10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In
The University

1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of
him. He comes to class, threatens
everyone, you rarely see him smile,
always serious with a straight face. He
never gives an ‘A’ and when result comes
out, his courses are always mass failure.
He is usually the most hated lecturer.

2.The comedian - He is more or less a
stand-up comedian. Always lively,
students look forward to his laugher-filled
lectures but once taken for granted, he
can be shocking. He is usually stingy with
marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as
Assistant lecturers. They usually start as
errand boys to some top lecturers in the
department, they mark exam scripts,
invigilate during tests & exams and later
graduate to helping the lecturers with
some of their lectures. They are usually
hyperactive, aggressive and proud which
usually results into a clash with the
students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles,
does things in an unusual manner
including ways of speaking(with big
grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a
funny dress sense(with long bling-bling
chains like Ayo Oritsejafor). He is always
REAL and serious, doesn’t care what his
students feels or think about him, highly
unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs
until the students complains.

5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always
matured, homely, approachable, and
friendly. He takes his time to extensively
teach his students in such a way that once
you fail his course, you know that you
truly deserve to fail. He is students ‘
favourite.

6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class
twice in a semester(One, for course
introduction & later, for revision, a week
to Exams). He doesn’t lecture nor teach,
he only comes to read out loud while the
students listen. He doesn’t care if you
understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is
done for the day’s lecture.

7.The ‘Runs’ lecturer - He comes to class,
gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile
digits or his errand boy’s digits(The coded
students knows what to do). #5k for ‘C’,
#8k for ‘B’ and #10k for ‘A’ depending on
the importance or Unit of the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper.
He takes advantage of any vulnerable
female student, it doesn’t matter how
young she is, the sex addict just want to
get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide
your babe, sister, daughter from him.

9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the
story about his days in the University and
how serious/dedicated they were those
days + how he still consult his 1973
lecture notebook. He talks about how bad
the Gov’t and the school management is,
especially if he is an ardent ASUU
member. He usually receive at least 10
phone calls within a lecture.

10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This
type of lecturer comes to class to chip in
the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the
entire class to his church & mid week
programmes. He is always gentle & Godly.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He
comes to class and usually separates the
female students from the male students
before his lecture begins. He looks gentle
and you don’t need to be told before you
know he is a muslim. Take him for
granted and you will pay dearly for it.

You are free to add yours

Culled from: Nigerianuniversityscholarship
Courtesy; http://schoolnewsportal.com

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10 types of Indian hemp

10 types of Pornstars

10 types of kidnappers

10 types of terrorists

10 types of pastors

10 types of Nigerian music

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10 types of agberos

10 types of runs girls

10 types of sugar daddies

10 types of cockroaches in Aso Rock


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10 types of farts

10 types of Indian hemp

10 types of Pornstars

10 types of kidnappers

10 types of terrorists

10 types of pastors

10 types of Nigerian music

10 types of Draw soup

10 types of agberos

10 types of runs girls

10 types of sugar daddies

10 types of cockroaches in Aso Rock


Please Nairalanders feel free to choose any of the above and create a topic. Rubbish!!

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