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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:13am On Oct 08, 2014

Suley316:
your roomate is in a private uni man

Lolz....so u mean 2 tell me i cant find 1 here, ryt?

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:40am On Oct 08, 2014

saintuu:
Lolz....so u mean 2 tell me i cant find 1 here, ryt?

exactly

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:11am On Oct 08, 2014

Suley316:
exactly

Ok... Buh u sudn't generalise it

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by PietroRico(m): 8:16am On Oct 08, 2014

saintuu:
ROOMMATE WANTED
Qualification.
It must be a lady
She doesn't need 2 be pretty
She must be above 18 ( i no wan go gail)
He dad, mum, anty...or uncle must be a politician, 419 or works in an oil company
Plus ha allowances must be above #350,000

BENEFITS ACCRUED 2 IT
She doesnt need 2 cook
She needn't sweep
She doesnt need 2 wash ha cloth plus pant...
She doest need 2 read
She doesnt need do 2 ha assignment
all dis i'll do.

this is not how application for the post of 'house boy' is done, you know.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mexyz(m): 8:34am On Oct 08, 2014

@mystroh, i am not responsible for your admission. I only made my opinion known to the thread and i wonder why you took it personal. Pls watch your tongue bro. Good morning house.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Jackossky(m): 8:54am On Oct 08, 2014

Wonders shall never end,i asked for business admin but they gave me one kind 'science actural' have never even heard abt it b4.and hope the course accept this year gce,i need answers please.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Spiff20(m): 9:06am On Oct 08, 2014

Am sorry guys, this is with no intent of derailing. Is it true that without your waec mastersheet you won't be cleared during clearance. Am a fresher i don't have it but i have the original waec result certificate. Also heard it will be needed for Nysc too. Thanks 4 ur answers.

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 9:07am On Oct 08, 2014

PietroRico:
this is not how application for the post of 'house boy' is done, you know.

Lmao....i kw..buh u sud also kw dat mohammed went 2 d mountain, mountain went 2 mohammed re both same...so far dere is meet...#smilling

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by HonourablePomk: 10:05am On Oct 08, 2014

Spiff20:
Am sorry guys, this is with no intent of derailing. Is it true that without your waec mastersheet you won't be cleared during clearance. Am a fresher i don't have it but i have the original waec result certificate. Also heard it will be needed for Nysc too. Thanks 4 ur answers.

What is waec mastersheet?

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by skay03(m): 10:18am On Oct 08, 2014

Sylverkenz:
This link na im dey show me admitted, all others dey still tell me sorry no admission is given yet www.jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=3B0B5F04-AC3A-4850-84E4-E7C7AE6CB03E

i tried it,but still sayin no admission given yet

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 10:45am On Oct 08, 2014

Swagalord18:
your ignorant sister is trying to make you not feel bad about not getting into a federal university .... and you've proven to be more stùpid by buying her bullshit... face the truth and don't be a sore loser.... why was UNIBEN your first choice? ...or was your sister nonexistent then.

10billion likes

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by blizoj: 11:23am On Oct 08, 2014*

Pls guyz, wen is d uniben clearance goin to start? Nd wen ar we goin 2 start paying acceptance fee cuz av bin admitted.. Thnks

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by nellyefizzy: 11:51am On Oct 08, 2014

Good afternoon @everyone in the house....Please, what prospect does a Pharmacist have in a Jobless present Nigeria. And do I have hope surviving after graduating as a pharmacist huh

Cos, the way I see Jobless graduate working @ Mr Biggs is not funny...some even earn 20k after NYSC due to poor Jobs and lack of capital to owe their own private business and with the competition of those Igbo dudes selling drugs am wondering how a pharmacist will survive... someone Encourage me Please

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 12:25pm On Oct 08, 2014

nellyefizzy:
Good afternoon @everyone in the house....Please, what prospect does a Pharmacist have in a Jobless present Nigeria. And do I have hope surviving after graduating as a pharmacist Cos, the way I see Jobless graduate working @ Mr Biggs is not funny...some even earn 20k after NYSC due to poor Jobs and lack of capital to owe their own private business and with the competition of those Igbo dudes selling drugs am wondering how a pharmacist will survive... someone Encourage me Please

simply put in your best,read hard and get employed into where drugs are made u'll be paid in 6 zeros
nice meeting u course mate

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 1:06pm On Oct 08, 2014

nellyefizzy:
Good afternoon @everyone in the house....Please, what prospect does a Pharmacist have in a Jobless present Nigeria. And do I have hope surviving after graduating as a pharmacist Cos, the way I see Jobless graduate working @ Mr Biggs is not funny...some even earn 20k after NYSC due to poor Jobs and lack of capital to owe their own private business and with the competition of those Igbo dudes selling drugs am wondering how a pharmacist will survive... someone Encourage me Please

Lollllll #sorry am laffing, but that was funny.. Graduate working earning 20k per month, very disheartening but tru in most cases, looking at it from a rear view most of these guys/gals actually didn't passed through school, rather school passed through them.. If Чou look at their certificate, nothing good to write home about, i know someone ( My far cousin brother,he graduated from Auchi poly with a pass, he couldn't do anything with the cert, he later got a job somewhere were he was paid 9k. Yes just NINE thousand per month, let me don't go further abt him cus he is doing Well now!! Those graduates who are doing menial jobs probably didn't graduate well ( not all though). If you graduate well i see nothing stopping You from getting a good paying job if you know ur worth... i also know someone (My elder brother hostel mate in uniben there, though he was a year ahead of My brother,) he graduated last year with 2.1 upper, after defending his project,SAHARA GROUP company came after him, as i speak now that guy is currently in Egypt for training and he is already earning almost a million with so much allowances.. He is just 22yrs old....so My brother if you graduate well i see nothing stopping you from getting a good paying job, though the search may be hard.. #Preach

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:10pm On Oct 08, 2014

Oga no be everybody wey graduate with 2.1 dey get better job o
or didn't u hear of dangote's truck drivers with masters degree?

Finally, please and please, dont study pharmacy........it sucks aswear cry

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:16pm On Oct 08, 2014

You'll end up opening a shop,painting it white grin

,selling biscuit,sweet,wine,water,condom,body cream,chocomilo, etc alongside drugs....

Laide!!!oya go buy mineral from that CHemist wey dey junction huh

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 1:55pm On Oct 08, 2014

IamTitanium:
You'll end up opening a shop,painting it white,selling biscuit,sweet,wine,water,condom,body cream,chocomilo, etc alongside drugs....

LOL

Why evuls?

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by PietroRico(m): 2:25pm On Oct 08, 2014

[color=grey]don't play games it'll be dangerous if you F me over. cuz if I get burnt, I'ma show ya wah it's like to get hurt, cus I've been treated like dirt befo' ya. and LOVE is 'EVOL' spell it backwards, I'll show ya[/color]

*yawns.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:49pm On Oct 08, 2014

IamTitanium:
You'll end up opening a shop,painting it white,selling biscuit,sweet,wine,water,condom,body cream,chocomilo, etc alongside drugs....

Laide!!!oya go buy mineral from that CHemist wey dey junction

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9usxllsiV1rfc4ulo1_500.jpg

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by nellyefizzy: 3:17pm On Oct 08, 2014

Swagalord18:
https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9usxllsiV1rfc4ulo1_500.jpg

I will switch to electrical engineering where I. Will be repairing Television and radio for my neighbours. I Hope that helps...LOL

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 4:11pm On Oct 08, 2014

IamTitanium:
You'll end up opening a shop,painting it white,selling biscuit,sweet,wine,water,condom,body cream,chocomilo, etc alongside drugs....

Laide!!!oya go buy mineral from that CHemist wey dey junction

lmao... i never wanted to quote you, but i couldn't jus stop laughing after reading ur post..... grin

why you de discourage pple like this sad

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 4:21pm On Oct 08, 2014

PietroRico:
*yawns.

walk down this road.... eminem #yawns

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 4:21pm On Oct 08, 2014

seems they closed lindas blog oh

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tundeks: 5:04pm On Oct 08, 2014

Suley316:
seems they closed lindas blog oh

Nobody closed it

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tundeks: 5:09pm On Oct 08, 2014

IamTitanium:
You'll end up opening a shop,painting it white,selling biscuit,sweet,wine,water,condom,body cream,chocomilo, etc alongside drugs....

Laide!!!oya go buy mineral from that CHemist wey dey junction

U,re very funny, i nearly fell down on chair wen reading ur post due to laughter. pharmacy is a good profession if u gt job in a company. Its only jst dt majority dnt easily gt beta job due to all dz Omo Ibo dt spoil market

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 08, 2014

tundeks:
Nobody closed it

for where you comot?! Google did

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 8:19pm On Oct 08, 2014

IamTitanium:
You'll end up opening a shop,painting it white,selling biscuit,sweet,wine,water,condom,body cream,chocomilo, etc alongside drugs....

Laide!!!oya go buy mineral from that CHemist wey dey junction

choi

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Doctor21(m): 8:43pm On Oct 08, 2014

IamTitanium:
You'll end up opening a shop,painting it white,selling biscuit,sweet,wine,water,condom,body cream,chocomilo, etc alongside drugs....

Laide!!!oya go buy mineral from that CHemist wey dey junction

i bi nor wan laugh o!! Bt dis z jst 2 funi. Muhahahahahahahahahaha

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by orluuchi(f): 9:31pm On Oct 08, 2014

Suley316:
seems they closed lindas blog oh

check lindaikeji.mobi

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by McPete(m): 9:54pm On Oct 08, 2014

Jackossky:
Wonders shall never end,i asked for business admin but they gave me one kind 'science actural' have never even heard abt it b4.and hope the course accept this year gce,i need answers please.

itz lyk insurance

Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 10:06pm On Oct 08, 2014

chimhigher:
pm Countryfolks..lets mke dz thread mur lively..i saw dz sumwer...LETS C WHOS SHARPER... m):
At a party,everyone shook hands with everyone
else.
There were 66 handshakes.How many people were
at the party?

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