moment you just have to feel yourself play....me, I go just smile....who look me no go know wetin I dey smile for....guitar sweet sha....

yea bro I couldn't help it!

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 06, 2014

kika23:
Ioono if you'd find it genuine but yes there is....

Did u parry? Don't be shy!! ....

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 11:23pm On Oct 06, 2014

Crixina:
but shey u said it should be let go like a free bird?

Yea...buh some birds are fugly....same as farts.

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by cushycute(f): 12:47am On Oct 07, 2014

Oh yeah!

Sapphire86:
Omo Adeboye

Thanksgiving service was awesome.

Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by SlyIg(f): 1:41am On Oct 07, 2014

hannne:
babe,how far.are u a zikite.have dey changed fr christain.gist me.who is d new chaplain

St. Anthony Sub chapter in Ifite. A new priest from Igbo Ukwu is in charge now. He started very well sha and if he continues, students will like him more than the former.
I've just graduated by the way and i'm still working on my project.