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Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Geenet: 7:10pm On Oct 07, 2014
axortedbabe:
Senseless fellow with senseless topics all d time..
grin
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Nobody: 7:19pm On Oct 07, 2014
axortedbabe:
Senseless fellow with senseless topics all d time..
But my senseless topics are still getting views and comments from sensible people like you
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by daveP(m): 7:48pm On Oct 07, 2014
Hmm. Op have hope before you look up@ the rope. If cheeseball made it thru all these years, then noreous can resurface. You never can tell. But you can tell if you hold that noose over your head. Norus ko nero ni! grin

Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by oderemo(m): 7:51pm On Oct 07, 2014
Counting down to mofo death.
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by adet991(f): 8:01pm On Oct 07, 2014
MeGaStReEt:
Please don't kill yourself.

Someone, somewhere love you very much and wouldn't want to lose you
you no get work.Abeg leave am make he go kill himself jare
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by cirmuell(m): 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2014
Noreos biscuit? wtf? huh If the rope doesn't work i've got a shotgun. grin
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by mufex(m): 8:47pm On Oct 07, 2014
I don't believe you. That's exactly what my first son told his sister before he sold one of mansions in Banana Republic.
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by free2ryhme: 8:58pm On Oct 07, 2014
natureboy50:
I just went to a store to buy noreos biscuit and they said that its finished
I think my life is over. I am just waiting for my parents to go out so I will commit suicde. I just bought rope and I am planning on hanging myself.
There are four stages of suicide namely denial, anger, bargaining, depression.

You are at the depression stage
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by severee(m): 9:09pm On Oct 07, 2014
Rather than hanging yourself why not just sign up with the NA against insurgency at least your suicide for there go make sense
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Jinyjagz(m): 9:28pm On Oct 07, 2014
nice one bro..ua doin d right tin..I would do dsame if am in ur shoe
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by philo3(m): 9:31pm On Oct 07, 2014
na FP ona wan make viz tin qo so o
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by fairygeh(f): 9:38pm On Oct 07, 2014
Rest in peace poster grin I hope you are dead by now. cry cry.na joke o.you won't die ijn.btw stop joking with death undecidedwho does that shocked
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by widowhusband: 9:42pm On Oct 07, 2014
its like some of you guys know him and r so sure he's joking. But last month one wierd guy announced same and did it to the watching pleasure of other wierdos on skype ,some of whom were later arrested for negligent is it suicide or homicide - cant really remember which word they used. Mankind is in trouble really. well young man hope you r joking as they say
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by ifoundmyperfect: 10:38pm On Oct 07, 2014
I'm guessing he is dead already...

Rest In Peace...

*drops flower and leaves
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by binie: 11:10pm On Oct 07, 2014
Please don't kill yourself just commit suicide.....
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Jeezbaby(f): 11:24pm On Oct 07, 2014
Save trip to hell fire. I pray dat Almighty God will console ur parent and give u eternal punishment for taking your own soul. (Amen)
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by StevinMorgan(m): 11:55pm On Oct 07, 2014
MeGaStReEt:
Please don't kill yourself.

Someone, somewhere love you very much and wouldn't want to lose you
when dere is life there is hope. Life is too sweet to tro away
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Nobody: 1:00am On Oct 08, 2014
`[color=orange]OP bro, if you don't kill yourself, you will die a hilarious death. [/color]
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by ifyndy(f): 9:15am On Oct 08, 2014
natureboy50:
I just went to a store to buy noreos biscuit and they said that its finished
I think my life is over. I am just waiting for my parents to go out so I will commit suicde. I just bought rope and I am planning on hanging myself.
Instead of commitin sucide why not give ursef for ritual atleaast ur parent n luved one wil. Celebrate dis december dan wastin ursef like dat naa.

Pls dnt forget to gve me som percentage for givin u dis useful advice. Can't wait. For d money flow
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Nobody: 10:19am On Oct 08, 2014
ifyndy:
Instead of commitin sucide why not give ursef for ritual atleaast ur parent n luved one wil. Celebrate dis december dan wastin ursef like dat naa.

Pls dnt forget to gve me som percentage for givin u dis useful advice. Can't wait. For d money flow
Is this all you can say. Chai there is God oh
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Nobody: 10:22am On Oct 08, 2014
Hi everyone, as you can see I am still alive.
My parents did not go out yesterday as the program they were to attend was cancelled. Now my dad has gone out and my mum is yet to go but in an hour time she will be out and I will finally get my chance.
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Abbey2sam(m): 10:26am On Oct 08, 2014
[quote author=natureboy50 post=26943414]I just went to a store to buy noreos biscuit and they said that its finished
I think my life is over. I am just waiting for my parents to go out so I will commit suicde. I just bought rope and I am planning on hanging myself.[/quote

r.i.p]
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by binie: 1:03pm On Oct 08, 2014
natureboy50:
Hi everyone, as you can see I am still alive.
My parents did not go out yesterday as the program they were to attend was cancelled. Now my dad has gone out and my mum is yet to go but in an hour time she will be out and I will finally get my chance.
**knock**
**knock**
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Nobody: 1:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
binie:
**knock**
**knock**
Who is there
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by binie: 3:25pm On Oct 08, 2014
natureboy50:
Who is there
where you @?
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Nobody: 5:01pm On Oct 08, 2014
binie:
where you @?
Where do you expect me to be
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Nobody: 5:16pm On Oct 08, 2014
I don't know what is happening. My mum left the house by 11am and I was happy I could finally hang myself. By 12:08 everything was ready. The rope tied to the fan, the stool, the note. Everything was in place. Just as I was about to climb the stool, my sister who should be in school just came back
Which kain wahala be this
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by binie: 10:14pm On Oct 08, 2014
natureboy50:
Where do you expect me to be
where shekau is..... grin
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by binie: 10:17pm On Oct 08, 2014
natureboy50:
I don't know what is happening. My mum left the house by 11am and I was happy I could finally hang myself. By 12:08 everything was ready. The rope tied to the fan, the stool, the note. Everything was in place. Just as I was about to climb the stool, my sister who should be in school just came back
Which kain wahala be this
ignore whoever is home with you, its the work of the devil. Lock yourself behind the door and do the necessary please.
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Nobody: 10:24pm On Oct 08, 2014
binie:
ignore whoever is home with you, its the work of the devil. Lock yourself behind the door and do the necessary please.
Thank you so much for believing in me
Re: I Will Kill Myself Tonight by Andyblaze: 11:56pm On Oct 08, 2014
grin grin ; idiot you funny o

Airforce1:
I go need Ebola safety kit incase
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